Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[Maddmike]

Not exactly a profile but a story. Couldn't copy the pic. Saw this post from the local news.



I mean how the hell do you get lured by that?

You can atleast keep your dignity if it's a good looking woman robbing you but this just adds to the L.

Late night, drunk and looking for p*ssy brah...i can't lie....ive done some dumb shyt fukking with pof girls

One time I went to SE dc at 2am...saw like 10 goonz out just hanging out...i got out my car, poured the rest of my corona out of my 22oz, and walked up anyway thinking ima bash one of these nikkaz cross the head before they gone get me...obviously they knew what I was there for but they just gave me the "what up youngin" ...3rd best p*ssy I'e ever had tho

 

[Pete Wrigley]

I fail to see how a man can simp this but wouldn't surprise me these days.

She called me a broke ass bytch and blocked me. I was gonna tell her she should use that money for a gym membership.

I'm dying breh....DYING

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Lol she’s lying breh, there ain’t one guy sending her money, she was just praying you fell for the okie doke.

This is the truth. She’s throwing Hail Marys.

 

[Maddmike]

This is the truth. She’s throwing Hail Marys.

Exactly. If she had it like that then the convo wouldnt have even went that far

 

[skeetsinternal]

I'm dying breh....DYING

cashapp....

 

[The Minister Of Culture]

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Pay a bill for you? Ain’t you a model?

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3 kids at 26


Till DEATH do us part


HELL NAHHH



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[skeetsinternal]

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Pay a bill for you? Ain’t you a model?

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3 kids at 26


Till DEATH do us part


HELL NAHHH



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smh

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

POF is hilarious at times, but you can find some good women. During my single days, I'd hit up the clubs/bars on weekends and then POF during the week.

It's funny when chicks with 3 or 4 kids, extra lbs and middle age tryna demand surgeon that looks like Morris Chestnut .

Women in the deep 'burbs or the country don't have as many options because they've already seen most of the dudes nearby or grew up with them. If you expand that search radius a few miles........it's like shooting fish in a barrel

 

[Samson]

I swear shyt is for example:

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So you expecting,I don't know what you do for a job cause you say "does it matter".taken some college aka probably took the general ed classes and quit and now you only going for older established men between 30-37 thinking they gonna save a soon to be single mother with barely anything going?



Foh

Saw this on Reddit...

I've been laughing for over 10 minutes

 

[Sassy]

It's been a while since I've been in this thread and it;s 2018 so....

Let's get EET!!!

*Spoilering it so it wont show in the searches. I think it works?

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ShawtyLs: SexyLexi Sc: fineestlexi
About
Non-Smoker with Average body type (LIIIIIEEESSSSS!!!!!!)
City
Columbus, Ohio
Details
20 year old Female, < 5' (< 152 cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Black, Pisces
Intent
ShawtyLs wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
High school
Personality
Diva
Profession
Cutting ppl off (Really girl?)


Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets



About Lexi
I changed this so many times buhh i promise you its the last time. Ion know what i want buhh what i do know is i dont want an relationship nor friendship. Don't get me wrong.. I am a friendly person its just that I can never keep one. Anyway im on here just meeting new ppl right now. I moved from Wilmington Delaware. I am 4"11, i like to sing, dance, SHOP, and write. I also love food. I am use to tall dark skin man buhh i am open to watever yu just gotta be cute. I am currently unemployed its just temporary. I won't mind having a cutie put money in my pocket just because... NO i dont **** nor suck****for money. Mmh that sums it up. Anything else you may want to know just ask. ONLY if your still interested of course. Xo

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Be nice buhh bold... Don't come on to thirsty because I will leave you on read.

Spoiler: pics

Commentary: Oh girl...I mean, this ain't the worst profile ive ever encountered. but fukk, how can...like...okay, let me start from the beginning.

I don't know why y'all lie about y'alls body type. like if you have a bbw or chubby body, then just put what it is. the worst a guy can do is not talk to you.

2. Cutting people off? Don't be full of yourself.

3. Buhh? What in the hell? Idk what is about people spelling/ typing their words out like that, esp if it's not a slang. But it irks me to no end. STOP THIS! That is not cute.

4. If you don't want a relationship or friendship or don 't even want to fukk...Then why did you bother making/keeping the profile in the first place?

5. So not only you're unemployed, but judging by this whole thing I read; you don't have much to bring to the table..but you expect a guy to give you money just cause? and you're not going to fukk or suck for it? good luck with that. You basically want a sugardaddy. I don't know much about men. But most of them are not going to give money just cause, Not even sugardaddies...they want the sugar, not splenda.

Okay, I'm done. Let's get this fukkery back on track!

 

[MikelArteta]

POF is horrible.

Thank goodness for match free trials

 

[BlackMajik]

Spoiler

About
Non-Smoker with Average body type
City
Atlanta, Georgia
Details
26 year old Female, < 5' (< 152 cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Black, Virgo
Intent
SuperThick91 is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
Other



i'm 26 no kids very loyal very understanding however I'm looking for someone they can for fill my dream someone who will love me for that's not about games Who wants to Bill and have something in life a good women like myself I cook I clean I am really a stay at type of girl

for fill? Bill?

 

[Marezzy]

Spoiler

for fill? Bill?

nikka.

That has a bad episode of post but clarity written all over it. Those horrible spelling mistakes should make any man not hit her inbox.

 

[mannyrs13]

Here's something for you cucks and trolls to have fun with.

I found you a match on POF.com! http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=172522729


Got blocked by her when I asked if she was gonna send her husband away with the kids so I can come thru.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Here's something for you cucks and trolls to have fun with.

I found you a match on POF.com! http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=172522729


Got blocked by her when I asked if she was gonna send her husband away with the kids so I can come thru.

Clearly they are a couple looking for a dude to blow both their culos out.