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Report: Kushner’s family firm sought cash from Qatari government before he is said to have backed a Saudi blockade of Qatar thebea.st/2FfbfkJ
Mar 2, 2018 at 8:18 AM
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And Mr President... please ask your wife to stop calling me for SNL tickets. (Hey, Melania...we’ve got Charles Barkley this Saturday!)
Mar 2, 2018 at 8:36 AM
dear diary today the president grabbed my ass and i gave one of his staffers a blow job. i forget which one, but donald told me he was important. since jared is out of town ive been reading trump his briefings. i think jared is probably a fakkit hes the only person in the administration who hasnt made a pass at me, including his wife. the times keeps calling me for a comment on news that my boyfriend might have allegedly one time hit his wife. its interesting because i grew up with my dad reading the times and never paying any attention to me, and now i get to tell them to go fukk themselves. kreepy kelly has been taking a lot of private phone calls and im pretty sure hes speaking in some foreign language, it sounds kind of like melanias accent.
2:52. So blatant
Do you remember last Friday?
Do We have Sleepers???i'm not ready for friday fukkery.
all this news has my brain feeling like it's been butt fukked way too much.
then friday comes along and tells me it just took viagra.
my brain's anus cannot take anymore.
friday, if you are listening...please just go jerk off in the corner.
He told the prepaid president he was smart.Mooch is hilarious
But god damnit how’d he get a job in the White House
This shyt is just too much to process. Did Russia make a simulated video of using their new nukes on Florida? And no response by the U.S.?