RUSSIA/РОССИЯ THREAD—ASSANGE CHRGD W/ SPYING—DJT IMPEACHED TWICE-US TREASURY SANCTS KILIMNIK AS RUSSIAN AGNT
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McTwerk
Dreams and Nightmares
Sneak peak of Trump's speech to Congress today
"As you know, I'm the greatest President since Abraham Lincoln, and Abe was a great guy, one of the best, but my polling numbers beat his, so I think that makes me the best ever. Well, not many people know this but we bought Alaska from Russia back when Lincoln was President. Why would a sworn rival and foe sell us that land? It just doesn't make sense that Russia, who the FAKE NEWS says is our enemy and attacked our elections would have sold us that land in 1867 if they were an enemy. So, as a thank you to President Putin for all that Russia has done for the US, I have agreed to sell the US to Russia, to Mr. Putin, who is a fine man and a great friend that I don't know well, but have met a couple times. He made a fair offer and I think this will help both countries. I got the greatest deal that anyone could get for the US, and people will look back and say that not Obama, you know the problem with Obama is he never found Hillary's emails. Those emails are still missing. Isn't it strange that a WITCH HUNT is going on against me, the greatest President since Lincoln while Hillary and her missing emails go free? Talk about corrupt FBI! So, we look forward to seeing how this goes and working with Putin to reshape America. Thank you."
"As you know, I'm the greatest President since Abraham Lincoln, and Abe was a great guy, one of the best, but my polling numbers beat his, so I think that makes me the best ever. Well, not many people know this but we bought Alaska from Russia back when Lincoln was President. Why would a sworn rival and foe sell us that land? It just doesn't make sense that Russia, who the FAKE NEWS says is our enemy and attacked our elections would have sold us that land in 1867 if they were an enemy. So, as a thank you to President Putin for all that Russia has done for the US, I have agreed to sell the US to Russia, to Mr. Putin, who is a fine man and a great friend that I don't know well, but have met a couple times. He made a fair offer and I think this will help both countries. I got the greatest deal that anyone could get for the US, and people will look back and say that not Obama, you know the problem with Obama is he never found Hillary's emails. Those emails are still missing. Isn't it strange that a WITCH HUNT is going on against me, the greatest President since Lincoln while Hillary and her missing emails go free? Talk about corrupt FBI! So, we look forward to seeing how this goes and working with Putin to reshape America. Thank you."
Wolves probably scared her away, you know how they do.
Another side note, can anyone here please explain why her appointment to mod was never confirmed despite winning the election....
she lost the electoral college
He can't do that now. Nothing will stop this now. It will only make his departure from office that much quicker. You think after that effeminate shyt he pulled yesterday he can actually fire Mueller and just keep it moving?Holy shyt, that's it...
:Smugphil:
AZBeauty
Stop lyin' nicca.
They had a spy in the oval office? Wow
Spies
she lost the electoral college
Neg pending, you probably miss half the humor and references on this site, not knowing about the wire
nope but that doesn't mean he wont try...
GnauzBookOfRhymes
Superstar
Oh shyt they leaked some of what happened in the meeting
*congressional delegation walks into Oval Office*
“Good morning Mr. President, we got here as quickl...”
DO SOMETHING!!!!
“We’re working on...”
DO SOMETHING!!!!
DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!
*congressional delegation walks into Oval Office*
“Good morning Mr. President, we got here as quickl...”
DO SOMETHING!!!!
“We’re working on...”
DO SOMETHING!!!!
DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!
choc_cardigan
Squad
