Remakes unappreciation thread

[Black White Sox Hat]

*Scans movie channels*

Oh shyt Total Recall on!

Nope it's the remake.

Oh shyt Charlie and the Chocolate factory on!

Nope remake.

Robocop!?

Nope.

Stop replacing my movies!

 

[kp404]

Co-sign this thread...there have only been like 3 good remakes in history...the rest of these shyts are embarrassments

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

The Clash of the Titans horrible 2010 remake

 

[BXKingPin82]

Funny thing about alotta these remakes is most of the shyts arent even worth a remake any damn way
I mean shyt...
I fukked with Robo Cop like the next kid but was a fukkin remake necessary?
Goofy ass babymother gonna let my kid watch the new shyt with his cousins she gonna tell them "well you know guys this was a remake of a movie when I was a kid."
Now I got this little fukker running around asking to see the old Robocop
I cant show him that shyt
He just turned 5
He shouldnt even been watching the remake!

 

[StraxStrax]

The new Total Recall is the better movie
By far

 

[ch15x]

I kinda liked the "Dawn of the Dead" remake (still like the original) and tolerated flicks like "A Nightmare..." and "Pelham...". Otherwise...

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

The new Total Recall is the better movie
By far

Better than the original?

 

[MartyMcFly]

Co-sign this thread...there have only been like 3 good remakes in history...the rest of these shyts are embarrassments

Curious to know which ones do you think are the good ones breh

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Co-sign this thread...there have only been like 3 good remakes in history...the rest of these shyts are embarrassments

Yeah name them.

I guarantee I got a couple you aint gone mention

 

[kp404]

Curious to know which ones do you think are the good ones breh

Let Me In-remake of Let the Right One In (One of the best horror movies released in a decade)

The Departed-Remake of Internal Affairs (Oscar speaks for itself)

A Fistful of Dollars-Remake of Yojimbo (The Man with No Name Trilogy speaks for itself)

The Magnificent Seven-Remake of Seven Samurai

Those are the only truly great remakes in U.S. film history imo; the others are either mediocre (meaning serve no purpose of existing) or terrible and hurt the OG's significance

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Let Me In-remake of Let the Right One In (One of the best horror movies released in a decade)

The Departed-Remake of Internal Affairs (Oscar speaks for itself)

A Fistful of Dollars-Remake of Yojimbo (The Man with No Name Trilogy speaks for itself)

The Magnificent Seven-Remake of Seven Samurai

Those are the only truly great remakes in U.S. film history imo; the others are either mediocre (meaning serve no purpose of existing) or terrible and hurt the OG's significance

Now......you know you done fukked up, right?

 

[Ruck]

Now......you know you done fukked up, right?

word. but the chick in the remake is so

 

[BXKingPin82]

Let Me In-remake of Let the Right One In (One of the best horror movies released in a decade)

The Departed-Remake of Internal Affairs (Oscar speaks for itself)

A Fistful of Dollars-Remake of Yojimbo (The Man with No Name Trilogy speaks for itself)

The Magnificent Seven-Remake of Seven Samurai

Those are the only truly great remakes in U.S. film history imo; the others are either mediocre (meaning serve no purpose of existing) or terrible and hurt the OG's significance

yeah those were some good ass ones
even though I liked the OG Let The Right One In more
I just mean some of these are like why? Like a Point Break remake?
How bout Cape Fear being a great remake tho too?

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

word. but the chick in the remake is so

There's no chick in the remake though

There's a chick in the prequel

 

[kp404]

Now......you know you done fukked up, right?

I was speaking more to remakes of foreign flicks dude, but yes, Carpenter's The Thing was classic