Remember that thread where nikkas was saying they can win a fight against a gorilla
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Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
You're underestimating the strength of an adult male breh
Apparently so
GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
But what if you're Jewish?
Field Marshall Bradley
Veteran
Bro it's not a human. It's not going to allow you just stomp it out. The motherfukker is quicker than the fastest human and climb trees. The agility and ability to contort its body any way needed to is being underestimated.
We used to catch squirrels all the time...They're more quick than fast and if you grab it just right, it can't even fight back....
I grew up in the country though....Racc00ns on the other hand........?
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GREENandYELLOW
2x...and defending
Professional golfer Boo Weekly:
One Friday night when I was 16, a bunch of us went to the county fair. A truck pulled in there, sort of away from the midway, and we watched a guy get out and put together a big cage he had in the bed of the truck. After he got the cage together, he put up a little table. Then he went to the cab of the truck and brings out an orangutan. He starts yelling: "Five to win fifty! Who can beat the orangutan? Pay $5 to try and get $50 if you can whip him!"
We'd never seen anything like that before. We decided that one of us had to try, and I drew the short straw. Five of us put up a buck each, and I gave the guy with the truck $5. Before helping me into the boxing gloves and headgear, he made me sign a waiver. Looking back, that was a bad sign.
I got in the ring. The orangutan didn't look like much. He came up about to my chest, though his arms were as long as he was tall. When the match started, he didn't lift his arms. He kept them down at his side and used them to pivot and follow me as I circled him like Muhammad Ali. I just didn't see how I could miss. My strategy was to fake with my right hand, and when the orangutan tried to block the punch, I'd throw my left.
My buddies were going wild. "Get him, Boo! Kick his butt!" They really wanted that $50. I moved in close and faked with my right, and that's the last thing I remember. I woke up bleeding in the back of a friend's pickup. The orangutan had knocked me cold with one punch, which I didn't even see coming. My friends thought it was hilarious. They said I had a glass jaw and called me "Glassy" the rest of the night.
After I came to, we watched this orangutan knock out guy after guy. Not one guy could lay a glove on him. He had reflexes like a cat, and later I learned that an orangutan can tear a guy's arm off.
I've always half-denied this story -- even though I was a kid and it happened almost 20 years ago, I can see the animal-rights people protesting. I don't think orangutan fighting goes on anymore, which is a good thing. It probably wasn't fair for the orangutan, and it sure as heck wasn't good for me. The only winner was the guy driving the truck.
Read More http://www.golfdigest.com/magazine/2007-12/myshot_gd0712#ixzz2kMUqvQ7r
One Friday night when I was 16, a bunch of us went to the county fair. A truck pulled in there, sort of away from the midway, and we watched a guy get out and put together a big cage he had in the bed of the truck. After he got the cage together, he put up a little table. Then he went to the cab of the truck and brings out an orangutan. He starts yelling: "Five to win fifty! Who can beat the orangutan? Pay $5 to try and get $50 if you can whip him!"
We'd never seen anything like that before. We decided that one of us had to try, and I drew the short straw. Five of us put up a buck each, and I gave the guy with the truck $5. Before helping me into the boxing gloves and headgear, he made me sign a waiver. Looking back, that was a bad sign.
I got in the ring. The orangutan didn't look like much. He came up about to my chest, though his arms were as long as he was tall. When the match started, he didn't lift his arms. He kept them down at his side and used them to pivot and follow me as I circled him like Muhammad Ali. I just didn't see how I could miss. My strategy was to fake with my right hand, and when the orangutan tried to block the punch, I'd throw my left.
My buddies were going wild. "Get him, Boo! Kick his butt!" They really wanted that $50. I moved in close and faked with my right, and that's the last thing I remember. I woke up bleeding in the back of a friend's pickup. The orangutan had knocked me cold with one punch, which I didn't even see coming. My friends thought it was hilarious. They said I had a glass jaw and called me "Glassy" the rest of the night.
After I came to, we watched this orangutan knock out guy after guy. Not one guy could lay a glove on him. He had reflexes like a cat, and later I learned that an orangutan can tear a guy's arm off.
I've always half-denied this story -- even though I was a kid and it happened almost 20 years ago, I can see the animal-rights people protesting. I don't think orangutan fighting goes on anymore, which is a good thing. It probably wasn't fair for the orangutan, and it sure as heck wasn't good for me. The only winner was the guy driving the truck.
Read More http://www.golfdigest.com/magazine/2007-12/myshot_gd0712#ixzz2kMUqvQ7r
Tommy Knocks
retired
Give me a katana and lets see who wants to fukk with Hollywood Cole.
Yinny
Welp
I remember when I thought I could take a cheetah.
I mean, I was under the influence but I was def arguing with my friends
I mean, I was under the influence but I was def arguing with my friends
SouthernBelle
#Feyonce
Nikkas ain't knowing. THEY AIN'T KNOWING
REMEMBER THEY SAID ROSS COULD BEAT MAYEARHER CAUSE HE WAS FAT?
Tommy Knocks
retired
:deadrocky:Anderson don't want them problems breh
Disciple of the Projects
Esau = Evil
To Be honest and to 
the coli bruddas, the original thread was in reference to @Anothergirl
the coli bruddas, the original thread was in reference to @Anothergirl
HipHopStan
Top 113 Poster
nikkas couldnt even defeat a Gibbon b
those lil nikkas would give u that workand they only 3 feet tall
I saw a video of them dudes
ing the fukk out of tigers once.Now, granted those were cubs, and idk what they would've done if moma-tiger came along and caught them doing that shyt but
Dog Based Gremlin
Veteran
that nikka need to go release thatI remember that discussion. Somebody posted this photo and the thread died...
no homoAnderson don't want them problems breh
