Dave Chappelle and 12 Other Comedians on Phife Dawg, A Tribe Called Quest's Heart (and Funny Bone)
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THE PITCH
MARCH 25 2016
A Tribe Called Quest's Malik "Phife Dawg" Taylor has drawn no shortage of
tributes since
his death at age 45 earlier this week. Kendrick Lamar, Questlove, Chuck D, and Chance the Rapper were among those weighing in from the rap world. An Atlanta TV news station went so far as to weave Phife Dawg lyrics into its
traffic reports. Given the levity that Phife brought to Tribe, and his impeccable comic timing, it's only fitting that he has also received an outpouring of remembrances from the comedy world as well, with the likes of
Chris Rock,
Marlon Wayans, and
Seth Rogen all paying their respects. "I'll never forget how I felt when Phife came in on 'Buggin' Out,'" went a typical sentiment, from a lengthy
post by "Agent Carter" and "Madtv" comic actor
Matt Braunger.
The late MC's introduction to
that song attracted frequent references from comedians contacted by Pitchfork. Its oft-quoted lines — famously starting with "Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? / The five-foot assassin with the roughneck business" — hint at Phife's distinctively self-deprecating, bluntly spoken, and at times obscurely referential way with not just punchy rhymes, but raw punchlines. And last night at the Hollywood Palladium, Dave Chappelle paid heartfelt homage to Phife and Garry Shandling, the comedy community's most recent loss, Chappelle's publicist confirmed to Pitchfork.
Below, see how Chappelle honored Phife at this no-phones-allowed event, and read what 12 other comedians — ranging from Cedric the Entertainer to Hari Kondabolu — told Pitchfork when asked for their reflections on Phife Dawg.
Dave Chappelle
Ohio-based comedy legend behind "Chappelle's Show" and beyond
"We lost one of the brightest stars in hip-hop," Chappelle announced from the stage last night. "I want to celebrate his life by playing one of his songs." At this point, Chappelle's DJ played "Can I Kick It?"; the crowd threw their hands in the air and a giant photo of Phife looked down from the stage.
Cedric the Entertainer
Los Angeles-based comedian, actor, and director who currently stars on “The Soul Man” and co-starred in
Barbershop and on “The Steve Harvey Show”
"Phife's voice was the knife in A Tribe Called Quest, while Q-Tip's lyrics were often that food of substance. Phife Dawg's words cut through the bullshyt and gave you something you could easily digest. 'Microphone check, one two what is this? / The five-foot assassin with the roughneck business.' Rest in peace, my brother."
Michael Rapaport
Los Angeles-based actor, director, and comedian who helmed the 2011 documentary
Beats, Rhymes & Life: The Travels of a Tribe Called Quest
"He brought so much humor to the music. 'Height of Muggsy Bogues, complexion of a hockey puck' — self-effacing and funny. 'Bust off on your couch, now you've got Seaman's Furniture' is one of the best and funniest lines in hip-hop, from 'Electric Relaxation.' The puns and pop culture references were endless and told through this boyish voice with a genuine New York accent.
"Check this from
Beats, Rhymes & Life:
"'The Funky Diabetic' says it all. He was very honest, also. When he said, 'My aura's positive, I don't promote no junk,' on 'Check the Rhime,' that was real. He was a positive person and a sweet person and very nice guy from a nice family, and you could tell that right away. There was no false advertising with him or anything regarding A Tribe Called Quest — not the norm in hip-hop. 'Believe that if you wanna but I tell you this much/ Riding on the train with no dough, sucks.' That was a
big line. That's honest shyt."
Hari Kondabolu
New York-based comedian whose debut album,
Waiting for 2042, is out on Kill Rock Stars
"I felt Phife Dawg's loss both as a comedian and as someone born and raised in Queens in the 1990s. A Tribe Called Quest was part of the local music of my youth. Even if I didn't know who they were until my teens, I recognized Q-Tip and Phife's voices from my childhood and knew they were talking about our neighborhoods and that their existence meant that Queens existed outside of our sheltered worlds. As a comedian, Phife really solidified the connection hip-hop has with comedy. Phife was doing spoken word with punchlines. That's standup. And he was great at it."
Ron Funches
Los Angeles-based comedian and writer who stars on "Undateable"
"Phife and A Tribe Called Quest taught me that you be yourself and still demand respect. You don't have to pretend to be tough, you don't have to sell drugs or shoot a gun to have a story worth telling. I will always appreciate the five-foot assassin."
Brian Posehn
Los Angeles-based comedian, actor, and musician whose best-known roles include parts on "The Sarah Silverman Program" and "Mission Hill"
"Ugh, the loss of Phife Dawg is huge. The funky diabetic. Been a fan since '
Buddy.' Tribe changed me, my perspective, my musical taste. Phife was the perfect yin to Q-Tip. And the dude was funny. Just listen. His rhymes had punchlines. I love punchlines, and I love Phife."
Deon Cole
Chicago-native comedian whose credits include writing for “Conan” and acting on “Black-ish”
"Phife is the epitome of a real MC. He's one that's no holds barred and he's going to give it to you like it is. He has always been funny. He has affected me in so many ways. To this day, there's a word that I use in my standup set that I got from Phife Dawg, and it's 'moist.' He said it on 'Pad & Pen,' about all these 'moist' MCs, and when he said that, I was just like (
laughs), 'Yo.' When I first heard Phife and A Tribe Called Quest was 'Bonita Applebum,' on
People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm. I love Tip, Tip's voice is nice. Phife was cool to me. He was just a good counterpunch for Q-Tip. But when
Low End Theory came out, I don't know who kicked Phife in his ass, but Phife just went to a whole 'nother level lyrically. It was crazy how he went. And I think that was when I was like, 'Hey, we got a problem, Phife just stepped it up!' He's always been just a true MC, and we don't have no more of those.”
Moshe Kasher
Los Angeles-based comedian, author, and actor
"Here's a funky introduction to how sad I am: Garry Shandling
died yesterday and for comedians it's a rough day. Shandling was a genius, a once-in-a-generation visionary. Comics everywhere are mourning the loss of a legend. But for me, a comedian who was raised on hip-hop, the loss of Phife Dawg is the loss of an even bigger influence. 'Larry Sanders' and 'The Gary Shandling Show' shattered the tired format of sitcoms, but
The Low End Theory shattered hip-hop and then, my mind. Shandling was a comic virtuoso but Malik, the five foot freak, was a lyrical master with jokes to boot — with the uncomplex uttering of 'Microphone check one, two what is this?' he ushered in a new era of radio ready, conscious and most importantly funny, hip-hop.
"Q-Tip was smooth, but Phife Dawg was rough-voiced, and cracked wise. I was never a smooth operator. I was a bumbling fool. And Phife seemed like that, too. He had troubles with ladies, so his song 'Butter' read like a polemic on my own failed teenage love life. His 'Flo' was my Brittanny. He walked me through heartbreak. See, I didn't fukk with comedy when I was a teen. We couldn't afford cable. Sure, Shandling. Shandling was a Jew, a member of my tribe but as a white teen who wished more than anything I was an African-American teen, Tribe was my tribe.
"It wasn't until adulthood and beginning to do comedy myself that I realized what a mastermind Shandling was. But I got Phife's brilliance intrinsically. Because he was like me. In a world of bustling bravado and impenetrable ego, Phife was a self-deprecating egoist. Just like me. Vacillating between being drunk on his own legend and assured of his own unfixable weakness. That's not an MC, that's a comic.
"Today, as a comic and a hip-hop head, it's like two parts of my heart are broken. The outer exoskeleton belongs to my current self — comedian, writer, Shandling-fan adult. The inner sanctum belongs to Phife. To the kid who smoked blunts and listed to
Midnight Marauders… to the guy who taught the mic to be my best friend, to the last time we will ever hear a funky diabetic. Garry and Malik — you will both be missed. The world is a less funny and less funky place."
Ian Karmel
Los Angeles-based comedian
"First of all, I gotta say most rappers are funny. It isn't fukking fair. They drop punchlines into their rhymes and still get to come off looking cool. Eddie Murphy is the only comedian who's ever actually been cool. I think if Vince Staples wanted to become a stand-up comedian, he'd have an HBO special within the next couple years. Rappers are funny. Even Eminem was funny in that late '90s 'South Park' kind of way. Phife was uniquely funny, though. Phife was funny the way a stand-up comedian is funny. Dude was self-deprecating and owned his shortcomings (his height, his diabetes) and skewered that shyt before you could clown him on it, and THEN he peppered in the requisite hip-hop braggadocio. He didn't pretend to be invulnerable and he wasn't schoolyard bully funny the way a lot of rappers are.
"People have been passing around Phife verses since he passed, so I'm gonna try to add something new to the conversation. In the Tribe documentary
Beats, Rhymes & Life, Phife is talking about his diabetes. He's describing his insulin regimen, and he says something like, 'Don't mess with this stuff too hard, or you might bottom out and play yourself.' That's a fukking funny, whimsical way to describe that shyt, and that's him talking about his own eventual death. That's a comedian, man."
Elsa Waithe
New York-based comedian and Cinder Block Comedy Festival co-organizer
"I found
The Low End Theory in a cassette player on an abandoned boat me and my high school friends used to smoke pot in. Anything on cassette was a rare find and even harder to find something to play it on. When I finally did find a cassette player I was so amped that the tape played perfectly. I wasn't new to A Tribe Called Quest but being able to consume their music in such a natural way was everything. Phife Dawg's style grabbed my ears first because I'd already heard so much from Q-Tip. Phife's flow and lyrics always painted vivid pictures in my mind and it always felt so natural like I was listening to a best friend chat about their day. I related to him as a short dark-skinned black person who was comfortable in himself. I learned every line to 'Scenario' and it will be on repeat for the rest of the week.”
Josh Gondelman
New York-based comedian and writer for "Last Week Tonight With John Oliver"
"Phife provided a perfect counterpoint to Q-Tip ('The Abstract') and his canonical smoothness. Where Tip brought gentle confidence and winking allusion to his rhymes, Phife was playfully direct and self-deprecating. He was short (self-described as the five-foot assassin and the five-foot freak), but that wasn't a problem for him. He drank a lot of soda, so they called him Dr. Pepper. That's an A-B connection so direct it's practically A-A. It's the moniker of someone you went to high school with and who has the best stories. And while Tip wanted women to relax themselves and settle down, Phife was up front about his desire to bust off on their couches (so they'd have Seaman's Furniture, of course). He had the MC's gift for rhyme and a comic's knack for getting to the point more quickly and directly than the audience expects."
Affion Crockett
Los Angeles-based comedian, dancer, actor, and hip-hop impressionist
"Phife is a staple in hip-hop. Tribe is easily in my top five rap groups of all time. While Q-Tip is the jazzy, eclectic MC, Phife had the straight-to-the-point, relatable street flow. Too many quotable rhymes to name. My fellow Trini brother will be truly missed."
John Hodgman
New York-based humorist, actor, and author
"His was a very meaningful voice in a group that was very meaningful to me, and I hate that he was so young. It's very sad."