man I woke up and was like why I post that.
But fukk it. Lemme post some content for the fam.
this is what happened.
I spent like an hour looking for my wallet just to find it on the counter. Then I lost my keys and that took a t least half an hour to find. I was so heated that I decided to go out and grab a drink.
now usually I clean the place up no matter what. But no one ever comes over when I do clean it expecting to get some. The mindset was to grab a few drinks at this specific bar no one goes to because of Covid. (I live by myself and no family is around so I go out sometimes)
I guess when I’m slapped I just become a super confident funny dude. Im talking to this 30 year old and I get her number. I told her if she goes out again this week I want to as well. Out of nowhere some younger chick is talking to me then we get to hitting it off.
the younger chick tells me she has a man. Now By this time I’m drunk af so i try to do a little of self-control for myself because sober me would obviously stop the convo. Drunk me said fukk it we’re only chatting at the bar and nothing will come of it. (She’s with female friends by the way)
I’m socializing with them and out of nowhere she gives me her phone. Of course she wants straw hat to add her on snap. I do. Obviously I see the signs and my drunk ass is ready to make bad decisions. I amp up the confidence and we talk.
I’m so smacked she offers to take me home. We get there she’s like I want to come in and check the place out.
inside my emotions are like time to sin.
We walk in and my confidence disappeared
I forgot my place was a mess
Entire living room tore apart because I tried looking for my wallet and keys.
She’s like it’s okay I want to check your room.
she just walks in and I’m like damn draws books and socks all over the bed and floor.
We go back in the living room and she turns on the play station 4 and goes directly to HBO Max. I’ve been watching courage the cowardly dog and Dexter lab she’s like really?
I try to make a move and she’s reminds me that she has a boyfriend. I ask for a kiss then and I get a couple of them. But now that I’m sober I think my breath was fukking funkyyyy
I try a few more times and she’s like yeah I gotta go. I work super early.
She snaps me once she’s home talking about I’m an aggressive kisser. I’m pretty sure I kept asking her the same questions over and over because she kept saying “I already told you” . Don’t even remember the convo after tbh. I stopped talking to her because my drunk ass could think coherently again.
I wake up happy that I didn’t smash. Kind of embarrassed I couldn’t control myself in that lust.
I go to the bathroom and I look at my toilet
Spots all on the toilet walls.
So pissed man
Place was a fukking mess
LMAO come on man .