Dammnnnnnnnn at these two Cohen memos. Mueller was like the nice guy and SDNY was like fukk THIS GUY LET HIM BURN
Say you'll take a bullet for Donald Trump brehs
Say you're a fixer for Donald Trump brehs
Commit crimes at the the direction of Donald Trump brehs
Get your house and office raided by the feds brehs
Began to cooperate because you're pissed Trump got you into this & to save your own ass brehs
Get insulted by the person you said you'd take a bullet for brehs
Have the feds shyt on you in detail regardless of your cooperation brehs
Get sentenced to 4 to 5 years in prison and leave your children without a father brehs