Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Max.]

This stupid asian bytch that added my IG wanted to maybe hang friday

I know i wasnt gona...never heard from her friday...

Today she posts a pic with a cac n fridays date...

bytch has 2 kids n shares apartment lmao

No lie i just wannted head

 

[Max.]

"My kids come first is the biggest lie hoes tell"

 

[Jhoon]

"My kids come first is the biggest lie hoes tell"

Give me the story.

 

[Jhoon]

Nothing but love for my girlfriend

But i was just in a situation flirting for the first time in a while, mostly to try myself. Man I'm rusty.

Messed up the first time, but luckily I got a second chance and said what was on my mind to the girl. It's a good feeling. I think I'd enjoy being a single

Don’t leave your girlfriend for what you think is out here. Don’t! Do! It!

 

[VertigoKnight]

This stupid asian bytch that added my IG wanted to maybe hang friday

I know i wasnt gona...never heard from her friday...

Today she posts a pic with a cac n fridays date...

bytch has 2 kids n shares apartment lmao

No lie i just wannted head

Breh didn't you also have trouble with that crazy Asian chick who was talking about she got raped when she was younger?

Where you meeting these broads?

 

[Wise]

How often do yall cold approach? Any of yall in the high numbers daily like 10-20 approaches?

 

[Clay Puppington]

I think I'm a bad influence on my coupled friends
Sometimes I spit HOH-lite shyt facetiously but I think they've ran with it

How y'all feel about cheating?

 

[Wise]

Other day some shorty I hit every couple months hit me up. Went to pick her up. She's like "confession, I've been seeing a guy for a couple weeks." I'm like "you have a boyfriend?" she's like "no. he just fills a void. watch movies and cuddle, etc". She always calls me a mysterious bad boy and whatever. Says he's clingy. Once he slept over, he left for work and 15 mins later messaged her "good morning" when he just seen her. Don't be fooled by these women who say they like that stuff, they don't


Anyway I proceed to ask her why she won't just fukk him and why me? Says I hit her better.

As she's sucking my dikk, for my amusement I go, "where's Joseph now?" to which she slaps my dikk on her face and goes "who the fukk cares"

Cuddle these women brehs

 

[Wise]

And that goes for physical traits that they're insecure about also

That's why you'll see girls that are like 5'2" who want only tall guys.

Or fat girls who insist on muscular men.

A trick I like to use (GAME!!!) is to look at a woman's shoes. They always start paying attention to me when I do it.

It might have to do with insecurity especially considering that my kicks are always fly.

Elaborate.

You mean as in striking a convo with a stranger commenting on her shoes?

 

[Peter Popoff]

Chick gotta boyfriend, he pays all the Bill's and only visits on the weekends.

1. Shorty shows me naked pics of her.
2. Gives all kinds of signs that she wanna fukk.
3. Flakes and throws a curve ball.

4. Yea, I'm cutting her off like permanently.

 

[Max.]

Breh didn't you also have trouble with that crazy Asian chick who was talking about she got raped when she was younger?

Where you meeting these broads?

Yup one was from okc the other another app

 

[Max.]

Give me the story.

These bytches use that line to slow text/flake etc when in reality they off on dates

 

[Max.]

 

[MikelArteta]

Other day some shorty I hit every couple months hit me up. Went to pick her up. She's like "confession, I've been seeing a guy for a couple weeks." I'm like "you have a boyfriend?" she's like "no. he just fills a void. watch movies and cuddle, etc". She always calls me a mysterious bad boy and whatever. Says he's clingy. Once he slept over, he left for work and 15 mins later messaged her "good morning" when he just seen her. Don't be fooled by these women who say they like that stuff, they don't


Anyway I proceed to ask her why she won't just fukk him and why me? Says I hit her better.

As she's sucking my dikk, for my amusement I go, "where's Joseph now?" to which she slaps my dikk on her face and goes "who the fukk cares"

Cuddle these women brehs

 

[African_brehda]

Chai!

It just kept getting worse

And she had the nerve to talk about wanting to meet my parents, na wa o my braddah o

Almost as bad as the first date I had who told me after the first date that she did some work as an amateur pornstar

The kind of shyt you run to when you have so many first dates, I suppose.