On a completely serious note: These suggestions actually resonate with me. I was kinda thinking about going back to church. When I was drinking it seemed ridiculous to get totally shyt faced Saturday then fall up in church sucking on 4 Altoids. Now - even though I am not what I would call a traditional Christian - Church seems a bit more reasonable... plus I have the impression that there are 161 single ladies that have been sitting on that thang for YEARS waiting for a fine specimen such as myself to invite them to my lair for Bible study.
Tis true I am sort of locked into old patterns becuase of my friends. They have driven me around for years (ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to drink and drive) so I kind of feel obligated to give back now that I can do the driving. I own a 9 foot pool table so the pool thing is a stab at starting a hobby, but damn it was sooo much more fun before. They have leagues at the pool hall so I am toying with the idea of joining one. At least I would have something to do besides stand around all night (on weekend outings).
I am an unheard of internet rapper, graf[x] artist, writer, and mediocre producer but - once again - all that shyt was sooo much better with a couple of brews. I used to buy a half a gal of shytty vodka, lock myself in my apartment, and bang out tracks all weekend. Now, after like 48 minutes, I'm like "Wonder what's on TV".
They got this new shyt called salt baths or something that I'm thinking of trying. Completely legal, but gives you the munchies.