Reginald VelJohnson of Family Matters: "I've never been to Chicago"

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

[In the tune of family matters theme]
It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to see Laura's big milkies on the Coli page.

 

[The_Truth]

What about the part when they're riding bikes in the opening theme ?

I never saw the extended intro.