Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Just spent 2 hours reading this thread. THIS is why i'm trying to get my own shyt off the ground and get grown man money, so im not on the ground floor anymore surrounded by these fukkups. Absolutely the worst kind of women around, they had their fun and now need REAL men? It wasn't a requirement before all the bending over they did apparently in their teens-early 20s?

Realist shyt ever wrote.

but at the end of the day. I had my fun too though. I just hate the entitlement on how they think they gonna find a perfect man at 30. They aren't going to find all that bullshyt anyways and especially on POF

 

[Kings County]

Edible_Arrangements: Proceed with caution
About
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
City
Brooklyn, New York
Details
28 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Black Aries with Black hair
Intent
Edible_Arrangements Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Some college
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
Unemployed-but I don't need u

cant lie id tear her ass down she cute

 

[Theabbot]

im looking for that one speacial someone

im a white female avage with a nice smile and goals for my life and has my head on my shoulders and im looking for a man that is romantic and passionet and fun loveing and careing who does not hit woman and that knows what he wants out of life and is not afraid to go for it.
on a first date i would like to meet somewere were we could talk and get to no one another and then if it goes farther it does i dont plan like sparks and fire i wait for it to take place and if it happens lets go from there

Obviously this chick aint the smartest kid on the block, so she gotta be compensating by having some nice TnA or something right?? Whachu think?





































































About: Occasional smoker with Average body type

 

[old_timer]

yoooo, this one has got me


Ms.Thickness2014: I am lookin for sumbody very outgoing and loyal

• Smokes often with Average body type
• Details 21 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-Religious
• Education High School
• Profession Taking Care of my kids and Gettin dis Bread
• I am Seeking a Man For Long term
• Do you want children? Yes
• Do you do drugs? Yes
• Do you have children? Yes

Interests

• God
• My children
• Weed

About

Well I am a single parent of 5 babies n 1 due in January.I have my own car.In the process of looking for a house.I do smoke and I am very outgoing. There is never a dull moment wit me.My favorite rapper is Z-ro n the whole screwed up click I listen to slow music it puts me in the mood or I just listen to it for the hell of it.I want somebody I can chill wit meet no problems somebody loyal.Hit me up.Just bekuz i say i smoke don't mean i am gne smoke.Don't ask me nun abt smoking kuz I aint gne reply back.I ain't no friendly female.So wen u message me come correct r gt rejected.

First Date

B4 I go anywear I gots to smoke a blunt so i hpe to go sumwear very romantic b very fun.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

old_timer, post: 10915496, member: 16458"] yoooo, this one has got me


Ms.Thickness2014: I am lookin for sumbody very outgoing and loyal

• Smokes often with Average body type
• Details 21 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-Religious
• Education High School
• Profession Taking Care of my kids and Gettin dis Bread
• I am Seeking a Man For Long term
• Do you want children? Yes
• Do you do drugs? Yes
• Do you have children? Yes

Interests

• God
• My children
• Weed

About

Well I am a single parent of 5 babies n 1 due in January.I have my own car.In the process of looking for a house.I do smoke and I am very outgoing. There is never a dull moment wit me.My favorite rapper is Z-ro n the whole screwed up click I listen to slow music it puts me in the mood or I just listen to it for the hell of it.I want somebody I can chill wit meet no problems somebody loyal.Hit me up.Just bekuz i say i smoke don't mean i am gne smoke.Don't ask me nun abt smoking kuz I aint gne reply back.I ain't no friendly female.So wen u message me come correct r gt rejected.

First Date

B4 I go anywear I gots to smoke a blunt so i hpe to go sumwear very romantic b very fun.[/QUOTE]
Somewhat sad.

 

[Koapa]

yoooo, this one has got me


Ms.Thickness2014: I am lookin for sumbody very outgoing and loyal

• Smokes often with Average body type
• Details 21 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-Religious
• Education High School
• Profession Taking Care of my kids and Gettin dis Bread
• I am Seeking a Man For Long term
• Do you want children? Yes
• Do you do drugs? Yes
• Do you have children? Yes

Interests

• God
• My children
• Weed

About

Well I am a single parent of 5 babies n 1 due in January.I have my own car.In the process of looking for a house.I do smoke and I am very outgoing. There is never a dull moment wit me.My favorite rapper is Z-ro n the whole screwed up click I listen to slow music it puts me in the mood or I just listen to it for the hell of it.I want somebody I can chill wit meet no problems somebody loyal.Hit me up.Just bekuz i say i smoke don't mean i am gne smoke.Don't ask me nun abt smoking kuz I aint gne reply back.I ain't no friendly female.So wen u message me come correct r gt rejected.

First Date

B4 I go anywear I gots to smoke a blunt so i hpe to go sumwear very romantic b very fun.

This can't be real. Please provide link. I have to troll her.

 

[old_timer]

Spoiler: Ms.Thickness2014

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=74555338

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Probably one of the baddest Ive seen in my rea.only flaw..chilrens....

Spoiler

And maybe them eyebrows

luvlelia1: Y keep lookin? Im the best! instagram Realdolledup

Profession:Customer service & hair stylist

IF YOU ARE LOOKING 4 SEX, ARE CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP, LIVE WITH A WOMAN OR ARE UNEMPLOYED DON'T MESSAGE ME! STOP LYING ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT! IT'S EASY TO TELL FROM YOUR PHOTOS THAT YOU ARE NOT REALLY 6'.. (Not Required) NOBODY CARES! VIDEO CHAT IS REQUIRED OR I WILL NEVER MEET YOU IN PERSON... SO DON'T ASK! ONE
WORD MESSAGES WILL GET NO RESPONSE! I watch the show Catfish! Thank you!

Is a normal man with a little swag to much to ask for???

Worst line ever - I know you hear this all the time but...

PLEASE NO POT BELLIES OR BAD HYGIENE!

I also do not agree with having pics of your children on a dating site. Very tacky!

I would love 2 find a great friend to grow with. Some1 I can treat like a king. A mellow guy i can sit & do nothing with. Just want that missing piece.



I am very domestic. Love 2 cook & have a great sense of humor.. I'm also feisty & aggressive. I know crazy combo, probably why i'm single lol! I enjoy sports, scenery, comedy & live music. I love the skin I'm in. I also enjoy cooking & a quiet night @ home. I'm just me un-apologetically.
Im a bay area native, & A true cali girl @ heart. Very down to earth, enjoy nice things & am super chill. I enjoy the simple things in life. I totally suck @ describing myself so i'll keep it short :-) ~~I don't have the instant messaging feature. ~~ If you don't wish to video chat please feel free to keep it moving :-)

Sidebar: Actually, its a lot of bay area cali women cool like this..


NO PHOTOS! NO CONVO! 1 WORD MESSAGES DON'T GET A REPLY!

I also dislike cut & paste messages..

Too good to be true?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

yoooo, this one has got me


Ms.Thickness2014: I am lookin for sumbody very outgoing and loyal

• Smokes often with Average body type
• Details 21 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-Religious
• Education High School
• Profession Taking Care of my kids and Gettin dis Bread
• I am Seeking a Man For Long term
• Do you want children? Yes
• Do you do drugs? Yes
• Do you have children? Yes

Interests

• God
• My children
• Weed

About

Well I am a single parent of 5 babies n 1 due in January.I have my own car.In the process of looking for a house.I do smoke and I am very outgoing. There is never a dull moment wit me.My favorite rapper is Z-ro n the whole screwed up click I listen to slow music it puts me in the mood or I just listen to it for the hell of it.I want somebody I can chill wit meet no problems somebody loyal.Hit me up.Just bekuz i say i smoke don't mean i am gne smoke.Don't ask me nun abt smoking kuz I aint gne reply back.I ain't no friendly female.So wen u message me come correct r gt rejected.

First Date

B4 I go anywear I gots to smoke a blunt so i hpe to go sumwear very romantic b very fun.

 

[A.V.]

im looking for that one speacial someone

im a white female avage with a nice smile and goals for my life and has my head on my shoulders and im looking for a man that is romantic and passionet and fun loveing and careing who does not hit woman and that knows what he wants out of life and is not afraid to go for it.
on a first date i would like to meet somewere were we could talk and get to no one another and then if it goes farther it does i dont plan like sparks and fire i wait for it to take place and if it happens lets go from there

Obviously this chick aint the smartest kid on the block, so she gotta be compensating by having some nice TnA or something right?? Whachu think?





































































About: Occasional smoker with Average body type

welcome to the family breh i'll send ur invite....with u on the team the females will come runnin

Dap + Rep + Flawless Execution

 

[Sk3ptical]

im looking for that one speacial someone

im a white female avage with a nice smile and goals for my life and has my head on my shoulders and im looking for a man that is romantic and passionet and fun loveing and careing who does not hit woman and that knows what he wants out of life and is not afraid to go for it.
on a first date i would like to meet somewere were we could talk and get to no one another and then if it goes farther it does i dont plan like sparks and fire i wait for it to take place and if it happens lets go from there

Obviously this chick aint the smartest kid on the block, so she gotta be compensating by having some nice TnA or something right?? Whachu think?





































































About: Occasional smoker with Average body type

yoooo, this one has got me


Ms.Thickness2014: I am lookin for sumbody very outgoing and loyal

• Smokes often with Average body type
• Details 21 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-Religious
• Education High School
• Profession Taking Care of my kids and Gettin dis Bread
• I am Seeking a Man For Long term
• Do you want children? Yes
• Do you do drugs? Yes
• Do you have children? Yes

Interests

• God
• My children
• Weed

About

Well I am a single parent of 5 babies n 1 due in January.I have my own car.In the process of looking for a house.I do smoke and I am very outgoing. There is never a dull moment wit me.My favorite rapper is Z-ro n the whole screwed up click I listen to slow music it puts me in the mood or I just listen to it for the hell of it.I want somebody I can chill wit meet no problems somebody loyal.Hit me up.Just bekuz i say i smoke don't mean i am gne smoke.Don't ask me nun abt smoking kuz I aint gne reply back.I ain't no friendly female.So wen u message me come correct r gt rejected.

First Date

B4 I go anywear I gots to smoke a blunt so i hpe to go sumwear very romantic b very fun.

 

[Marezzy]

I hope this thread NEVER stops. It's just so ridiculous. I can't stop looking at them but at the same time just

 

[HowardHughes]

old_timer, post: 10915496, member: 16458"] yoooo, this one has got me


Ms.Thickness2014: I am lookin for sumbody very outgoing and loyal

• Smokes often with Average body type
• Details 21 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-Religious
• Education High School
• Profession Taking Care of my kids and Gettin dis Bread
• I am Seeking a Man For Long term
• Do you want children? Yes
• Do you do drugs? Yes
• Do you have children? Yes

Interests

• God
• My children
• Weed

About

Well I am a single parent of 5 babies n 1 due in January.I have my own car.In the process of looking for a house.I do smoke and I am very outgoing. There is never a dull moment wit me.My favorite rapper is Z-ro n the whole screwed up click I listen to slow music it puts me in the mood or I just listen to it for the hell of it.I want somebody I can chill wit meet no problems somebody loyal.Hit me up.Just bekuz i say i smoke don't mean i am gne smoke.Don't ask me nun abt smoking kuz I aint gne reply back.I ain't no friendly female.So wen u message me come correct r gt rejected.

First Date

B4 I go anywear I gots to smoke a blunt so i hpe to go sumwear very romantic b very fun.

Somewhat sad.[/QUOTE]

speechless i dun seen it all

 

[MikelArteta]

@mamba

5 kids

 

[MikelArteta]

We have a winner folks

@mamba @Malta

Spoiler: Ms.Thickness2014

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=74555338