Random **** that aggravates you....

[Buckeye Fever]

Thought I was the only one.

I look at 'em like "Chill with that massa/slave perception shyt."

shyt happened to me today. I stopped workin and went to the bathroom.

 

[yo moms]

everyone being on their phones when we out or at a party.

like theres people here but you feel the need to be on facebook or twitter

 

[yo moms]

guilty... whenever a cutie is around I make sure I stand my 6'2 frame next to the small fry nikka and use his dome to prop my forearm on to make sure she recognizes my physical dominance.

Me-

SmallFry-

Me-

Cutie-

SF-

Me-

i dont care how tall you are, if you do that to me i will knee you in the balls so hard then proceed to beat the fukk out of you.

 

[JasonSJackson]

People who talk about work shyt on their breaks, lunch time and/or when they are off...........

like got dam nikka....u cant think of anything else to talk about???

 

[Heafcliffe]

shyt happened to me today. I stopped workin and went to the bathroom.

I usually tell them "why don't you sit down; no need for you to stand up/ over me."

everyone being on their phones when we out or at a party.

like theres people here but you feel the need to be on facebook or twitter

This annoys me to no end. You got plenty of scattered ass standin right next to you yet you want to try to make yourself look important texting/ facebooking ya mama.

 

[ALLiKNOWizPAIN]

Y'all are some ol whiny ass fakkits

 

[JasonSJackson]

giving dap to a nikka who drowns hisself in colognes or oils or whatever the phuk the nikka got on.....

this nikka got my hand smelling like this cheap ass smell goods right now.....smh

 

[SHO-NUFF]

been married for 12 years, and I love my wife, but I WANNA KILL HER FOR THIS shyt RIGHT HERE

it's quiet:
you see your S/O watching TV, minding their own business, whatever....
swear to god, they are not the least bit interested in starting a conversation.

you want to tell them something....
the moment just before the first sounds outta your mouth hit their ear, they detect a subtle change in breating pattern, and immediately shoot off some drivel, in a much louder voice than yours, and then continue talking as if you weren't first

also, white people attract to me like moths, every time i hit the book store, ESPECIALLY on the magazine aisles.

it's like they just gotta know what could be so interesting, my black ass would wanna read it

Like i owe ya'll a conversation
fukk ya'll

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

wherever i go OT (out of town) and some one discovers im from out of town they'll always ask

"hey bro, do you know somebody named (fill in the blank)

no bruh, i dont know ONE person named (fill in the blank)

I was in SC and somebody did that once ... and I actually knew the person

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

People who cant walk straight lines .... they be f&cking up the damn sidewalk with their crooked asses

people staring in my cart at the supermarket. I be like damn buy you own food and leave mine alone

Going to the bank at lunch time and theres a long line and one teller... Doesnt the bank people know that lunch time is when most people go to the bank since they close early and on weekends.

 

[Jamal514]

Super cheery overly chatty people at work annoy the fukk outta me. Just shut the fukk OK, not everyone feels like talking all the dammed time.

 

[OPTiMO]

Co workers trying to chit chat wih you when you're on your lunch

 

[mozichrome]

walking behind someone and they going slow as hell

 

[little4209]

When i'm scheduled to get off work at 3:30pm every damn day, but at 3:12pm or 3:22 my boss calls me to do some work...which means i won't be leaving on time

 

[IronFist]

when people ask me a million questions...
chick who play mind games.....
re-runs