Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[MikelArteta]

How are you 21 with 5 kids and another on the way



@Teedot

 

[MikelArteta]

I cant beliebe it tie her tubes anykne

 

[acespaceinvader]

lol this bish already has 5 kids and another coming in january, which makes 6!! holy sheet. Damn, some nikkas gotta be real desperate to hit this.

 

[EA]

yoooo, this one has got me


Ms.Thickness2014: I am lookin for sumbody very outgoing and loyal

• Smokes often with Average body type
• Details 21 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-Religious
• Education High School
• Profession Taking Care of my kids and Gettin dis Bread
• I am Seeking a Man For Long term
• Do you want children? Yes
• Do you do drugs? Yes
• Do you have children? Yes

Interests

• God
• My children
• Weed

About

Well I am a single parent of 5 babies n 1 due in January.I have my own car.In the process of looking for a house.I do smoke and I am very outgoing. There is never a dull moment wit me.My favorite rapper is Z-ro n the whole screwed up click I listen to slow music it puts me in the mood or I just listen to it for the hell of it.I want somebody I can chill wit meet no problems somebody loyal.Hit me up.Just bekuz i say i smoke don't mean i am gne smoke.Don't ask me nun abt smoking kuz I aint gne reply back.I ain't no friendly female.So wen u message me come correct r gt rejected.

First Date

B4 I go anywear I gots to smoke a blunt so i hpe to go sumwear very romantic b very fun.

She's the same age as me and she has 5 kids

The fukk is this world coming to?

 

[KravenMorehead™]

If you don't like plus size women.. don't bother. I am extremely in love with myself & it took me a long time to get there

She musta walked...

 

[A.V.]

How are you 21 with 5 kids and another on the way



@Teedot

bytch been fukkin since juiceboxes and free lunch


How is this even possible When the fukk was the downtime between kids.....

9 mos. x 6kids = 54 mos. = 4.5 years, after factoring in a POSSIBLE minimum of 3, 4 months between each kid, that's another 2 years so ummmm

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Women always want you to "accept"
accept my fatness
accept my attitude
accept my b*stards

but they won't accept you being 5'6
they won't accept you taking the bus
they won't accept you wanting sex

 

[Jone2three45]

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[Bunchy Carter]

Ms.Thickness2014

That house and I feel sorry for those children; just another motherfukking cycle

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Any female throwin shade in this thread must have a guilty conchence

 

[TheArchitect]

bytch been fukkin since juiceboxes and free lunch


How is this even possible When the fukk was the downtime between kids.....

9 mos. x 6kids = 54 mos. = 4.5 years, after factoring in a POSSIBLE minimum of 3, 4 months between each kid, that's another 2 years so ummmm

Ahhhhhh, this would of been my EXACT reaction. From the facial expressions to how dude was doing the math....

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Ms.Thickness2014

That house and I feel sorry for those children; just another motherfukking cycle

And one of her kids took that pic! Look at the mirror on the wall!

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

this thread is entertaining as shyt

 

[A.V.]

And one of her kids took that pic! Look at the mirror on the wall!

that just put it over the top, holy fukk

 

[KinksandCoils]

How are you 21 with 5 kids and another on the way



@Teedot

I'm almost 25 I have no kids and I've never been pregnant, so why in the world are u asking me?