Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[DapMeUp!]

It must be true then because I had an African bytch ask me if I was Jamaican and if I was she wouldn’t talk to me.

Girls that stereotype like this aren't worth your time.
African parents need to stop this bullshyt also, as this is where they draw the "All Jamaicans/Caribbean brehs are bad" from.

 

[Balla]

Girls that stereotype like this aren't worth your time.
African parents need to stop this bullshyt also, as this is where they draw the "All Jamaicans/Caribbean brehs are bad" from.

Yeah that bytch was a literal bird brain, she reminds me of a dumb blonde chick, she’s so Americanized, I was surprised she told me she was African.

She is a bird tho, good riddance to that bytch.

It’s funny because I never knew Africans were really against all blacks like that.

I thought everyone just didn’t like Americans.

Ironically I heard more bad things about Africans than anyone else that’s black.

 

[Jhoon]

Yeah that bytch was a literal bird brain, she reminds me of a dumb blonde chick, she’s so Americanized, I was surprised she told me she was African.

She is a bird tho, good riddance to that bytch.

It’s funny because I never knew Africans were really against all blacks like that.

I thought everyone just didn’t like Americans.

Ironically I heard more bad things about Africans than anyone else that’s black.

If you can’t communicate with your brother you can’t do business with them.

 

[Sinnerman]

HandJob? Breh it's walls or nothing. Just dome is acceptable if I'm feeling generous. How old are you?

I was talking about on the first date

You know what's interesting though? I've only smashed on the first date twice

Usually it takes me about three dates

Third date has to be at her or your place.

If she denies you that then

Unless she changes her mind, she invited me to her place over the weekend last night

So we'll see

 

[phcitywarrior]

I'm Nigerian, but I hear where you're coming from

It seems like a lot of African girls have an easier time dating white dudes then non-African black men

Lowkey, Nigerian and Jamaican men get the rep within their respective communities. I was chopping it up with a Jamaican dude at work last Friday and when this one chick heard I was Nigerian and he was Jamaican she told the office to stay far away from us.

I don't understand the division though. The longer I've stayed in the US, the more I've come to just appreciate black people as a whole simply because of a common history. Whether Brazilian, Kenyan, Nigerian, Jamaican etc. I'm also a generally easy going person.

 

[phcitywarrior]

That’s why I wanted to hear some different views. You’re saying she’s not that interested, others (including my homie) are saying it’s something else.

My normal course of action would be to stop contacting her and move on until she finally hits me up, but I wanna try something different and see if presents different results.

I’m going to at least initiate until the second date. If after that, she’s still on that BS, ima have to bush.

Good idea...set up the next date then after that fall back a bit. Ensure the interest is mutual.

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

There’s nothing you could do. Nothing.

Take the L and move on..

Did you admit you were too aggressive?

Asking a woman how to not come off as aggressive?



Who cares how she takes your aggression..unless you tried to molest the bish

Im back in her good graces and still want to meet

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Im back in her good graces and still want to meet

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

Not really into big chicks... I've smashed some but never dated. My friend is straight-up anti-fat chicks but at the same time, he's a nice guy.
He was talking to this chick on FB. He knew her from his past but hadn't seen her in years. The talking went well so he invited her to come out and drink with us. And of course, she brought a friend.

He's like: She looks sort of big in her photos but I really can't tell if she is or not

me thinking to myself: she a big girl and this shyt bout to be funny.

and of course, they were built like linebackers ..... I'm just staring at him like ... meanwhile, he sitting there eating ice out of his cup tryna not reveal this or this


Like I said tho... my buddy is a nice guy so we still hung out with them.

But now whenever we go out they show up out of nowhere. . . .

I'm like: bro why they always find us?

his response: yeah she's going through a rough moment in her life and I don't wanna hurt her feelings because I feel bad... she's always messaging me even when I don't respond.



so, of course, it happens again on a random Saturday at a bar..... We chilled out with a vibe and they show up when I wasn't expecting them


They're with us all night and now it's closing time (it's like 2 am).

Oh girls friend: you guys can come back to my house... so and so are there and also my dad and so and so... but we can start a bonfire in my backyard... lets go!


me:

my friend: yeah i gotta go home so i don't get a dui

oh girl's friend: but I live 5 mins away

my friend: sorry but i just don't feel like it tonight.


oh girl's friend: YOU fukkING p*ssy QUIT BEING A bytch AND COME ON


then she spent the next 10 mins calling my buddy a p*ssy before we left.


imagine if the tables were turned and guys were trying to force women to go to a place they didn't want to go too.

 

[Jhoon]

For now.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Not really into big chicks... I've smashed some but never dated. My friend is straight-up anti-fat chicks but at the same time, he's a nice guy.
He was talking to this chick on FB. He knew her from his past but hadn't seen her in years. The talking went well so he invited her to come out and drink with us. And of course, she brought a friend.

He's like: She looks sort of big in her photos but I really can't tell if she is or not

me thinking to myself: she a big girl and this shyt bout to be funny.

and of course, they were built like linebackers ..... I'm just staring at him like ... meanwhile, he sitting there eating ice out of his cup tryna not reveal this or this


Like I said tho... my buddy is a nice guy so we still hung out with them.

But now whenever we go out they show up out of nowhere. . . .

I'm like: bro why they always find us?

his response: yeah she's going through a rough moment in her life and I don't wanna hurt her feelings because I feel bad... she's always messaging me even when I don't respond.



so, of course, it happens again on a random Saturday at a bar..... We chilled out with a vibe and they show up when I wasn't expecting them


They're with us all night and now it's closing time (it's like 2 am).

Oh girls friend: you guys can come back to my house... so and so are there and also my dad and so and so... but we can start a bonfire in my backyard... lets go!


me:

my friend: yeah i gotta go home so i don't get a dui

oh girl's friend: but I live 5 mins away

my friend: sorry but i just don't feel like it tonight.


oh girl's friend: YOU fukkING p*ssy QUIT BEING A bytch AND COME ON


then she spent the next 10 mins calling my buddy a p*ssy before we left.


imagine if the tables were turned and guys were trying to force women to go to a place they didn't want to go too.

I like big chicks because I cam be lazy and just smash em missionary and that is all they need

Not linebacker big though...I gotta find them attractive enough to be seen in public with them and they need some shape.

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

I like big chicks because I cam be lazy and just smash em missionary and that is all they need

Not linebacker big though...I gotta find them attractive enough to be seen in public with them and they need some shape.

I smashed big chicks before but I never dated one. I

We wasn't trying to smash these big girls either. . . . those two just show up whenever we are out

it's not like its one of our houses where they have to be invited to come over... so it's sort of hard to tell them they can't enter a bar that we don't own.

wish my friend would be straight up and tell her he's not looking for anything

 

[Jimmy from Linkedin]

Which condoms are yall using? After being in a relationship where we were going raw using condoms is contributing to some really wack performances. I feel like I'm swimming with pool shoes on.

Thanks brehs

So after combing through the archives I ended up purchasing the Kimono MicroThin PLUS AquaLube. I am getting closer to finding the right brand but this worked really well. I'm probably going to sample more brands, I'll continue to quote myself and update everyone. I think im going to stick with the japanese brands for now.

 

[Chris Cool]

Meeting up with a mental health clinician who got her own practice, that i met off blk this weekend.


finna be living that mr kokoschka lifestyle.

 

[phcitywarrior]

This one older lady on the train had the phattest phatty I’ve seen in a minute. She was easily 46 but I still shot my shot