Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[mamba]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=41624059



I would rather chill at home then go out.
Idealy I would like to find someone who accepts me for who I am and wants to find that right person to settle down with someday.

Please don't email me if you want sex.

I am a very large woman who knows what she likes. I am a homebody and I like it. I like to play cards and hang out with friends. I also like watching movies and playing video games.

PeanutMing

Who'd want to have sex with her anyway?

 

[MikelArteta]

Who'd want to have sex with her anyway?

entitled pof brehettes

 

[mamba]

entitled pof brehettes

They are delusional, breh. I'm fairly certain a large percentage of those women have mental problems. No one can be that delusional.

 

[TwistedMetal]

this thread is too much
I refuse to believe

 

[Aprogressivone]

kaceyy88: No dreads/braids...big/chubby men. SERIOUSLY

Yall kill me with being upset because I don't respond right away. I never sign out. I'm always "online" so take a chill pill. A man that pressed is desperate or weird. Lol. Keep that stalker serial killer stuff right where you at.

If you know you not attractive...don't bother me. Lol. I won't respond. Sorry.

I just want an attractive tall BLACK (sorry) man...hopefully he's rich. If not then be established...like with a job that requires you to put real thought into what you have to wear in the morning. I'm talking to you fry cooker! Lol

I hate dreads and/or braids. So don't hit me up if you have either.
Car must have leather seats. Lol
I'm super picky so don't get upset if I don't respond or not interested. If you pay money for this then don't hit me up. Lol. That's wack. It's not that serious. Lol

I do love me a nice Lightskin or Brownskin man.
No fat men please. I mean it....like no exceptions. Idc how many pics you post in the gym. I know a fat man when I see one.


Yes I'm a woman, I'm not looking for a hookup.
I'm trying out this online dating....

I drive, have my own place, and I work. If you DONT....then leave me alone!!
No offense but if you literally just came from Africa...keep it moving. Thanks.

I love a man with a sense of humor and an awesome personality.
Hit me up Only if the above applies to you...this is my BK...so I want it MY way.



The car must have leather seats and part about Africa really did it for me.

 

[mamba]

kaceyy88: No dreads/braids...big/chubby men. SERIOUSLY

Yall kill me with being upset because I don't respond right away. I never sign out. I'm always "online" so take a chill pill. A man that pressed is desperate or weird. Lol. Keep that stalker serial killer stuff right where you at.

If you know you not attractive...don't bother me. Lol. I won't respond. Sorry.

I just want an attractive tall BLACK (sorry) man...hopefully he's rich. If not then be established...like with a job that requires you to put real thought into what you have to wear in the morning. I'm talking to you fry cooker! Lol

I hate dreads and/or braids. So don't hit me up if you have either.
Car must have leather seats. Lol
I'm super picky so don't get upset if I don't respond or not interested. If you pay money for this then don't hit me up. Lol. That's wack. It's not that serious. Lol

I do love me a nice Lightskin or Brownskin man.
No fat men please. I mean it....like no exceptions. Idc how many pics you post in the gym. I know a fat man when I see one.


Yes I'm a woman, I'm not looking for a hookup.
I'm trying out this online dating....

I drive, have my own place, and I work. If you DONT....then leave me alone!!
No offense but if you literally just came from Africa...keep it moving. Thanks.

I love a man with a sense of humor and an awesome personality.
Hit me up Only if the above applies to you...this is my BK...so I want it MY way.



The car must have leather seats and part about Africa really did it for me.

Expect to find a rich man on POF, brehettes.

 

[The Realist Perspective]

This damned pic gif combo

 

[Danny Up]

Who'd want to have sex with her anyway?

me

 

[The Don]

me

times are hard in the yard huh breh

 

[Danny Up]

times are hard in the yard huh breh

sex is sex.

 

[Bilz]

your profile says la.
i find it hard to believe attractive females online in la.
who possess these qualities are not getting messages at all.
it is speculation, but it sounds to me.
like you were friendzoned by said females.
who want a male out there who views them with virtue.
that is not really indicative of their virture.
while, behind closed doors.
said female has no real virtue at all.
plus, she is a fukk'n liar to someone who is her supposed friend.

every female on dating sites gets hella action.
especially some female in la, who is attractive and all the shyt you described.

now, maybe you are not in la, and mean someone else.
yet, you should possibly expound on where you are from and post these so-called mythical females with no action on their pages.

so, we can judge for ourselves.
if they are as attractive in so many ways as you say.


art barr

I'm not posting pics of friends / coworkers on here . Check the POF for LA and you'll see them, there are good looking girls on there. Are they all catfish/fake profiles? People always assume that these days because why would a real girl with anything going for herself post on there right?

The thirsty dudes on POF don't waste their time with those. Why bother when you can tell that the fat single mother is a real profile and will let anyone park in the garage.

 

[The Don]

sex is sex.

and standards are standards you're part of the problem

 

[Wild self]

kaceyy88: No dreads/braids...big/chubby men. SERIOUSLY

Yall kill me with being upset because I don't respond right away. I never sign out. I'm always "online" so take a chill pill. A man that pressed is desperate or weird. Lol. Keep that stalker serial killer stuff right where you at.

If you know you not attractive...don't bother me. Lol. I won't respond. Sorry.

I just want an attractive tall BLACK (sorry) man...hopefully he's rich. If not then be established...like with a job that requires you to put real thought into what you have to wear in the morning. I'm talking to you fry cooker! Lol

I hate dreads and/or braids. So don't hit me up if you have either.
Car must have leather seats. Lol
I'm super picky so don't get upset if I don't respond or not interested. If you pay money for this then don't hit me up. Lol. That's wack. It's not that serious. Lol

I do love me a nice Lightskin or Brownskin man.
No fat men please. I mean it....like no exceptions. Idc how many pics you post in the gym. I know a fat man when I see one.


Yes I'm a woman, I'm not looking for a hookup.
I'm trying out this online dating....

I drive, have my own place, and I work. If you DONT....then leave me alone!!
No offense but if you literally just came from Africa...keep it moving. Thanks.

I love a man with a sense of humor and an awesome personality.
Hit me up Only if the above applies to you...this is my BK...so I want it MY way.



The car must have leather seats and part about Africa really did it for me.

She fine as hell, but I know she got ran through by pretty boys.

She the type that hoes out on some porno shyt, but wants a rich man

 

[Born2BKing]

kaceyy88: No dreads/braids...big/chubby men. SERIOUSLY

Yall kill me with being upset because I don't respond right away. I never sign out. I'm always "online" so take a chill pill. A man that pressed is desperate or weird. Lol. Keep that stalker serial killer stuff right where you at.

If you know you not attractive...don't bother me. Lol. I won't respond. Sorry.

I just want an attractive tall BLACK (sorry) man...hopefully he's rich. If not then be established...like with a job that requires you to put real thought into what you have to wear in the morning. I'm talking to you fry cooker! Lol

I hate dreads and/or braids. So don't hit me up if you have either.
Car must have leather seats. Lol
I'm super picky so don't get upset if I don't respond or not interested. If you pay money for this then don't hit me up. Lol. That's wack. It's not that serious. Lol

I do love me a nice Lightskin or Brownskin man.
No fat men please. I mean it....like no exceptions. Idc how many pics you post in the gym. I know a fat man when I see one.


Yes I'm a woman, I'm not looking for a hookup.
I'm trying out this online dating....

I drive, have my own place, and I work. If you DONT....then leave me alone!!
No offense but if you literally just came from Africa...keep it moving. Thanks.

I love a man with a sense of humor and an awesome personality.
Hit me up Only if the above applies to you...this is my BK...so I want it MY way.



The car must have leather seats and part about Africa really did it for me.

This has to be a troll account. I refuse to believe a bytch can be this shallow.

 

[Papa LaBas]

The car must have leather seats and part about Africa really did it for me.

that africa shyt is foul.

i know that broad has turned many young, good-hearted black men into stone cold, stomp down, heartless players.