Remember that thread where nikkas was saying they can win a fight against a gorilla

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:laff: what is the context of this gif?
 
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Dude I get it. They actually know better because they are domesticated. If it wasn't a domesticated animal it would fukk you up. You'll survive but that's not before you have lacerations to your face, arms and back.
What I'm saying tho, is it attacked me, like attacked me aggressively. It didn't take a beating because it just let me, it took a beating BECAUSE it attacked me. I opened my door and it hissed, its fur was up, its back was arch'd and it went for it. I was like :ohhh: the little muthafukka actually ran up on me, swiped, jumped, clawed. I hit the :whoa: and went to the side closet and got a broom. Once I had the broom it was more worried about that then me. Once I gave it that tiger woods 4th hole swing, it did a few flips, landed and retreated. It was self defense. I was like "you gon learn today, esp since I done told you about coming in here"

Now without a weapon it would be another story, I would have to take off a shoe or something, cat claws are like razors.
 

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@MikeBrownsJob brings up an interesting discussion

what if a cat gave u this type of work



:patrice: nikka had a leash and still couldnt contain the lil fukker. and then the lil shyt planted his claws right into this thigh.

but then again one stomp would prolly split a cats brain in two :ld:
 

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:banderas: effortless. It would take an above average strength man to pull another adult male with one arm a few feet. Most dudes would have to use two arms. This gorilla just did it like it was nothing.
what if he wanted to rape that nikka

what would he do besides screaming?
 

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@MikeBrownsJob brings up an interesting discussion

what if a cat gave u this type of work



:patrice: nikka had a leash and still couldnt contain the lil fukker. and then the lil shyt planted his claws right into this thigh.

but then again one stomp would prolly split a cats brain in two :ld:


It's pretty simple breh. The cat decided to let go. Key word "decided". It's a domesticated animal but it's brute strength(in this case agility, claws, etc) would give us the business everyday of the week. Check it. When a stray dog is about it'll come towards you. If you think it's dangerous :ld:, you usually take off running.

If you can't get indoors. What do you do? Hop on a vehicle :pachaha:..Imagine if a cat had that same curious instinct that a dog has. The only way you'd be safe is indoors because cats can climb.

Are you going to stomp out a bobcat? :stopitslime:

What about a mountain lion, fox or linx? The only thing saving you from your pet is it's socialization of being docile. If it ever "decided" to attack you, it'd fukk you up.
 

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@MikeBrownsJob brings up an interesting discussion

what if a cat gave u this type of work



:patrice: nikka had a leash and still couldnt contain the lil fukker. and then the lil shyt planted his claws right into this thigh.

but then again one stomp would prolly split a cats brain in two :ld:

what a bunch of fukking clowns. :dead:

when it latched onto his leg HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

some people dont know, cats can have mental issues and snap too.
 

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It's pretty simple breh. The cat decided to let go. Key word "decided". It's a domesticated animal but it's brute strength(in this case agility, claws, etc) would give us the business everyday of the week.

breh you are underestimating the abilities of a full grown man. the cat in the video is 10 pounds at most. the reason it did so much damage is cuz the dude was on camera and he didnt want to hurt the cat. if that was a true survival situation he couldve easily grabbed that cat by his hind legs and ripped it in half like a piece of paper.
 

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It's pretty simple breh. The cat decided to let go. Key word "decided". It's a domesticated animal but it's brute strength(in this case agility, claws, etc) would give us the business everyday of the week. Check it. When a stray dog is about it'll come towards you. If you think it's dangerous :ld:, you usually take off running.

If you can't get indoors. What do you do? Hop on a vehicle :pachaha:..Imagine if a cat had that same curious instinct that a dog has. The only way you'd be safe is indoors because cats can climb.

Are you going to stomp out a bobcat? :stopitslime:

What about a mountain lion, fox or linx? The only thing saving you from your pet is it's socialization of being docile. If it ever "decided" to attack you, it'd fukk you up.
yeah but cats are so little u can literally kick them like a football. i know i wouldnt get out with no damage if i ever seriously fought a cat but at the end my way superior actual brute strength would give me the upper hand.
 
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