Remember Kellz from the Bronx?

[smokeurobinson]

If you were there...You were there. If you weren't...U weren't



This was the Blackplanet out/Myspace in era. One of the most funniest moments i've seen online. It was a lesson in why one should not simp a female after viewing pictures in her profile.


First it started with these:

 

[smokeurobinson]

Then this picture came from the left and spread like wildfire:

Spoiler

Then the videos popped up. The first video was gold...the following videos were more gold:

Spoiler

New York Slut K3llz - Pornhub.com

After that first video....the simps turned on her and openly bashed her while privately wishing that their hand was her mouth....But Shorty was doing the the online world a favor by being an example of why not to simp. She pretty much was telling all online simps....."this is who I am and all online simps are fools for sweating females based on profile pics." Stories like this are a dime a dozen in 2013 but in 2006 this moment was straight comedy........ I'm very familiar with 'the projects on 149th next to the BX19 Bus stop' so I know first hand that feelings were also hurt outside of the net.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Do you remember Benny Blanco from the Bronx?

 

[porque]

wait why did the simps lose and how did she teach anyone a lesson about simping?

 

[Blown Moon]

Yeah, I remember this ho.

Was this just today's history lesson in no simping 101 or has she died or become 300 pounds?

 

[YouLoveMe]

Proof 175758666865 that penis size doesn't matter.

 

[smokeurobinson]

wait why did the simps lose and how did she teach anyone a lesson about simping?

U weren't there

Yeah, I remember this hoe.

Was this just today's history lesson for no simping 101 or has she died or become 300 pounds?

yes, no and er um.....u can judge for yourself.

 

[JoseLuisGotcha]

i wouldnt simp but i woulda definitely woulda gotten top ...her head game is/was status..


i want my wifey to be a kellz in the bed (with only me and other females of course ) but mother teresa on the skreets....is this possible

 

[Rocket Scientist]

how is this relevant to May 23,2013?

 

[radio rahiem]

internet famous
seen her now?
doing some hairdressing thing

 

[Rocket Scientist]

wait why did the simps lose and how did she teach anyone a lesson about simping?

Its either

A)Threadstarter is

B)Threadstarter simped so hard that it backfired

C)This guy lives in the past

 

[smokeurobinson]

C)This guy lives in the past

This is your answer. No simping.....I was a lurker during that time. I'm actually stuck in the 90's. I still fuk with landlines and CD walkmens.

 

[Blown Moon]

U weren't there





yes, no and er um.....u can judge for yourself.

She out chea looking like a goddamned fool. I bet that her stomach and lower body is scust status....

Well. Back into the depths of my mind she goes, with the rest of the useless internet junk I've picked up over the years.

 

[porque]

Its either

A)Threadstarter is

B)Threadstarter simped so hard that it backfired

C)This guy lives in the past

I expected it to be really a guys pretending to be a girl but im like that jawline looks like a female and then there's no exposed pic and Im like wtf was the lesson

 

[Rocket Scientist]

This is your answer. No simping.....I was a lurker during that time. I'm actually stuck in the 90's. I still fuk with landlines and CD walkmens.

No diss,at least you honest