Russell Wilson's Barber is a CAC

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Prolly got that cut in under 45 mins without all them distracting conversations :ld:

Bruhhhh. So I have a presentation this morning at 11. I needed to practice with my other team members before, I wanted to get there by 10. I goto the bbshop at 9:30 and Im in the seat at this time since no one else was there, and I only get a shapeup with a temp fade so I can be up and outta there in 15min or less. I didn't walk outta there until 10:08 :beli:.
 

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My barber is p Rican and this dude always distracted making jokes and shyt:beli:.. I swear to god I be in there like 5 hours

Bruhhhh. So I have a presentation this morning at 11. I needed to practice with my other team members before, I wanted to get there by 10. I goto the bbshop at 9:30 and Im in the seat at this time since no one else was there, and I only get a shapeup with a temp fade so I can be up and outta there in 15min or less. I didn't walk outta there until 10:08 :beli:.

The barbershop is important as fukk in our communities, but gotdamn don't go if you got someplace to be that day :heh: The Latino ones are a trip, too, especially if you don't spit no Spanish. You be there like :unsure: hoping that nikka stop throwing around that revolutionary slang with his Vatos after every two cuts.

"nikka, just finish my shyt" :hmm:
 

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I got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually ate a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper :pacspit:
 

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I got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually aint a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper :pacspit:
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