
Hoegan at a black college would be like a Mad TV skit come to life
Hoegan: "WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING MY NI...BROTHERS, THOSE ACCUSATIONS FROM THE MEDIA DOES NOT REFLECT THE HUCKSTER DUDE! I HAVE BLACK FANS ALL OVER THE HOOD! LIKE MY MAIN MAN THAT CALLED ME WOOD! HE SAID WOOD!, YOU GOT TO CONVINCE THESE DARK HULKAMANICS THAT IT WAS AI JACK! I WASN'T THERE! I WAS TAKING MY VITAMINS AND SAYING MY PRAYERS BROTHERS. THE 24 INCH PYTHONS CRUSH SUCH LIES BECAUSE THE HULKSTER SWANG AND BANG WITH THE BEST OF THEM! INCLUDING JAMAL RIGHT THERE IN THE FRONT DUDE!
SO WHATCHA GONNA DOOOO WHEN HULK HOGAN TRIES TO CONVINCE YOUUUUUUUUUU THAT I'M NOT RACIST BROTHER!
Black college kids: "You didn't reply to Macho man cac"