If you want to handle it offline we can...
Come on out to NYC, I'll pay your airfare, and cop you a comfy air bnb.
I hit up groupon to get you a decent meal, and grab some AMC tickets so you can catch an IMAX flick while you're in town.
I know the owner of a Belgian beer spot uptown, I'll get you a couple free drinks and a really solid brunch. You dig mussels? They cook up some MEAN mussels, plus classically fried frites. He even has a cask or two tucked away for special occasions, 12-15% ABV, but smooth, brewed by real monks. Topline stuff. You'll be blown away, my breh.
I even have a gym pass for you to the local LA Sportsclub, you can sweat some of the food and alcohol off, maybe we'll hit a little pickup -- i know as a waiters stan you probably can't wait to get some shots off, right? I'll spread the ball around, play help defense for you, and rebound the misses! After that, get a steam, grab a cold juice press, the apple/pineapple/kale is surprisingly tasty! You seriously can NOT taste the kale! I must be the fresh ginger. I'll treat you to one, plus a Kind bar for some clean protein energy.
And then when you're ready and have enjoyed your trip to the big apple -- you can catch this fade real quick, before I roll you into the luggage compartment of a greyhound and send you home.
I'm wide open, breh. PM me on my BlackPlanet account, let's work this out.
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