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Ms.Thickness2014: I am lookin for sumbody very outgoing and loyal



This maybe the funniest of them all

1.Do you want children? Yes ( For fukking what...you already have 5+1...you trying to start your own NFL team :what:
2 I am Seeking a Man For Long term ( What is long term Swamp Rat? Long enough to skeet in that flesh dumpster you call a p*ssy? :camby:
3 Gettin dis Bread (What bread? you mean crouton crumbs...you live in a fukking boiler room) :camby:
4Average body type ( Average for what? a Division I offensive Tackle...get off the green and get on a treadmill fatty)
5 Education High School ( did you ..graduate?)

Taking care of kids isn't a profession, its a responsibility :snoop:

I seriously feel for her childen
 

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thatgood1991: need a sugar daddy hispanic only!!!
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Hispanic Sugar Daddy eh? :russ:
I will find Tupac and Elvis riding a unicorn before she finds what she is looking for :childplease:

Good Luck with that...............slore
 
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mimiparks: All I need is my 6 kids not a man !!!!

About Mimi
If you support kids and good causes please go on face book and like my page tomorrow's future regarding my kids and life's journey . Id really appreciate it .Love will find me one day , eventually . Please make my load lighter not heavier !! Tired of games and lames . I have 6 kids and they are my top priorities. And yes I really have 6 kids that I birthed !! I don't do booty calls or disrespect ! I'm 1 of a kind ..... Anything else just ask!! Absolutely no thugs or gang affiliated people . If i do decide to have a male around my children he would have to meet all of my standards . Okay !! I'm looking to live the good life I know what it feels like to hit rock bottom and it doesn't feel good !!! I wana be back on top . If you like nice things and appreciate the simple things in life as well , yay !! I want the best for my kids and me ......
Don't hit me up on any sex tips or you will get blocked!!! If a person is attracted to someone only for sexual pleasures, when the desire is no longer there then youre ready for a new member to be involved with. Look deep before you leap. Sex is only a moment of pleasure, happiness is beyond that. And yes I really have 6 children .please stop asking for full body pictures, I didn't post any for a reason!!!! Back in the day , some what back in the day it wasn't all about " beauty " !! Intelligence was a big part of attraction .but nowadays mannnnnnnn you just have to be on point with good looks , why ??? I'm not all about that . I want what's best for me , looks are only appearance but it doesn't pay bills it only attracts the eye for just a moment it's like a sweet smelling vapor ; you notice it in the beginning , then you get used to the smell to where you can't even smell it anymore but you know it's there ; at the same time I'm not looking for " Harpo " either
If that's too much for you , keep Fishing !!!!
I mostly do " interracial "dating but I don't discriminate . If you are incarcerated or have a criminal record ,you and I can not associate because I have young children , to whom I am a role model . I will know when that "1" comes along . Sweep me off of my feet but don't let me fall, make me want to give you my absolute all ! What are you willing to give , your best , what will I end up with ?? If you can help me get a great ( good paying ) job that would be awesome
If I say no to you , I mean it . Don't want to be bored while fishing so I hope you have wonderful conversation with great qualities of becoming a friend. It does not flatter me when some one calls me sexy, hot, fine, or bomb... You have to be able to offer me much more than I already have . ( I can do bad by myself ) Im a woman and I know my worth. Like the old man holding the fishing pole with the dollar on the hook on the insurance commercial, youre gonna have to do better than that. Don't ask me to go out of my way to drive to see,(meet you ) you I have no tattoos only ear peircings . Looking for a partner to help me get really fit toned and healthy all the way around . I do notttttttt want more kids ok !!
I plan to finish college and possibly enlist in the military.I really want a record deal in the music industry. I'm also looking for a workout partner so that I can be in better shape than I'm in at this time. I want to build more definition and be more fit . I would like a lot more firmness added to my self. I'm in search for the ultimate motivator to help me in my transformation to becoming fit and fabulous!!!!
If you live close by I wouldn't mind a math tutor only if you are really great in math tutoring.
I don't trust instantly and I do investigate , so I hope you're honest because I don't want no womanizer , abuser, bisexual,con artist, scam or petiphile around my family or any mass criminal . ( you put your hands on me or my kids , then I feel sorry for your mother !!!) (im wishing that "one" was out there waiting to spoil and pamper me , doing whatever it takes to keep me happy and on point) -My Dear, Your QUEEN awaits you!! (me) Lets please have the same belief " in GOD " I'm at the point on my life where I want to be healthy physically , mentally , emotionally , spiritually / all the way around . With age , wisdoms greets you . Are you already established , Two people looking for work won't cut the cake !!! ( at least in my situation )
Good Luck Gone Fishing .....,!!!! And remember I'm a "Gold Member" , I know when you have read my messages/replies !!! 5 to 6 figures

Ms.Thickness2014: I am lookin for sumbody very outgoing and loyal



This maybe the funniest of them all

1.Do you want children? Yes ( For fukking what...you already have 5+1...you trying to start your own NFL team :what:
2 I am Seeking a Man For Long term ( What is long term Swamp Rat? Long enough to skeet in that flesh dumpster you call a p*ssy? :camby:
3 Gettin dis Bread (What bread? you mean crouton crumbs...you live in a fukking boiler room) :camby:
4Average body type ( Average for what? a Division I offensive Tackle...get off the green and get on a treadmill fatty)
5 Education High School ( did you ..graduate?)

Taking care of kids isn't a profession, its a responsibility :snoop:

I seriously feel for her childen

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Real shyt though, my prayers go out to all 11 of those kids because Lord knows they'll need it. :mjcry:

EDIT: Second chick has another one on the way, so 12 kids my bad. :mjcry:
 
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bytch been fukkin since juiceboxes and free lunch :dahell:


How is this even possible :mindblown: When the fukk was the downtime between kids.....
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9 mos. x 6kids = 54 mos. = 4.5 years, after factoring in a POSSIBLE minimum of 3, 4 months between each kid, that's another 2 years so ummmm
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Ms.Thickness2014: I am lookin for sumbody very outgoing and loyal



This maybe the funniest of them all

1.Do you want children? Yes ( For fukking what...you already have 5+1...you trying to start your own NFL team :what:
2 I am Seeking a Man For Long term ( What is long term Swamp Rat? Long enough to skeet in that flesh dumpster you call a p*ssy? :camby:
3 Gettin dis Bread (What bread? you mean crouton crumbs...you live in a fukking boiler room) :camby:
4Average body type ( Average for what? a Division I offensive Tackle...get off the green and get on a treadmill fatty)
5 Education High School ( did you ..graduate?)

Taking care of kids isn't a profession, its a responsibility :snoop:

I seriously feel for her childen

Got damn, bytch ankles and knees are bout to bust from all that weight they trying to support. :scust:


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:dwillhuh::upsetfavre::dahell::snoop: this one might take the cake.....5 kids and 1 on the way by 21?:merchant:, gotta smoke a blunt before she goes anywhere :skip:....this is how they get down in Houston?:usure: and did anybody see the background of that pic with her kids?:scust: looks like she stays in a dungeon? That is by far the worst one I've seen in this thread :wow: her interests are God and weed :mjlol: but real talk its sad:mjcry:

i waaaaay overdosed on the smilies because the entire profile was :merchant: to me
from top to bottom so many obvious and hidden issues
evne stuff no one has mentioned-
example: her favorite rapper to get her in the mood?? z-ro
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z-ro is a houston rapper- he names his albums after different drugs
last five albums are "CRACK" "COCAINE" "HEROIN" "METH" and "ANGEL DUST"
those are the titles of his records :damn:
can you imagine bumping his music around young children :damn:
 

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i waaaaay overdosed on the smilies because the entire profile was :merchant: to me
from top to bottom so many obvious and hidden issues
evne stuff no one has mentioned-
example: her favorite rapper to get her in the mood?? z-ro
full

z-ro is a houston rapper- he names his albums after different drugs
last five albums are "CRACK" "COCAINE" "HEROIN" "METH" and "ANGEL DUST"
those are the titles of his records :damn:
can you imagine bumping his music around young children :damn:
The fact that she even mentioned who her favorite rapper is in her description is just :mjcry:
 
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