Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Profession: about my money

I thought that was Tommy Sotmayor in troll mode

 

[Rocket Scientist]

bytch said she ain't fukkin after the first date, but I guaruntee, you take that hoe out for drinks, she's at least gonna blow you.

Bruh I said in other thread you cant take anyone on POF seriously

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Cop lil big mami a waist trainer and have her looking "so thick that everybody else in the room is so uncomfortable"

Good luck this reminds me of "Duece Biggalow"lol

 

[DrX]

karma_jones26: Karma Jones
About
Smokes Occasionally with Prefer Not To Say body type
City
Brooklyn, New York
Details
21 year old Female, 5' 4" (163cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Black, Libra
Intent
karma_jones26 wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
High school
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
Healthcare


Interests

• Music
• Rapper
• Marijuana
• Fashion

About Karma
Wassup ya, im Karma Jones and im a female rapper and work in the health department. I'm funny, chilled and love to have a good time.Im looking friendship and dating. Yes im a big girl thats beautiful with hugh thighs.Ask for any other questions

First Date
Not ya home or hotel! If u just want sex, im not the one! Let's go out right now for some food and drinks

NYC apartments

 

[IVS]

This thread is fuxing comedy gold.

 

[Kane]

karma_jones26: Karma Jones
About
Smokes Occasionally with Prefer Not To Say body type
City
Brooklyn, New York
Details
21 year old Female, 5' 4" (163cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Black, Libra
Intent
karma_jones26 wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
High school
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
Healthcare


Interests

• Music
• Rapper
• Marijuana
• Fashion

About Karma
Wassup ya, im Karma Jones and im a female rapper and work in the health department. I'm funny, chilled and love to have a good time.Im looking friendship and dating. Yes im a big girl thats beautiful with hugh thighs.Ask for any other questions

First Date
Not ya home or hotel! If u just want sex, im not the one! Let's go out right now for some food and drinks

She'd be sexy if she lost some weight

 

[Maddmike]

She'd be sexy if she lost some weight

No Control | Karma Jones

bytch really a rapper. Lol

 

[Quiet Magician]

You guys are meeean.


That big girl is 163 lb. I bench press more that that...

That is the thing, she is still bigger than you. That is a big bytch.

 

[Black]

This a dude right?

 

[thatdude954]

Both could get it. No fux given.

 

[Tim Dripcan]

That is the thing, she is still bigger than you. That is a big bytch.

I'm 190 lb.

 

[At30wecashout]

Breh, I was tempted to take a picture of my face and smiley it for this shyt. This is....wooooooooooooooooooow.

 

[Splash]

looks so damn.. I dont even know the word just


With the heels and all

 

[Marezzy]

This thread is still doing numbers

Still rafters worthy

Bump just to keep this thing moving

 

[skeetsinternal]

Shela22: Y'all nikkahs are boring as hell ! ! !
About
Non-Smoker with Thin body type
City
In my own world =), New York
Details
24 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Gemini
Intent
Shela22 wants to find someone to marry.
Education
Some college
Personality
Crafty
Profession
NYPD SPY

About Porsche 911 GT3 RS 2015
ATTENTION PLEASE !!!
I am looking for someone who is seriously interested in a REAL relationship (please google, if you still didn't get the meaning) not just dating or having fun or ... If I wanted this sort of men, I would just go to the club or anywhere else since its not hard as a women to find that type... .

Sincerely
Shela


Why I would not text you back --> I am too busy/or get to many messages/ or am rarely online !
Your profile didn't catch my attention
your not even close to be my type
your black ( I respect them but don't want to date them )
you have half nude photos of yourself online
You just text me one word ( there is enough people outside where we can say Hi and Bye =)
You are too annoying cuz you keep texting me without even getting a response
You use cursing ( I like proper english )
and ... You are too young for me (agewise, and in ur head)
you are more than 12 years older
you live outside New york/CT/ or are a tourist or a student
you have no education
you dont have a sense of humor ( I love to laugh =)
you are under the hight of 5'9 !!!
you're not social/a good communicator and just BORING !!!