Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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man I woke up and was like why I post that.
But fukk it. Lemme post some content for the fam.

this is what happened.

I spent like an hour looking for my wallet just to find it on the counter. Then I lost my keys and that took a t least half an hour to find. I was so heated that I decided to go out and grab a drink.

now usually I clean the place up no matter what. But no one ever comes over when I do clean it expecting to get some. The mindset was to grab a few drinks at this specific bar no one goes to because of Covid. (I live by myself and no family is around so I go out sometimes)


I guess when I’m slapped I just become a super confident funny dude. Im talking to this 30 year old and I get her number. I told her if she goes out again this week I want to as well. Out of nowhere some younger chick is talking to me then we get to hitting it off.

the younger chick tells me she has a man. Now By this time I’m drunk af so i try to do a little of self-control for myself because sober me would obviously stop the convo. Drunk me said fukk it we’re only chatting at the bar and nothing will come of it. (She’s with female friends by the way)

I’m socializing with them and out of nowhere she gives me her phone. Of course she wants straw hat to add her on snap. I do. Obviously I see the signs and my drunk ass is ready to make bad decisions. I amp up the confidence and we talk.

I’m so smacked she offers to take me home. We get there she’s like I want to come in and check the place out.

inside my emotions are like :shaq: time to sin.


We walk in and my confidence disappeared

:ohhh::mjlol: I forgot my place was a mess


Entire living room tore apart because I tried looking for my wallet and keys.

She’s like it’s okay I want to check your room.

she just walks in and I’m like :stopitslime: damn draws books and socks all over the bed and floor.

We go back in the living room and she turns on the play station 4 and goes directly to HBO Max. I’ve been watching courage the cowardly dog and Dexter lab :russ::russ::russ::russ::russ: she’s like really?

I try to make a move and she’s reminds me that she has a boyfriend. I ask for a kiss then and I get a couple of them. But now that I’m sober I think my breath was fukking funkyyyy :russ::russ::russ:


I try a few more times and she’s like yeah I gotta go. I work super early.

She snaps me once she’s home talking about I’m an aggressive kisser. I’m pretty sure I kept asking her the same questions over and over because she kept saying “I already told you” . Don’t even remember the convo after tbh. I stopped talking to her because my drunk ass could think coherently again.

I wake up happy that I didn’t smash. Kind of embarrassed I couldn’t control myself in that lust.


I go to the bathroom and I look at my toilet

:hhh::hhh::hhh::hhh:


Spots all on the toilet walls.


So pissed man :francis::hhh:


Place was a fukking mess

LMAO come on man :mjlol:.
 

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Went on a date with a sexy ass Korean milf this past Tuesday.

Why cant all dates be like this? Just easy, relaxed and no pretensions or aggro?

Saw her profile late last thursday. Now usually I dont superlike any women, but her pictures and profile text really caught my eye so I did. She matched with me about 2 mins later. And we had a late night back and forth for 20 mins. She's an artist and art dealer.

She suggested that we should grab a drink soon. Asked for her number and messaged her on whatsapp the next day. We settled on a day that worked for both of us.

Finally met up with her for a drink. Sparked it off from the start, easy conversation, was getting very touchy feely halfway through the date. Her body is crazy. Korean women generally like to keep themselves looking good facially and their bodies in shape.

Talked about what she's seeking, just someone cool to hang with. Shes not looking for marriage as she's been there, done that. She's got two kids but they're both back off to uni soon.

Bars here stop serving alcohol at 10. So the waiter dropped off the bill at our table. She didn't even hesitate and paid for it all. Said I can get the next one. I like that energy. I dont mind paying for a date as long as the woman is able to match that and doesn't have some expectation that I'm paying for everything.

Anyway walked her home. And we made out outside her house. Didn't feel the need to push on going inside yet.

As per usual, didn't message her. And an hour later got a message from her saying she had a really fun evening and we should do it again.

Have arranged something for next week. This is the first real exciting date in a while.
 

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nikkahs gotta be willing to ax these bytches that wanna bullshyt with your time.. If the end game isn't linking up or breaking bread then its useless...Men gotta cut through the bullshyt.. None of that "Hey how is your day? Hows your job going?' bullshyt.

You hit her with the "Hey how you doin?"
She goes "Im good and about you?'
You: I'm good.. Lets meet up at the lake to go feed some geese Saturday at 3 PM. You down?

Now here is vital... She either gonna bullshyt you or say yes and confirm... If she goes "Well I cant do Saturday but I can do Sunday" Thats fine too. But if she takes all day to respond or not even directly answering the question... Cut her off.

I agree with everything said here. The caveat however is that because of Covid, a lot of women aren’t as quick to meet anymore, especially in my area as I’m in Bavaria,Germany as it’s pretty bad down here. So I have to exercise patience and understanding and communicate a lot more than I used to.
 

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Guide to dating/smashing during COVID;

Goes without saying, but I'll include it, apps are you friend. Messenger, Tindr, PoF, etc, its all on the the table again/more so. I have several plates lined up due to PoF alone.

-Coffee dates/Dollar pizza. I'm in NYC so I don't struggle with finding cheap food. FOR ME. Don't buy anything for her. If you're going hunting, you bring your own supplies. The beauty of the rona however, is that the romance of outside dating is ten fold. Half of these broads barely went out anywhere, now the park looks like Disneyland. You know how many times I've heard "we have the city to ourselves"...smh goddamn its never been easier to impress a dame.

-Girls are thirsty now. Now they'll listen, and now they'll take you more seriously, especially if you show them some spots around your area.

-Unfortunately, be prepared for some phone convo....which for me is easy, but many will struggle. Many simply aren't quick to meet up, throw on some humor/charm over the phone though? And you're in. I have this tiny/thick chick with a car who's down to pick me up when she's off work....so I got very lucky there. She drinks like a fish too, and provides the liquor, probably gonna plate her for a bit.

-You can move at any speed you want. She's got nothing to do. So if she's ignoring your texts, the bytch ain't busy, she's just not interested. Moving onto another, has never been easier....or obvious.
 

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I know we ain't supposed to fukk with women from work, but I seen her buss it challenge :whoo:

There's no way I can't. :yeshrug:


Ain't said more than "good morning" to her cause we in different parts of the building and it's no reason to be over there. She knows I'm interested though.


How do I approach?:jbhmm:

Never shyt where you eat. This is the first and last rule in game....yes, she might be hot, and a freak, but its not worth it....unless she plans on leaving or is a temp. I've done it before, but the scenario was damn near perfect, and she behaved appropriately. Even then I had a backup plan to sink her (had video tape of her stealing....it was something for me). So unless you have blackmail (essentially) it's not worth it.
 

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The hotel room never worked for me when I didn’t have my spot.

The women would complain about feeling “cheap” and like hoes.

Depends on where you're at and the weather. In NYC, I can't fukk outside, too cold, but Central was always a great spot. Chicks find it romantic, the views, coffee, and a blowjob if nothing else.

As for hotels, what's worked for me is to use the "I've traveled a lot, and never been to one hotel in my life"...remember, women like the unknown, the nosey cats that they are, but they also want to be the "fixer", work it so that she'll be your "first", blah blah,and she'll come around. Also foreplay goes a long way...I can't tell you how many times, I've gotten a blowjob both in a car, and outside, just for kissing and fingering a broad for a few minutes. If she's horny, she'll fukk wherever.
 

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nikkahs gotta be willing to ax these bytches that wanna bullshyt with your time.. If the end game isn't linking up or breaking bread then its useless...Men gotta cut through the bullshyt.. None of that "Hey how is your day? Hows your job going?' bullshyt.

You hit her with the "Hey how you doin?"
She goes "Im good and about you?'
You: I'm good.. Lets meet up at the lake to go feed some geese Saturday at 3 PM. You down?

Now here is vital... She either gonna bullshyt you or say yes and confirm... If she goes "Well I cant do Saturday but I can do Sunday" Thats fine too. But if she takes all day to respond or not even directly answering the question... Cut her off.
That’s been my problem sometimes in the past.
Because even if you do get to meet up it’s become an expectation or a norm for you to have regular small talk.

So that one day you don’t hit her up for small talk she gonna feel a way because she’s used to it or you might even feel a way because one days she’s chatty with you then the next day you ain’t heard from her and you’re wondering if somethings changed :ohhh:

I agree though avoid the extensive small talk if you aren’t using it to put plans on motion relatively soon
 

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That’s been my problem sometimes in the past.
Because even if you do get to meet up it’s become an expectation or a norm for you to have regular small talk.

So that one day you don’t hit her up for small talk she gonna feel a way because she’s used to it or you might even feel a way because one days she’s chatty with you then the next day you ain’t heard from her and you’re wondering if somethings changed :ohhh:

I agree though avoid the extensive small talk if you aren’t using it to put plans on motion relatively soon

You have to know that her happiness comes from your own. It trickles down. Also being consistently, inconsistent, gets them going. Women love to try and solve all problems but math, being the nosey cats that they are, your goal is to keep them guessing. Everyone loves a wild card. More importantly, small talk is always trumped with Memes and gifs, just gotta know when to be clever. Honestly the tech age has made everything too easy, I ain't complaining though.
 

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I'm assuming nothing sexual has happened?

"What's up mama"

"Daddy has arrived"

"Hey you with the hair/ass/any body part thats pronounced".

All these
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Never shyt where you eat. This is the first and last rule in game....yes, she might be hot, and a freak, but its not worth it....unless she plans on leaving or is a temp. I've done it before, but the scenario was damn near perfect, and she behaved appropriately. Even then I had a backup plan to sink her (had video tape of her stealing....it was something for me). So unless you have blackmail (essentially) it's not worth it.
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You have to be whimsical, and not take yourself so seriously, while also applying sexual innuendo. Women are just as horny as we are, don't be fooled. You also want to not sound like every guy in her DM's. Don't knock it, if you haven't even attempted.
Tried it.

It doesn't work on women that aren't already interested. And I'm willing to bet it kills interest more often than not.

You get compared to Jason Momoa, so you can get away with corny shyt like that.

The rest of us have to be sharp.


Guide to dating/smashing during COVID;
:patrice:

-Girls are thirsty now. Now they'll listen, and now they'll take you more seriously, especially if you show them some spots around your area.
This is true for you. Actually read this thread.

-You can move at any speed you want. She's got nothing to do. So if she's ignoring your texts, the bytch ain't busy, she's just not interested. Moving onto another, has never been easier....or obvious.
This is not true at all. You move based on the vibe of the interaction. Many women will drop you for taking too long or moving too fast.
Especially, if you're dealing with a high quality woman that has options.
 

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Tried it.

[It doesn't work on women that aren't already interested. And I'm willing to bet it kills interest more often than not

That was the point...you already have to have some kind of rapport. Though again, just because you failed at it, doesn't mean everyone else will. YMMV obviously. Though the major point - Stand out, always holds true.

You get compared to Jason Momoa, so you can get away with corny shyt like that.

The rest of us have to be sharp.

Its rona season, you don't have to be that "sharp", there's no sense in being verbose if all you're looking for is a quick fukk. Even then, dikk and fart jokes have had men and women laughing for ages. Here's what doesn't work - high brow humor or searching for the perfect sentence, only to have it faded away by horrible texts back and forth.



This is not true at all. You move based on the vibe of the interaction. Many women will drop you for taking too long or moving too fast.
Especially, if you're dealing with a high quality woman that has options.

I think you missed the overarching point....with the state of everything, there is no true loss. You can move however you want, because there's some other thirsty girl around the bend. Whether you're attractive or not. A lot of the time I see remarkably ugly men with hot girls. Its really not that hard, game has existed for decades, "make her laugh and she'll do anything" and "time + proximity = love" have been the E=MC² of their time.
 
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