you really never know what you're going to run into when going to rob a house
![wow :wow: :wow:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wow.png)
also anytime you see a hillbilly in overalls...fukkery is guaranteed
saw one chilling on the front porch and thought it was the rapist everyone's been talking about so I had the semi auto shotty ready to go but then his wife came out
![leon :leon: :leon:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/leon.png)
they get on that "oh we haven't had guest in long time
![ooh :ooh: :ooh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ooh.png)
" told me to come inside
![sitdown :sitdown: :sitdown:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sitdown2.png)
muthafukka then gonna tell me go up stares & check on his wife so I'm thinking it's about go down, shotty gets equipped
![birdman :birdman: :birdman:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/birdman2.png)
I go upstairs & she gettin undressed playing like she didn't want Arthur to clap them cheeks
![stopitlsime :stopitslime: :stopitslime:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/stopitslime.png)
go back down stairs & after bullshyttin they gon try and drug me
![gucci :gucci: :gucci:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/gucci3.png)
didn't take the 2nd sip
![ufdup :ufdup: :ufdup:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ufdup.png)
but they took 2 tomahawks to the chest
also killed my first gator & got my perfect pelt but I think I messed up by bringing it to the trapper and not camp