I just woke up, and realized RAW wasn't a foul, comedic dream 

You know what'd be funny, if Punk said fukk outta here Cena and picks Daniel Bryan as his opponent, then they go on to have a classic match. Pissing off AJ, Cena, and all of Boston. I'd laugh my ass off at this outcome.
In the Attitude Era, Sandow would've come back in the ring and destroyed Brodus Clay in front of all those little kids with a chair.
Lmao how sick would it be if Brock Lesnar teleported to San Antonio Texas and whooped Shawn Michael's ass all over his fukking living room?
EDIT: While Paul Heyman commentates
Miz/DB could be the GOAT alliance if they run with it.
WHITEBOI said:tweaked't amd stunted't!! suggesting that dragon be put anywhere near the race miz. when we already lost one high quality former ecw champion and worker because of that racist.
This week's Raw was a step back from last week, not that last week was great or anything but this week was more bland than anything else.
Very enjoyable opening segment with Paul-E doing what he does best, talk and Brock playing the bumpkin bully role perfectly. Despite there not being a need for any interference from anyone in the back, I was surprised that 'creative' didn't have AJ skipping down the ramp.
The 6 man tag match had no appeal for me whatsoever. Truth be told, I was mainly flipping through my Vogue September issue/Uploading gifs. I did however catch Truth/Kofi hawking dolls that weren't of them. Where they do that at? So tired of the Lil' Jimmy ish but whatever, hes obviously moving merch so I expect the silliness to continue.
Ryback _________________
So anyways, ADR vs Orton w/ Sheamus doing commentary doesn't really interest me. I happen to find all 3 boring and in desperate need of a revamp.
Sandow vs Clay had potential but BC continued to wiggle and grin, turning what should have been serious into a joke. With the involvement of the kids, I hope he at least has some merchandise on deck.
Shawn's speech about Trips was over-the-top and too drawn out. I know how much they love each other
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and that's fine but what should have been sad, had me close to tears from laughing.
Otunga vs Show, honestly I barely paid attention, we all know how its going to end. Meh.
D-Bry/Miz vs Kane/Z-Ryder was entertaining. Nothing more, nothing less. I also liked how they did acknowledge the back-story of those involved.
Diva's Battle Royal...
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Ziggy vs Jericho, was okay. It's not like we all didn't know how about Jericho leaving. Him getting the better of Ziggy at the end um much like last night's results it didn't really make any sense but okie-doke. Jericho is gone and hopefully his next return (*sigh*) will go better than this one.
The Punk vs Cena face off was interesting. Even though some of what Punk said can be up for debate, I actually found myself slightly enjoying what he was saying. Things went downhill however once Cena started yapping about absolutely nothing. He as usual tries to throw in a dig and that's cute and all but for the most part his mic skills aren't really impressive. The pandering is disgusting and the fact that he shouts about respect, considering his recent situation is laughable. I do not need to see Punk vs Cena again, I didn't want to see it last night at SS but whatever.
Punk picking on King has its moments of hilarity but come on, unless you are going to go all out leave King's old ass alone. There really isn't a purpose behind him beating King, its not like John came rushing back down to save him. I get it though, much like the Trips delusion, 'creative' is thinking that King is as loved as JR.
Overall D
This week's Raw was a step back from last week, not that last week was great or anything but this week was more bland than anything else.
Very enjoyable opening segment with Paul-E doing what he does best, talk and Brock playing the bumpkin bully role perfectly. Despite there not being a need for any interference from anyone in the back, I was surprised that 'creative' didn't have AJ skipping down the ramp.
The 6 man tag match had no appeal for me whatsoever. Truth be told, I was mainly flipping through my Vogue September issue/Uploading gifs. I did however catch Truth/Kofi hawking dolls that weren't of them. Where they do that at? So tired of the Lil' Jimmy ish but whatever, hes obviously moving merch so I expect the silliness to continue.
Ryback _________________
So anyways, ADR vs Orton w/ Sheamus doing commentary doesn't really interest me. I happen to find all 3 boring and in desperate need of a revamp.
Sandow vs Clay had potential but BC continued to wiggle and grin, turning what should have been serious into a joke. With the involvement of the kids, I hope he at least has some merchandise on deck.
Shawn's speech about Trips was over-the-top and too drawn out. I know how much they love each other
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and that's fine but what should have been sad, had me close to tears from laughing.
Otunga vs Show, honestly I barely paid attention, we all know how its going to end. Meh.
D-Bry/Miz vs Kane/Z-Ryder was entertaining. Nothing more, nothing less. I also liked how they did acknowledge the back-story of those involved.
Diva's Battle Royal...
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Ziggy vs Jericho, was okay. It's not like we all didn't know how about Jericho leaving. Him getting the better of Ziggy at the end um much like last night's results it didn't really make any sense but okie-doke. Jericho is gone and hopefully his next return (*sigh*) will go better than this one.
The Punk vs Cena face off was interesting. Even though some of what Punk said can be up for debate, I actually found myself slightly enjoying what he was saying. Things went downhill however once Cena started yapping about absolutely nothing. He as usual tries to throw in a dig and that's cute and all but for the most part his mic skills aren't really impressive. The pandering is disgusting and the fact that he shouts about respect, considering his recent situation is laughable. I do not need to see Punk vs Cena again, I didn't want to see it last night at SS but whatever.
Punk picking on King has its moments of hilarity but come on, unless you are going to go all out leave King's old ass alone. There really isn't a purpose behind him beating King, its not like John came rushing back down to save him. I get it though, much like the Trips delusion, 'creative' is thinking that King is as loved as JR.
Overall D
Damn thinking about it, that makes it even more fukked up. Punk's trying to bring legitimacy back to the main title, but Cena's like we off that. I'm not deep into Batman, but Punk seems like he's playing the role of Bane, like he's doing it for the people, but they don't understand. It's crazy how much prestige the title lost, at this point, I don't think the 'E care no more. Vince on his, "If it ain't making dollars, it ain't making cents" steeze, but he's been like that for a long time.
Title only means something when Cena has it.
In two weeks, it won't be a weak Fresno crowd that goes against legitimate workers like Jericho for carrying goofballs week in and week out. They'll be back in Chicago and then they'll be FINALLY be back in Montreal the week after. Business is about to PICK up![]()