Rusev gonna drop the HOTTEST R&B album of the decade! (and SmackDown spoilers)

[DaylitoJames]

Who're the candidates for Rusev's new squeeze, brehs?

Don't know... coul be someone from NXT ready to make that jump, could be a reject from the Tough Enough candidates that had the executives like "bytch can't wrestler but GODDAMN she fine ... we gotta put her on the payroll!" Hell they can pair Rusev with Eva Marie... what she doing right now?

 

[Riley Escobar]

"you pathetic stupid Lana cow"

Dude out there swearing like an Indian cab driver

 

[PlainSight]

Don't know... coul be someone from NXT ready to make that jump, could be a reject from the Tough Enough candidates that had the executives like "bytch can't wrestler but GODDAMN she fine ... we gotta put her on the payroll!" Hell they can pair Rusev with Eva Marie... what she doing right now?

Eva Marie! Good choice - that bytch is a heat machine, crazy fine aswell!

Hope her wrestling is better now though

 

[jackswstd]

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Did Rusev simp swerve us?

 

[Grifter]

He looks like Stevie B.

 

[Momentum]

Already posted in the Raw thread but it needs to be here as well.

Why does he look like the guy who did the two step on crutches in the "Hey Ma" video

 

[tinnyskillz]

Rusev's face @ 3:45, and cole looking at him like

 

[DaylitoJames]

I love that despite the fact that Rusev is hurt he is still bringing the fukkery for us to enjoy everyweek

 

[September]

Rusev's face @ 3:45, and cole looking at him like

at him talking about Ziggler like he's a bad luck black cat

"Look what happened since you been with Dolph Ziggler. You fall of the stage, now im in crutches"

His accent is doing some thangs to me

 

[NOSaintsFan02]

"You know in my country it's okay to laugh"


Yall may think this angle is emasculating Russev but he killin it right now!

Edit: Submit yourself...TO ME!

 

[jackswstd]

Rusev stays fukking up he says all the right words but has to get in some sexist shyt to ruin it all.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Rusev's face @ 3:45, and cole looking at him like

I swear if they start showing montages of Lana training in the gym so she can learn how to defend herself against Rusev like she is Jennifer Lopez from the movie Enough this will become Storyline of the Year to me

 

[jackswstd]

I swear if they start showing montages of Lana training in the gym so she can learn how to defend herself against Rusev like she is Jennifer Lopez from the movie Enough this will become Storyline of the Year to me

That's a great idea and an old enough movie that Vince could legit have barely heard of it.

 

[Silkk]

Rusev's face @ 3:45, and cole looking at him like

He told her dont give nobody else that p*ssy