Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them
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Crystal.Milan
22Miami/Fayetteville
Relationship Information
Crystal.Milan, single, is looking for a relationship
Longest Relationship: Over 1 year
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Lifestyle
5' 7" (170cm)
Body Type
Average body type
Profession
Makeup Artist
Ethnicity
Black
Wants Kids
Undecided/Open
Hair Color
Brown
Eye color
Brown
How ambitious are you?
Ambitious
Pets
No Pets
Personality
Fashionista
"I don't respond right away, to many messages. Srry"
I just finished school for skin care. I love tattoos and piercings!! I'm so much fun to be around and I love laughing, it keeps you young. Being happy is my goal! I just started my own business... If you need more info inbox me. I love makeup and if that's something you can't deal with then we have nothing to talk about. Yes! I know I'm beautiful without makeup... No need to let me know. I'm a makeup artist. I'm a confident woman that loves her body. Imma curvy girl, I guess you can say BBW but I'm fabulous! Get to know me... You will see.
INSTAGRAM: pink_pity
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First Date
If you can't afford to take me out on a nice date... Don't ask me! Don't try to take me to Chilli's, TGIF, Red Lobster and call that a date.
I treat myself to the best and I expect the same! I never really had a real date... It would be nice to go on one. 
The audacity is on a 100, 1000, trillion...
Not fun adding pics via phone click and you'll see.
Crystal.Milan
22Miami/Fayetteville
Relationship Information
Crystal.Milan, single, is looking for a relationship
Longest Relationship: Over 1 year
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Lifestyle
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Drinks Socially
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Doesn't Smoke -
Doesn't Own a Car
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Doesn't Do Drugs -
Is Christian - Other
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Some college
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Doesn't Have Kids -
Taurus
5' 7" (170cm)
Body Type
Average body type
Profession
Makeup Artist
Ethnicity
Black
Wants Kids
Undecided/Open
Hair Color
Brown
Eye color
Brown
How ambitious are you?
Ambitious
Pets
No Pets
Personality
Fashionista
"I don't respond right away, to many messages. Srry"
I just finished school for skin care. I love tattoos and piercings!! I'm so much fun to be around and I love laughing, it keeps you young. Being happy is my goal! I just started my own business... If you need more info inbox me. I love makeup and if that's something you can't deal with then we have nothing to talk about. Yes! I know I'm beautiful without makeup... No need to let me know. I'm a makeup artist. I'm a confident woman that loves her body. Imma curvy girl, I guess you can say BBW but I'm fabulous! Get to know me... You will see.
INSTAGRAM: pink_pity
Access exclusive profile details and interactions
First Date
If you can't afford to take me out on a nice date... Don't ask me! Don't try to take me to Chilli's, TGIF, Red Lobster and call that a date.
I treat myself to the best and I expect the same! I never really had a real date... It would be nice to go on one. The audacity is on a 100, 1000, trillion...
Not fun adding pics via phone click and you'll see.
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Dwayne_Taylor
Superstar
It speaks to how delusional they are. As if we're not going to look at the picture and see that she is clearly obese. she realy doesnt think she is overweight.Few extra pounds, eh?
She has the physique and posture of a silverback gorilla.
Bytch stomach lookin like the NYE Ball in Times Square
Umm..no caption needed
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BlackMajik
Behind Enemy Lines
- Joined
- Dec 26, 2012
- Messages
- 41,044
- Reputation
- 10,818
- Daps
- 214,829
- Reppin
- DSGB(Down South Georgia Boy)
faith_nookie: just give me some money if u trying to holla frfr
About
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Columbus, Georgia
Details
24 year old Female, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Black, Aries
Intent
faith_nookie isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
High school
Personality
Homebody
Profession
money
About
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Columbus, Georgia
Details
24 year old Female, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Black, Aries
Intent
faith_nookie isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
High school
Personality
Homebody
Profession
money
Bunchy Carter
I'll Take The Money Over The Honey
SSBarbiexoxo dinner, action, movies, horror, movies, drawing
SSBarbiexoxo: The last guy I met on here was a total douche.
About
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Moreno valley, California
Details
27 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Sagittarius
Intent
SSBarbiexoxo is actively seeking a relationship.
Education
Graduate Degree
Personality
Princess
Profession
Pinup model
If my STD results and showing that I am clean scares u then u don't want a real woman. You want an internet swamp p*ssy. No thanks.
SSBarbiexoxo: The last guy I met on here was a total douche.
About
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Moreno valley, California
Details
27 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Sagittarius
Intent
SSBarbiexoxo is actively seeking a relationship.
Education
Graduate Degree
Personality
Princess
Profession
Pinup model
If my STD results and showing that I am clean scares u then u don't want a real woman. You want an internet swamp p*ssy. No thanks.
Bless't
Living the dream
Still one of the best single lines I've ever read on the coli...
"She looks like she works on a tug boat."
Literally started cracking up when I read it. If I could give breh a twenty spot when I met him, I would. That shyt was priceless.
"She looks like she works on a tug boat."
Literally started cracking up when I read it. If I could give breh a twenty spot when I met him, I would. That shyt was priceless.
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I remember the good old days when we had a whole squat on another forum catfishing these bishes. They ALL were looking for a long term thing but with the right pretty boy they all turned out like straight whores. Those were the days, daily nudes.I just cant believe people really go online to date, the fukkery, the extra baggage, the forgotten info, dis too much
Bless't
Living the dream
I just cant believe people really go online to date, the fukkery, the extra baggage, the forgotten info, dis too much
My last serious relationship... I met her online. She was a good one. It really does come down to personal character judgement. You win some, you lose some though.
Check, check.....watch the SAM! Watch the blitz! Brown 55 Razor......HUT!faith_nookie: just give me some money if u trying to holla frfr
About
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Columbus, Georgia
Details
24 year old Female, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Black, Aries
Intent
faith_nookie isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
High school
Personality
Homebody
Profession
money
FeloniousMonk
Dont mind me..Im a azzhole
How hard up are you for some d1ck, you posted your std results online..
I bet she carries her paperwork in her wallet.
Self-esteem issues. She sees value in her vagina. No accolades for anything worthwhile.
RealAssanova
Ethnic Vagitarian
SSBarbiexoxo dinner, action, movies, horror, movies, drawing
SSBarbiexoxo: The last guy I met on here was a total douche.
About
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Moreno valley, California
Details
27 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Sagittarius
Intent
SSBarbiexoxo is actively seeking a relationship.
Education
Graduate Degree
Personality
Princess
Profession
Pinup model
If my STD results and showing that I am clean scares u then u don't want a real woman. You want an internet swamp p*ssy. No thanks.
check out her instagram.
@ssbarbiexoxo • Instagram photos and videos
she got some massive ass titties
and does shows. But wait........not only is she std free.......she pregnant, starving and hates nikkas cuz they don't pay for her videos. they rather "get to know her" 
but them cac's do.
