Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Lord Scarf said:
Was Spose to meet up with a girl today. Called to confirm no answer text no answer.

Just deleted her number :ehh:
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Nothing better than clearing your phone of deadwood numbers. Cleared a few last week.

One of the chicks I deleted must have noticed quickly she could no longer see my whatsapp profile pic, as I noticed two days later she had unfollowed me on IG. Haven't spoken to this chick since December when she tried to friendzone me. And I didn't reply to her last message. I know that shyt burned as despite all that she would still regularly peep my IG stories but would never actually attempt to message me.

She must have thought I was going to message her first and simp.
 
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VertigoKnight said:
Nothing better than clearing your phone of deadwood numbers. Cleared a few last week.

One of the chicks I deleted must have noticed quickly she could no longer see my whatsapp profile pic, as I noticed two days later she had unfollowed me on IG. Haven't spoken to this chick since December when she tried to friendzone me. And I didn't reply to her last message. I know that shyt burned as despite all that she would still regularly peep my IG stories but would never actually attempt to message me.

She must have thought I was going to message her first and simp.
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Sorry to break it to you but it didnt burn her at all. Dont let coli gas you and have you moving delusional out here
 
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Conversing with this chick on FB that I went to HS with. Real real real cool convo, I wasn't tryna holla and she had a dude and wasn't going for it anyway.

Then she comes out and says I was fukking with her friend...so I knew I wasn't gonna shoot so I always kept the conversation cordial.

Then her and her BF broke up...next thing I know she's at the crib and Im beatin her back in. We started fukking around last week. Beat it Monday this week and she came over last night. I told her I was tired and she was like she was still good from Monday (:cool:) but wanted to chill.

I already cooked, she didn't eat. I poured me a drink, she asked for one- I told her to help herself (she didn't like that). We're Netflixin', Chillin for a couple hours and she saw the print in the sweats (my go to) so I told her "talk on the mic".....she get to going ham on my shyt for a good 3 minutes or so and she stops like, "I'm horny...I want it"....I say, "man I think we used the last of the rubbers last night"...tore my apartment up lookin' for some then was like, "fukk it, im going down to 7/11" ...made her a drink and dipped out.

I come back, lay down, not pressing the issue. Rubbers on deck but I see her laying down so I'm like, "you're tired?"....she was like "yeah, I'm probably gonna leave soon"....she had barely taken a drink....at this point I know somethin' is off and don't care to ask. I said if you not gonna finish that let me get it...she handed it to me and I poured it into my glass and pulled out my laptop.

She gets up and put on her shoes and I walk her out...when we get to the parking garage she turns for a hug, I hug her and say, "Take Care" cause I JUUUUUUUUST cut this bih off. Got me fukked up and ion know what's going on.

Ion have time for shyt like that but I loved fukkin...ass and titties for dayyyyys...she stepped on my scale and she was 196. Fine af too...ima miss that bih

edit: but I did get 2 missed calls while we were chillin from this chick I met when I got wings like 2 months back- first nighted her then later found out she was a stripper. We had a two week rendezvous where she was blowing money on me and lettin' me push the Benz but she'll be on the phone referring to me as "her nikka" so I had to let her go too.
 
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BigE214 said:
Conversing with this chick on FB that I went to HS with. Real real real cool convo, I wasn't tryna holla and she had a dude and wasn't going for it anyway.

Then she comes out and says I was fukking with her friend...so I knew I wasn't gonna shoot so I always kept the conversation cordial.

Then her and her BF broke up...next thing I know she's at the crib and Im beatin her back in. We started fukking around last week. Beat it Monday this week and she came over last night. I told her I was tired and she was like she was still good from Monday (:cool:) but wanted to chill.

I already cooked, she didn't eat. I poured me a drink, she asked for one- I told her to help herself (she didn't like that). We're Netflixin', Chillin for a couple hours and she saw the print in the sweats (my go to) so I told her "talk on the mic".....she get to going ham on my shyt for a good 3 minutes or so and she stops like, "I'm horny...I want it"....I say, "man I think we used the last of the rubbers last night"...tore my apartment up lookin' for some then was like, "fukk it, im going down to 7/11" ...made her a drink and dipped out.

I come back, lay down, not pressing the issue. Rubbers on deck but I see her laying down so I'm like, "you're tired?"....she was like "yeah, I'm probably gonna leave soon"....she had barely taken a drink....at this point I know somethin' is off and don't care to ask. I said if you not gonna finish that let me get it...she handed it to me and I poured it into my glass and pulled out my laptop.

She gets up and put on her shoes and I walk her out...when we get to the parking garage she turns for a hug, I hug her and say, "Take Care" cause I JUUUUUUUUST cut this bih off. Got me fukked up and ion know what's going on.

Ion have time for shyt like that but I loved fukkin...ass and titties for dayyyyys...she stepped on my scale and she was 196. Fine af too...ima miss that bih

edit: but I did get 2 missed calls while we were chillin from this chick I met when I got wings like 2 months back- first nighted her then later found out she was a stripper. We had a two week rendezvous where she was blowing money on me and lettin' me push the Benz but she'll be on the phone referring to me as "her nikka" so I had to let her go too.

Im tryna slow down in the pandemic but I'm really considering flying out a chick from IG cause the flight $63
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What the fukk do you think was wrong with ol girl?

Also - 196??? How tall???:patrice:
 
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Lord Scarf said:
I don’t know why females always tell me they’ve been raped :dahell:
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The reality is a ton of women have, even if it dates back to their childhood. If they're opening up to you about it, it's likely cause you come off as genuine and they feel some kinda rapport with you that allows them to be that open. I remember dating seriously and i encountered that like 4 times in a row, thinking to myself, "why me Lord" lol
 
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J.E.T.S said:
Lost my man cave before I could make it my man cave due to my girlfriend sister moving in.

I agreed to three months in our basement but I’m already mad uncomfortable and annoyed. :francis:
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