Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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I think it was me, I'll take credit for that, thank you.

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I can’t remember who posted it (apologies) but one of the homies in here posted “never need a woman more than she needs you.” I read that in 2017 and internalized it. It’ll never leave me and it made me much better at navigating these treacherous dating waters.
 

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Smashed the chick i just met who was going to make me wait until next week because she had friends in town for the superbowl.

She invited me over and smashed anyway. The key was she asked me how she could earn one of my company's coffee mugs, and i sent back a text with the nasiest freakiest shyt i could think of. And it worked!

i think what made her agree was i was very bold with it, and when she tried to shyt test me and tell me what she might "let" me do, i shut it down by saying you wont "let' me do anything, this is what i plan on doing.

She couldnt take dikk but the head was A1

She read my tarot and rolled me up a fat blunt too.

sidenote, trojan has a new pack of condoms called Nirvana and theyre the truth since sojourner
 

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I basically just got catfished on a date for the first time :heh:

Use several year old pictures brehettes.

So what was the end result, u gonna still deal with her?

I catfished a female last week, I added 2 inch of height on my online profile. When we met she wasn't happy but she is still in to me looool
 

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Lol what excuse did you use?

The old, "It's 10PM, I had a long day, I've got to work early tomorrow, let's definitely do this again!" excuse :mjpls:


So what was the end result, u gonna still deal with her?

I catfished a female last week, I added 2 inch of height on my online profile. When we met she wasn't happy but she is still in to me looool

No I probably won't, and :heh: at the bolded

You got a second date with her?
 

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The old, "It's 10PM, I had a long day, I've got to work early tomorrow, let's definitely do this again!" excuse :mjpls:




No I probably won't, and :heh: at the bolded

You got a second date with her?

Yup she coming to my place next weekend
, for the whole weekend:shaq:

To be fair, she was already feeling me before we met, we been facetiming 2-3 hrs a day before we met. This time around catfishing worked
 

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Yup she coming to my place next weekend
, for the whole weekend:shaq:

To be fair, she was already feeling me before we met, we been facetiming 2-3 hrs a day before we met. This time around catfishing worked

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Well done breh
 

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These broads getting their attention from clowns dudes who like and comment on all they selfies and "sexy vids", while keeping her p*ssy available to the real nikka :sas1:

Don't give your attention up to these women for free...

And trust it's a chick I fukked before..fukkinf pretty...curly afro..keep the nappy dugout how I like but she halfway cross the country...she deleted me on instagram then added me back months later and liked a couple of my videos of mt playing guitar :mjgrin:

I accepted and I fought the urge to say anything to her. I might like a picture of her dog but I'm not gonna give her validate all her model shoots she be posting.

Don't wanna appear too thirsty..but I am tryna slide in there when I'm close to going back to seattle :steviej:
 

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Me and my girl broke up recently and today her birthday and I want to call her and wish her happy birthday but I know I shouldn't :mjcry:

Even when me and my ex wife split I didn't send her any happy birthdays, damn sure ain't doing it for an ex girlfriend.

If you send her a happy birthday text and she doesn't reply you're gonna feel like shyt. Just leave it alone.
 
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