Racc00n City Police Department gotta be the worst designed building in gaming history

[Mr. Manhattan]

Imagine the nightmare the construction crew has to endure building this bullshyt

Construction manager on the phone: Wait wait wait they want how many statues?
How big?

"A fukking library?"

"Sir may I remind you this is a Police Department not the Mall of Ameri...
uh.. yes sir.. ...oh ur paying how much? ok we'll get to work

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

Talk to me about the temples in Uncharted and Tomb Raider.
: I want rooms that can only be reached by climbing a wall, and jumping to a ledge on the opposite side of the room.
: How about we just make a stairway?
:Excellent idea! I want rooms that can only be reached by climbing a wall, and jumping on to a ledge on the opposite side of the room where there will be a secret button behind a loose brick that will reveal a stairway!

 

[Fatboi1]

Well from what I read the police station used to be an art museum so that explains why there's all these statues and random out of place architecture that doesn't seem fitting for a police station.

 

[Kingshango]

Imagine working in the RPD station and needing to find puzzle pieces all over the building and in the sewers just to get the microwave working during lunch break.

 

[klientel]

Imagine working in the RPD station and needing to find puzzle pieces all over the building and in the sewers just to get the microwave working during lunch break.

get back to your desk and realize you computer is locked....the password is on a note in a vacant factory across town

 

[Yade]

get back to your desk and realize you computer is locked....the password is on a note in a vacant factory across town

Then a jump scare occurs and it’s your boss

 

[The Minister Of Culture]

Imagine working in the RPD station and needing to find puzzle pieces all over the building and in the sewers just to get the microwave working during lunch break.

Actually the reason why shyt is scattered is because Chief Irons intended for everyone in the Rac00n city police department to die in order to tie up loose ends if by chance somone was able to escape and survive the outbreak.Remember dude was on umbrellas payroll and covering up alot of shyt that was going on.Irons purposely misled and divided the RPD officers and spread ammo,items and etc around the building (under the guise of not letting shyt fall into the wrong hands lol).

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Chief: You want your paycheck, it's in this safe...
the code is in a music box somewhere in the dog kennel that has to be opened with a jewel somewhere in the library....
the library key is somewhere in a locker..

I dunno which locker
you shoulda had direct deposit

 

[duckbutta]

They straight up put a lock on Leon desk and make him do a puzzle to open his own desk

Also the one dude who is like "i think I know how to get out the police department"

WHAT Breh been a cop for years and now that he can't just walk out the front door cause of zombies he scribbling in a notebook like "i think if we find these 3 medallions we can open a statue and get out"

Great game but RPD was always to me because of this...

Random square crank laying on a barrel in a room but you need it for some random room on the other side of the RPD...

You got to go through a DOG KENNEL to get to an INTERROGATION ROOM...what

 

[ORDER_66]

The whole place is a literal Death Trap...

 

[LebronsHairline]

This whole topic got me

I still love that game

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Actually the reason why shyt is scattered is because Chief Irons intended for everyone in the Rac00n city police department to die in order to tie up loose ends if by chance somone was able to escape and survive the outbreak.Remember dude was on umbrellas payroll and covering up alot of shyt that was going on.Irons purposely misled and divided the RPD officers and spread ammo,items and etc around the building (under the guise of not letting shyt fall into the wrong hands lol).

he coulda threw the shyt away in the dumpster.. imagine the Chief with a box of items scattering shyt everywhere like a 2 year old

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

Goat thread potential

 

[Animal House]

Well from what I read the police station used to be an art museum so that explains why there's all these statues and random out of place architecture that doesn't seem fitting for a police station.

This.
They actually tell you that in a brochure but I guess you didn’t read that

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

Talk to me about the temples in Uncharted and Tomb Raider.
: I want rooms that can only be reached by climbing a wall, and jumping to a ledge on the opposite side of the room.
: How about we just make a stairway?
:Excellent idea! I want rooms that can only be reached by climbing a wall, and jumping on to a ledge on the opposite side of the room where there will be a secret button behind a loose brick that will reveal a stairway!

The way you worded this means, you are either a funny ass nikka and/or an excellent salesman. Either way, hold this dap n rep and drinks on me if we connect organically.