Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

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I know the coli will have a field day with this one she said she’s looking for a mixture between ghost from Power and Christian Grey from Fifty Shades of Grey :deadrose:




“Interracial only! Trying something new”



6’3 or taller :heh:

So many gems :pachaha:



POF.com ™ The Leading Free Online Dating Site for Singles & Personals


6’3 or taller
•No kids
•Educated, college grad
•Have his own: car, home, and a good job
•A mix between Christian Grey (50 Shades of Grey) & Ghost/Jamie ST. Patrick(Power)
•Assertive & A Leader, I don’t like nonchalant weak men
•A world traveler like myself, Cultured & Diverse
•Treats me like he would want a man to treat his mother, sister, or future daughter
•Makes plans and takes charge (“be ready at 9 we’re going here.”)
•Be of his word....no flex, no finesse, no cap
•OH AND BE QUITE GOOD LOOKING


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6’3 or taller
•No kids
•Educated, college grad
•Have his own: car, home, and a good job
•A mix between Christian Grey (50 Shades of Grey) & Ghost/Jamie ST. Patrick(Power)
•Assertive & A Leader, I don’t like nonchalant weak men
•A world traveler like myself, Cultured & Diverse
•Treats me like he would want a man to treat his mother, sister, or future daughter
•Makes plans and takes charge (“be ready at 9 we’re going here.”)
•Be of his word....no flex, no finesse, no cap
•OH AND BE QUITE GOOD LOOKING


:mjlol:



:laff::laff::laff:
 

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you see alot of this fukkery with online dating but there are a few gems out there if you put in the time. I don't mean like dedicate your day to it but it's all a numbers game.
 
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I'd smash :yeshrug:.

However if she found a man like that, he'd use her as a side piece on those rare nights when he couldn't find booty at the club. She set her standards too high on purpose as an excuse for not finding a man.

Deep right here :wow:
I've seen women do this as a way to mask their shortcomings.
 

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found this on some chicks okcupid :dahell:

My ideal partner is adaptable and able to make adjustments to himself for the betterment of the relationship. He is a complete gentleman. He has strong leadership skills, is assertive, has a high emotional iq, is comfortable being verbally intimate (this means comfortable expressing emotions), he is strong in the area of emotional support, he makes vulnerability a practice, he has somewhat traditional values, he is ambitious, has versatile interests, is fun, has a sense of humor and is easy going. He has wisdom and discernment and is in tune with and led by the Holy Spirit. I am also interested in someone who is not looking for a perfect woman. I do have a lot to offer but I am not perfect. I prefer someone who genuinely knows they aren't perfect either. I'm also interested in someone who is introspective and can see their contribution to any disharmony in their relationships.

You should message me if
...you are intelligent, enjoy reading books and learning new things .

...you are dating with the intention of marriage.

...you are fluent in all 5 love languages or are studying how to be

...you have a detailed profile and/or intend to send a detailed message as to what you connected to within my profile.

...you have a relationship with Christ.

....you are ambitious and successful.

....you believe in both fun and hard work to build a strong fulfilling relationship

...you respect views and ideas that are different than yours. You've found that you have the ability to empathize with women and other peoples feelings that are different than yours.

...you can identify your contribution to failed relationships.

...you prefer affirming, encouraging, supportive communication styles over sarcasm and teasing.

....you've read my profile summary completely and you've connected with most of what you've read.

....you're not intimidated by what you've read in my profile, or maybe you are a little, but you are one who pushes pass your fears and you don't allow them to control you.


:dahell:
 

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found this on some chicks okcupid :dahell:

My ideal partner is adaptable and able to make adjustments to himself for the betterment of the relationship. He is a complete gentleman. He has strong leadership skills, is assertive, has a high emotional iq, is comfortable being verbally intimate (this means comfortable expressing emotions), he is strong in the area of emotional support, he makes vulnerability a practice, he has somewhat traditional values, he is ambitious, has versatile interests, is fun, has a sense of humor and is easy going. He has wisdom and discernment and is in tune with and led by the Holy Spirit. I am also interested in someone who is not looking for a perfect woman. I do have a lot to offer but I am not perfect. I prefer someone who genuinely knows they aren't perfect either. I'm also interested in someone who is introspective and can see their contribution to any disharmony in their relationships.

You should message me if
...you are intelligent, enjoy reading books and learning new things .

...you are dating with the intention of marriage.

...you are fluent in all 5 love languages or are studying how to be

...you have a detailed profile and/or intend to send a detailed message as to what you connected to within my profile.

...you have a relationship with Christ.

....you are ambitious and successful.

....you believe in both fun and hard work to build a strong fulfilling relationship

...you respect views and ideas that are different than yours. You've found that you have the ability to empathize with women and other peoples feelings that are different than yours.

...you can identify your contribution to failed relationships.

...you prefer affirming, encouraging, supportive communication styles over sarcasm and teasing.

....you've read my profile summary completely and you've connected with most of what you've read.

....you're not intimidated by what you've read in my profile, or maybe you are a little, but you are one who pushes pass your fears and you don't allow them to control you.


:dahell:



But this bytch is looking for her perfect man :hhh:
 
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