Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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So met.up with that single mom, originally we were spose to meet at 1 but she asked to meet at 530 instead I said sure whatever

So we met at a restaurant, chick was gorgeous :damn: she's from Congo tall has a little French accent :noah:

I order ribs that cost like 32 and she orders a fancy drink and some expensive pasta in my mind I'm like this chick better not thinking I'ma pay for her.

We talked convo was flowing wasn't a bad evening, said she had to go as she only booked her babysitter for four hours I said sure :ehh:

Waitress comes and asks if one bill or seperate before I could open my mouth she says one :dahell:

Waitress comes with the bill and and she takes out her debit card and pays for all of it brehs :dahell:

My 32 dollar full back ribs and 4 dollar coke

What kind of sorcery is this
 

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So met.up with that single mom, originally we were spose to meet at 1 but she asked to meet at 530 instead I said sure whatever

So we met at a restaurant, chick was gorgeous :damn: she's from Congo tall has a little French accent :noah:

I order ribs that cost like 32 and she orders a fancy drink and some expensive pasta in my mind I'm like this chick better not thinking I'ma pay for her.

We talked convo was flowing wasn't a bad evening, said she had to go as she only booked her babysitter for four hours I said sure :ehh:

Waitress comes and asks if one bill or seperate before I could open my mouth she says one :dahell:

Waitress comes with the bill and and she takes out her debit card and pays for all of it brehs :dahell:

My 32 dollar full back ribs and 4 dollar coke

What kind of sorcery is this
:what::pachaha::myman:
 

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Co-worker wants to hangout at a hookah lounge. She stays talking about sexual shyt to me and I already know once she gets a few drinks in her this shyt is gonna turn left :damn:

Anyway what is it with these women that will look at you face to face then their eyes travel down. What is she checking out my shoes? :pachaha: This happened to me twice in two days
 

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Co-worker wants to hangout at a hookah lounge. She stays talking about sexual shyt to me and I already know once she gets a few drinks in her this shyt is gonna turn left :damn:

Anyway what is it with these women that will look at you face to face then their eyes travel down. What is she checking out my shoes? :pachaha: This happened to me twice in two days
Eye contact broken with downward looking is supposed to be* body language suggesting attraction...she thinks she's beneath you. Liken it to an animal lowering its head for the pack leader.

If the eyes break upward it's the opposite.
 

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Lil Latina, was suppose to meet up with drinks at the bar, but instead she let her friends convince her to go to a out of town party:francis: (automatic block)


Don’t these girls realize they just making it harder for future wifey:yeshrug:
 

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Co-worker wants to hangout at a hookah lounge. She stays talking about sexual shyt to me and I already know once she gets a few drinks in her this shyt is gonna turn left :damn:

Anyway what is it with these women that will look at you face to face then their eyes travel down. What is she checking out my shoes? :pachaha: This happened to me twice in two days
If you fukk a co-worker, fukk her more than once (but no more than 4 times) and keep receipts (texts, emails, etc). If you eventually want a relationship, keep your cool and keep fukking her good until she brings it up. If you want to throw her in the bushes without getting in trouble HR, the last 2 out of 4, be a minute man, try to be a little more needy without being creepy and then when you see that she's starting to drift, ask her if she wants to be in a relationship.

Never too easy
 
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