Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[RealAssanova]

Shela22: Y'all nikkahs are boring as hell ! ! !
About
Non-Smoker with Thin body type
City
In my own world =), New York
Details
24 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Gemini
Intent
Shela22 wants to find someone to marry.
Education
Some college
Personality
Crafty
Profession
NYPD SPY

About Porsche 911 GT3 RS 2015
ATTENTION PLEASE !!!
I am looking for someone who is seriously interested in a REAL relationship (please google, if you still didn't get the meaning) not just dating or having fun or ... If I wanted this sort of men, I would just go to the club or anywhere else since its not hard as a women to find that type... .

Sincerely
Shela


Why I would not text you back --> I am too busy/or get to many messages/ or am rarely online !
Your profile didn't catch my attention
your not even close to be my type
your black ( I respect them but don't want to date them )
you have half nude photos of yourself online
You just text me one word ( there is enough people outside where we can say Hi and Bye =)
You are too annoying cuz you keep texting me without even getting a response
You use cursing ( I like proper english )
and ... You are too young for me (agewise, and in ur head)
you are more than 12 years older
you live outside New york/CT/ or are a tourist or a student
you have no education
you dont have a sense of humor ( I love to laugh =)
you are under the hight of 5'9 !!!
you're not social/a good communicator and just BORING !!!

she states things that won't get you a response, but yet she never mentions anything about herself and what she has to offer.

this is the type of women western civilization has birthed.

 

[UpAndComing]

Shela22: Y'all nikkahs are boring as hell ! ! !
About
Non-Smoker with Thin body type
City
In my own world =), New York
Details
24 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Gemini
Intent
Shela22 wants to find someone to marry.
Education
Some college
Personality
Crafty
Profession
NYPD SPY

About Porsche 911 GT3 RS 2015
ATTENTION PLEASE !!!
I am looking for someone who is seriously interested in a REAL relationship (please google, if you still didn't get the meaning) not just dating or having fun or ... If I wanted this sort of men, I would just go to the club or anywhere else since its not hard as a women to find that type... .

Sincerely
Shela


Why I would not text you back --> I am too busy/or get to many messages/ or am rarely online !
Your profile didn't catch my attention
your not even close to be my type
your black ( I respect them but don't want to date them )
you have half nude photos of yourself online
You just text me one word ( there is enough people outside where we can say Hi and Bye =)
You are too annoying cuz you keep texting me without even getting a response
You use cursing ( I like proper english )
and ... You are too young for me (agewise, and in ur head)
you are more than 12 years older
you live outside New york/CT/ or are a tourist or a student
you have no education
you dont have a sense of humor ( I love to laugh =)
you are under the hight of 5'9 !!!
you're not social/a good communicator and just BORING !!!

Obviously a black guy got in her guts, she fell in love with the nikka, but he split and broke her heart
Now she won't even date black men till Tyrone comes back

 

[Bilz]

You guys are meeean.


That big girl is 163 lb. I bench press more that that...

The 163 is her height in centimeters. I'd estimate her weight at 230 lbs at least.

 

[At30wecashout]

Shela22: Y'all nikkahs are boring as hell ! ! !
About
Non-Smoker with Thin body type
City
In my own world =), New York
Details
24 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Gemini
Intent
Shela22 wants to find someone to marry.
Education
Some college
Personality
Crafty
Profession
NYPD SPY

About Porsche 911 GT3 RS 2015
ATTENTION PLEASE !!!
I am looking for someone who is seriously interested in a REAL relationship (please google, if you still didn't get the meaning) not just dating or having fun or ... If I wanted this sort of men, I would just go to the club or anywhere else since its not hard as a women to find that type... .

Sincerely
Shela


Why I would not text you back --> I am too busy/or get to many messages/ or am rarely online !
Your profile didn't catch my attention
your not even close to be my type
your black ( I respect them but don't want to date them )
you have half nude photos of yourself online
You just text me one word ( there is enough people outside where we can say Hi and Bye =)
You are too annoying cuz you keep texting me without even getting a response
You use cursing ( I like proper english )
and ... You are too young for me (agewise, and in ur head)
you are more than 12 years older
you live outside New york/CT/ or are a tourist or a student
you have no education
you dont have a sense of humor ( I love to laugh =)
you are under the hight of 5'9 !!!
you're not social/a good communicator and just BORING !!!

:rocky:Ok, wench, we know what you don't want, what DO you want?

Ole "I love to laugh" like this is a rare sentiment ass.

 

[Sassy]

I am now intrigued to find some terrible pof profiles... -searches-

 

[IronFist]

subs

 

[Sassy]

....How Do I find terrible female profiles to post here?! D: like...what do I look for?

 

[Drake's Tan]

....How Do I find terrible female profiles to post here?! D: like...what do I look for?

Anything that makes you when you read it.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Daaam man it finally happened..

I knocked two females that knew each other.

Got both numbers, was cool with one chick, outright never called other one.

Was suppose to hook up, we kept missing each other.

We finally made arrangements

Im on my way..then she had to "bounce" to go get her son..blah blah.. but I could come through to her spot later..which was on the up and up

Didnt hear back that night..so Im like okay..she tired it was late..etc..

But Im really like..fukk this bytch,

Hit her the next morning..no reply

Called few hours later...no reply..

So I figured it a done deal..

In my head tho..Im like daam bytch least be an adult and hip a nicca to at least WHY...typical online detachment mentality.

So anyhow the next day....

Go check POF to get the OTHER chicks number..

But I cant find her emails..

click to send her message-BLOCKED!!

Matter fact..cant find the other chicks emails either..


but

hmmmm...put 2 and 2 together..

Lemme go see if I can....BLOCKED!!
I have NEVER been outright blocked on POF cept for telling a chick she look like a escort

That was some local puzzy, too..

It was really on me...I had plenty of time to seal the deal and have her not trip on POF

Maybe I sent the dikk pics too soon...

 

[Sassy]

Yaaaay found a fukkery profile!!!!

nenalinda19 sugar daddy
nenalinda19: looking for a sugar daddy
About
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Tampa, Florida
Details
25 year old Female, < 5' (< 152 cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Hispanic, Taurus
Intent
nenalinda19 anything.
Education
High school
Personality
Profession
none









I am Seeking a Man For Anything
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets



About Me
LOVE TO HAVE FUN AND LAUGH. DOWN TO EARTH PERSON.I LOVE SPANISH MUSIC AND R AND B AND ALSO RAP .I ALSO LOVE TO DANCE. AND LOVE TO HAVE A SUGAR DADDY THAT WILLING TO SUPPORT ME. ALSO WANT WANT A GUY THAT IS WILLING TO GIVE ME WHAT I WANT AND WHEN I WANT IF THATS NOT YOU THEN DO EVEN BOTHER TO WRITE ME. THANK YOU

Her picture(s):

Sassy's Take: hmm...sweet heart. That's not how sugaring works. Most Sugar daddies want one or two things: sex or companionship..or both. Second, you're not gonna find one on POF. Anmd if you do, he's gonna be a splenda or a salt daddy. (Before anyone asks. No, I was never a sugarbaby. but on tumblr, you find some interesting things when you're bored)

Two: The myspace angles has got to stop ladies...it's not fooling anyone!

Third: What makes you entitled? Do you think some - let me stahp. But -pats myself on the back- for finding a fukkery profile.

I can see why y'all like this thread, it's entertaining.

 

[Lo-Co]

bish look like she repair tug boats

 

[Sassy]

Bumping this thread because I found more fukkery profiles. Posting later on today.

 

[Sassy]

profile: highmaintenance69 Football, Bowling, Pool, Long walks
highmaintenance69: Friends before anything...
About
Non-Smoker with Average body type
City
Columbus, Ohio
Details
34 year old Female, 5' 5" (165cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Black, Scorpio
Intent
highmaintenance69 is looking for a relationship.
Education
Some college
Personality
Diva
Profession
......








I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets


Interests

• Football
• Bowling
• Pool
• Long walks

About Kea
Hmmm about me, well inbox me for details

First Date
Does anyone go on dates anymore?! If so, point me in that direction... plzzzzz

pics:

Spoiler

 

[Sk3ptical]

forgot about this shyt

 

[Sassy]

Aries_stoner326 Columbus Ohio singles,Columbus Ohio women

Aries_stoner326: Hi I'm jenae
About
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
City
Columbus, Ohio
Details
28 year old Female, 5' 9" (175cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Aries
Intent
Aries_stoner326 is looking for a relationship.
Education
Some college
Personality
Night Owl
Profession
Just ask me








I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language English



About Me
Will I'm very outgoing easy to talk to smoke weed I work take care of my daughter and my parents the question is are you really worth my time and effort I'm looking for somebody who wants to get to know me forming don't have time for the BS the drama none of that..

First Date
Very easy to please dinner movie shopping spoil me

Pics:

Spoiler