That right here is the gospel. As much as I love my wife....HOLY fukkING shyt there were times where I just wanted to fling from the damn tree to a different habitat. Yes, the marsupial is not perfect as well (Pride issues, fatherless upbringing, severe depression, crohn's disease, and etc), but, its like women know how to cut the red wire despite having a bunch of green wires in front of them. Its a cross to drag as a man, especially as a good man because its not easy when you have jawns giving the grizzley because they wondering why I'm at church, or why I'm in the shelter with my wife and son.
Koala: "umm because we are fukking family
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