Rusev gonna drop the HOTTEST R&B album of the decade! (and SmackDown spoilers)

[Kang Deezy]

Rusev is my favorite

He can do it all

Dude is fukking hilarious right now how he begs and tries so hard to get her back and the second he doesn't get his way he flips out and shows his real colors

 

[MightyHealthy]

Rusev is my favorite

He can do it all

Dude is fukking hilarious right now how he begs and tries so hard to get her back and the second he doesn't get his way he flips out and shows his real colors

Yup. He's growing despite the Ls because he's showing a mic presence nobody expected. WWE knows this, and they also have a lot invested in him, so everybody wins. Except Rusimp

 

[Grifter]

In the back singing "Every Breath You Take".

 

[TOAD99]

Rusev is really showing that he's more than just another foreign heel. Hopefully they book him well once he returns.

 

[the_FUTURE]

Dammit! Kane is in the MITB match.

I'm truly wondering if these nikkas have some dirt on Vince and crew, or something. I literally fell in to position when ol' dude was building to that announcement.

 

[The Rainmaker]

The dog has a "Are you sure we can do this? I don't wanna get CRUSHED" expression.

Even a dog gets luckier than him.

 

[Thebadguy]

 

[September]

 

[Project Downtime]

 

[Capitol]

This thread is clasic

 

[PlainSight]

I read this in his voice

 

[TheGodling]

Already posted in the Raw thread but it needs to be here as well.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Rusev is showing everyone the 5 Stages of Separation.....

Step 1: Anger - Remember how Rusev was first like "I don't need you! You are holding me back bytch! "



Step 2: Regret - Then Rusev was on Raw like "I'm sorry Lana I didnt mean it.... NO DON'T BOO ME NOW CROWD THIS SOME REAL GROWN MAN shyt I'M TALKING NOW! Forgive me? " After Lana turned him down it lead to...



Step 3: Depression - Had Rusev on Smackdown singing to Lana "Can you be my crutch? My Spotify too full of Dido songs since you left me... I'm the one that's crushed" Lana still said no so now we are at...



Step 4: Homicidal Tendencies - Rusev has been clowned in public too many times now he's on his 90s Eminem skeez on some "You think you gonna be happy without me? We gonna see about that... watch your step bytch!" hence why he pushed her off the stage on Raw monday and was when he saw Lana hurt. Lana better be glad Rusev is injured on crutches otherwise he would be on his Scream Ghostface type harassment. Only one step left to show...


Step 5: New p*ssy - Once Rusev gets well and clear for action again we all know he gonna have a new broad with him and hopefully somehow she will be badder than Lana . He'll tell Dolp "Lana? You can have my leftovers.... but don't get it twisted you still getting that ass whipped Zilga" Rusev's new broad gonna be and he'll be riding down that isle to the ring in this tank pawg'd up again

 

[Riley Escobar]

My man making the best out of a bad situation

Rusimp though

 

[PlainSight]

Rusev is showing everyone the 5 Stages of Separation.....

Step 1: Anger - Remember how Rusev was first like "I don't need you! You are holding me back bytch! "



Step 2: Regret - Then Rusev was on Raw like "I'm sorry Lana I didnt mean it.... NO DON'T BOO ME NOW CROWD THIS SOME REAL GROWN MAN shyt I'M TALKING NOW! Forgive me? " After Lana turned him down it lead to...



Step 3: Depression - Had Rusev on Smackdown singing to Lana "Can you be my crutch? My Spotify too full of Dido songs since you left me... I'm the one that's crushed" Lana still said no so now we are at...



Step 4: Homicidal Tendencies - Rusev has been clowned in public too many times now he's on his 90s Eminem skeez on some "You think you gonna be happy without me? We gonna see about that... watch your step bytch!" hence why he pushed her off the stage on Raw monday and was when he saw Lana hurt. Lana better be glad Rusev is injured on crutches otherwise he would be on his Scream Ghostface type harassment. Only one step left to show...


Step 5: New p*ssy - Once Rusev gets well and clear for action again we all know he gonna have a new broad with him and hopefully somehow she will be badder than Lana . He'll tell Dolp "Lana? You can have my leftovers.... but don't get it twisted you still getting that ass whipped Zilga" Rusev's new broad gonna be and he'll be riding down that isle to the ring in this tank pawg'd up again

Who're the candidates for Rusev's new squeeze, brehs?