Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

John Reena

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Man, I don’t subscribe to having platonic homegirls. I know it comes across a sexist, but most platonic female friends are ugly or fat girls. Then on tha other side, a good lookin chick homegirls are 98% ugly or average. Good lookin broads wanna stand out, so they friends are gonna be ugly or fat. Plus females egos not gonna let them hook u up with another good lookin broad.

Now if u got a female cousin, SHE def gonna hook u up and not steer u into sum ugly broad.
 

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Went out to the casino with a breh I jam with(music).

Means well but breh too damn emotional...kinda aloof.

We was cooling..plan was to just get a drink and a bite first and foremost and let everything else just flow with the women.

So anyway a group of 3 jawns sit near us..2 black 1 rican. Anyway after a few mins or so one of the shorties does the

"Hey excuse me...I don't like your hair:usure: "

(I have freeform dreads..but I knew she was fronting anyway..yall know how latina and black chicks be..too much pride so they'd rather tease than give a compliment:pachaha: ).

Me knowing what it was

"Oh thanks..been growing it for like 2 years. ..you don't look too bad yourself:jawalrus:"

Her friend: I picked her dress out:queen:

Breh/Wingman- Nah she said she don't like it....why you don't like it, shyt looks dope:wtb:

Me::why:

Her: What?:usure:

Breh/Wingman: Why you hating on his crown yo?

Shorties friends in the background: These nikkas gay..why you popping shyt?:usure:

Breh/wingman: I'm STILL BETTER THAN YOU:damn:

Shorties:fukk YOU!
Shorties: Ugh lets go:usure:

They walk off

:mjgrin:

Me I ain't pressed because I went out to mainly try to give breh some game as he is younger just turned 21 and I ain't really on the hunt for chicks anyway right now.

But that shyt was embarrassing because it was un manly..

So anyway I talk to him not too mad..moreso embarassment because I know the chances for breh to score in that bar were over that night.

I basically tell him as men we gotta play it cool and that shyt wasn't even a bad roast session. To not engage in petty trolling but breh wasn't hearing it.

"Nah those bytches were fronting...fukk em anyway:childplease:"

I try to be calm and just tell him to be better but breh was talking that
"Nah they were talking shyt:birdman:".


Anyway afterwards we just cruising the boardwalk and I'm trying to tell breh an example of how I did dumb shyt like that when I was younger...

Breh was looking at every broad with a decent ass...turning around and staring type of shyt on some ":mjlit: ".

So anyways he sees some of his boys about to smoke some weed and I use that to make my escape and head home.

Maybe breh will learn as he gets older, and gets humbled.

Dude is on that future/goon type shyt where they think it's HOH 24/7 which I get but that extra emotional shyt just don't sit right with me..mainly for small shyt..it shows immaturity.:mjgrin:
 

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Lmao you said you were gonna do cold approach right?

Do you plan to join any frats or groups?
Yeah breh I’m cold approaching all semester.

And I’m already in rotc, I’m gonna try to find some black student organizations to join maybe some other social awareness shyt I guess. Just gonna try to stay busy
 

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Yeah breh I’m cold approaching all semester.

And I’m already in rotc, I’m gonna try to find some black student organizations to join maybe some other social awareness shyt I guess. Just gonna try to stay busy

Let me know how that goes. You should write about a couple of the approaches you do too. I still ain’t find a way to do it comfortably without cat calling lol.
 

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You really have no clue breh?

  • You have a wing-woman
Woman make terrible wing men. First reason is women know when men are in the friend zone and that turns them off. A woman first thought is "if this guy is so great then why doesn't she wanna fukk him? WOMEN ARE COMPETITIVE AND CATTY she don't want no woman's sloppy seconds!
  • You get to fukk her friends that you meet through her, especially since she will talk about you to them
This only works if women know that you're fukkING that chick(see point 1).
  • Her being around you makes otger women subconsciously attracted to you
This only works if women know that you're fukkING that chick(see point 1).
  • You get to learn more about how women think and function
You get to learn more about how women think and function by not befriending them. Women lie to their female friends. You think she gonna keep it real with a nikka that she knows wanted to smash?
  • You learn how to be more in control around a female. Especially if your female friend is physically a 9 or 10, it becomes normal being around a dime and you won't pedestalize or be nervous around the next dime you meet
This is something you supposed to learn on your own.
  • You learn how to separate sex from the equation so you're less thirsty around a chick
Brush you already thirsty because you Volunteered your friendship after you failed getting the ass. Just say you got one-itis and try to cure it.

My replies are the bolded
 

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Perfect first date is bowling. Ya talking, being competitive flirting, TOUCHING. I know nikkaz prolly like “This nikka trippin” but nah. She already like u since she showed up. Now u got to show her that u a cool, fun dude. Simple!
It is......Unless she just got her nails done lol
 
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