Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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some girl on twitter slide in my dms:ohhh::ohhh::mjlol::mjlol:
at first i was like nah she probaby thsoe forex people or whatever:mjlol::mjlol: but nah she wanted to follow me on gram and we end up facetiming each other days later:ehh::ehh::ehh:..so far so good....
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she lives in fukking london
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Send her my way
 

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We are going into full lockdown on wednesdsy going to be interesting to see what happens on hinge
 

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So I got this one chick interested in smashing off of this dating app but, turns out she doesn't have a ride and lives about 30 miles out of town. Said that she couldn't have me at her crib and that I would have to come pick her up and everything. I broke down that that would be like a 120 miles or so on my gas tank and then she got all dismissive and changed your mind.:russ:

No way in hell I'm doing that for some ass.

Any of y'all ever dealt with this situation like that?

:hhh:
 

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So I got this one chick interested in smashing off of this dating app but, turns out she doesn't have a ride and lives about 30 miles out of town. Said that she couldn't have me at her crib and that I would have to come pick her up and everything. I broke down that that would be like a 120 miles or so on my gas tank and then she got all dismissive and changed your mind.:russ:

No way in hell I'm doing that for some ass.

Any of y'all ever dealt with this situation like that?

:hhh:

yeah, that's a no from me. And you would be kicking yourself if she changed her mind whilst you were on the way or the sex was bad.

I have a 20 mile limit anything outside of that is too far for a chick I haven't met yet.
 

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Put me on to single mothers, talking to one right now. She’s 32, I’m 28 has two boys don’t know the ages but she had her first when she was 20, I’m not looking to be a step dad or anything long term with her. She’s pretty dope so far
 

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So I got this one chick interested in smashing off of this dating app but, turns out she doesn't have a ride and lives about 30 miles out of town. Said that she couldn't have me at her crib and that I would have to come pick her up and everything. I broke down that that would be like a 120 miles or so on my gas tank and then she got all dismissive and changed your mind.:russ:

No way in hell I'm doing that for some ass.

Any of y'all ever dealt with this situation like that?

:hhh:

Yeah :beli: I've been talking to a flight attendant for a few months but she lives near SFO Airport (I'm in Sacramento)

Second time seeing her a few weeks ago I thought she wanted to grab a bottle of wine and chill at her place . I didn’t expect for her to want to go all the way back to my place instead :gucci: Granted I spent the weekend with her and smashed a few times along with some wake and bakes :jawalrus: It still caught me off guard .

Telling me her car is in LA (she's from there) . It's been feeling like she's hiding something from me yet we're just chilling:patrice:

Like I'm going to open up a can of worms if I consider getting serious .
 

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So last Wednesday I pulled this girl from a college bar I talked to the other Wednesday but she was drunk that time. This time she was sober so we went back to her dorm. I finger her and she told me she gotta go to the bathroom and I’m thinking she gonna squirt but instead she had her period on my hand. I felt embarrassed. :mjcry:
 

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So last Wednesday I pulled this girl from a college bar I talked to the other Wednesday but she was drunk that time. This time she was sober so we went back to her dorm. I finger her and she told me she gotta go to the bathroom and I’m thinking she gonna squirt but instead she had her period on my hand. I felt embarrassed. :mjcry:
She's probably way more embarrassed breh
 
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