Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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It’s your Ex.

you’re hustling backwards. But it’s clear you may not have many options :yeshrug:

wouldn't matter.
It ain't thirsting cuz I came out and said I wanted to.
One of my exes years ago went and got married and still hit me to go to a room and smash; that don't mean she was thirstin for meat
 

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Some bytch I aint heard from in weeks just hit me up talking bout i should pick her up and "head to a hookah bar". Arab chick, I don't even smoke hookah. Told the chick to get dressed I'm on my way. she got dressed up all fancy. Told her to send me a pic She got her face makeup done up and all. Told her to come downstairs in 20 mins. bytch been texting me for the past 30 mins talking bout "where are you?". I'm home bytch! :mjlol: Girl i've been seeing for a month is on her way over and she bringing some food. These bytches think they can just summon me out the blue like that??? Lets see how long she waits :mjlit:
 

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I thought I was catching feelings for a female friend of mine, turns out I just wanted to fukk
:yeshrug:

What's the difference between catching feelings and just wanting to smash?
 

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I thought I was catching feelings for a female friend of mine, turns out I just wanted to fukk
:yeshrug:

What's the difference between catching feelings and just wanting to smash?
Sometimes you'll feel like you're catching feelings until you smash. Always make smashing the priority. If you still wanna kick it with her after then you got feelings.
 

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I thought I was catching feelings for a female friend of mine, turns out I just wanted to fukk
:yeshrug:

What's the difference between catching feelings and just wanting to smash?

The way I tell is do you slightly cringe when a chick you just fukked is hugging up on you afterwards? How does that post nut clarity have you feeling?
 

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A female I was fw in 2017 told me yesterday she was on crys for 11 months :mjcry:


Damn! A girl I was trying to take my turn on had a baby and dizzam, she looks like hot motherfukking garbage now! She was a lil thick, curvy thing that worked out at the same gym. Back in 2016. She really a hoodrat but I was like lets hang. She came with some I don't kiss shyt and I was like ok cool :comeon: i didn't even argue or say shyt else. Fast forward to about 3 months ago I'm in the gym and I see her roll her tore up ass in there talking about hey how you been? I'm like, who you? :dame: She said I had a baby last year. Her body was looking like a melted candle man. Lumps and shyt everywhere, belly on her legs and t*ts on her belly. I was oh ok. Congrats:sas1:
 
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Some bytch I aint heard from in weeks just hit me up talking bout i should pick her up and "head to a hookah bar". Arab chick, I don't even smoke hookah. Told the chick to get dressed I'm on my way. she got dressed up all fancy. Told her to send me a pic She got her face makeup done up and all. Told her to come downstairs in 20 mins. bytch been texting me for the past 30 mins talking bout "where are you?". I'm home bytch! :mjlol: Girl i've been seeing for a month is on her way over and she bringing some food. These bytches think they can just summon me out the blue like that??? Lets see how long she waits :mjlit:
#HOH

Did you already smash the Arab chick though?
 

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Damn! A girl I was trying to take my turn on had a baby and dizzam, she looks like hot motherfukking garbage now! She was a lil thick, curvy thing that worked out at the same gym. Back in 2016. She really a hoodrat but I was like lets hang. She came with some I don't kiss shyt and I was like ok cool :comeon: i didn't even argue or say shyt else. Fast forward to about 3 months ago I'm in the gym and I see her roll her tore up ass in there talking about hey how you been? I'm like, who you? :dame: She like I had a baby last year. Her body was looking like a melted candle man. Lumps and shyt everywhere, belly on her legs and t*ts on her belly. I was oh ok. Congrats:sas1:

Ask her where the baby daddy at?:skip:
 

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Some bytch I aint heard from in weeks just hit me up talking bout i should pick her up and "head to a hookah bar". Arab chick, I don't even smoke hookah. Told the chick to get dressed I'm on my way. she got dressed up all fancy. Told her to send me a pic She got her face makeup done up and all. Told her to come downstairs in 20 mins. bytch been texting me for the past 30 mins talking bout "where are you?". I'm home bytch! :mjlol: Girl i've been seeing for a month is on her way over and she bringing some food. These bytches think they can just summon me out the blue like that??? Lets see how long she waits :mjlit:


I fell out!:russ: Mf said Summon! LMAO!!!!:lolbron: Like you a genie or spell or demon or something lol, like I ain't got nobody else so I'll summon his ass cause I know he thirsty! I bet her face fell on the floor when you bushed her LOL:mjlol: This big tit girl I went out with tried some shyt like that too, dude, I can be petty too lol. She told me I'm so and so (across town) I said oh yeah? Send the address! Two hours later she asked where I was I said I'm at the same bar I was at, having drinks :pachaha: MF never texted me again:salute:
 

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I fell out!:russ: Mf said Summon! LMAO!!!!:lolbron: Like you a genie or spell or demon or something lol, like I ain't got nobody else so I'll summon his ass cause I know he thirsty! I bet her face fell on the floor when you bushed her LOL:mjlol: This big tit girl I went out with tried some shyt like that too, dude, I can be petty too lol. She told me I'm so and so (across town) I said oh yeah? Send the address! Two hours later she asked where I was I said I'm at the same bar I was at, having drinks :pachaha: MF never texted me again:salute:
Breh these hoes crazy with the manipulation and entitlement. She gone learn tho. The bytch I stood up hit me up crying in my voicemail.:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:and the bytch just posted an IG post crying her mascara off and captioned it "MEN ARE TRASH!" with some R&B playing in the background. I almost "liked" the shyt. nikkas in the comments asking her whats wrong and getting ignored. :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
 

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Breh these hoes crazy with the manipulation and entitlement. She gone learn tho. The bytch I stood up hit me up crying in my voicemail.:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:and the bytch just posted an IG post crying her mascara off and captioned it "MEN ARE TRASH!" with some R&B playing in the background. I almost "liked" the shyt. nikkas in the comments asking her whats wrong and getting ignored. :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
:deadmanny:
 

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I was vibing with these cold Spanish chicks gave me mad game :ohhh: It’s been so long hearing some real shyt that’s the first in a long time since these women hoes been letting do whatever the fukk I want.

edit: got one of their numbers, she cute but got an 8yr old she 27. She said she been ducking with some dude for a month, gave me the digits + she initiated it, I cou prolly hit :takedat:
 
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The way I tell is do you slightly cringe when a chick you just fukked is hugging up on you afterwards? How does that post nut clarity have you feeling?
Lmao reminds me of a chick that hit me up outta no where to fukk and after we were done she was hugging me saying she was so happy she hit me up. I’m like

:sadcam:

girl you better not be catching no feelings.
 
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