Remember when Mortal Kombat had a regular ass cop for a character

[Yaboysix]

Even as a kid I thought it was weird that they put in a doughie regular white guy in the game... never picked that nikka.

 

[StarClout]

"MY" Noob, like you didn't do the same thing everyone else did and spam low kicks and disable balls

Disable ball>HP, HP, LP, HK> teleport slam>rinse repeat. You seem triggered

Anywho, don’t flatter yourself, Noob was like 5th in my rotation or whenever I felt like trolling people (Trilogy starting lineup was: Human Smoke, Kabal, Raiden, Sonya, Noob)

 

[I_Q]

Bruh look at this cac Stryker. It's been years since I've played MK3 but this just makes me think about how the fukk this white nationalist looking mofo even got on the roster. He looked like he just finished his shift of harrassing and racially profiling muthafukkasLook at him!!! U can't tell me he don't enjoy his (police) Brutalities. He didn't even know it was a tournament he just wanted to whoop somebody's ass

In a game with Monsters, Demons, and Warlocks this dude managed to look like the biggest scumbag of them all. You gotta respect it

 

[Estarossa]

Mileena has the mouth of a fukking piranha plant wtf

Reiko and Rain were balls deep in her as well...

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

at this whole thread

 

[Savvir]

Stryker was my guy for real. I used to pick him all the time in mk3 back in the day.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

But got the body of Princess Peach

Imagine if Mileena had a IG

Breh shooting up the DM like "aye what that mouth do?"

Mileena replying with a OnlyFans gif:

Breh:

 

[DaRealness]

In MK9 notice how his intro is "police brutality coming up"

I used to love using Jax to fukk him up and perform the fatalities

 

[Greenhornet]

classic thread

never picked this dude ... dont think I ever lost to him... tried extra hard to beat the fukk out of him everytime too
he did remind me of those bicycle cops

 

[Rancor]

I think he might have been the only MK kombatant that I have never played with. I always thought he was corny.

 

[Spence]

Beatin ass with a baton then going home and laying his head down to sleep on his MyPillow every night checking to see if Trump is back on Twitter


Rafters worthy thread for sure.

 

[Let A Fro Be A Fro]

Reiko and Rain were balls deep in her as well...

Reiko is having a severe case of post-nut clarity.

"I can't even stand to look this bytch in her grotesque face "

 

[Gold]

I forgot about Sonya Blade

How? Thats like forgetting cammy in sf2

 

[Spence]

Reiko is having a severe case of post-nut clarity.

"I can't even stand to look this bytch in her grotesque face "

“Bad bytch better show me what that tongue do”

 

[Take It In Blood]

I'm there as a kid thinking like how can you block bullets wit your bare hands