Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Red Maverick II]

learn how to listen without actually listening


ex:

girl: [insert some irrelevant babble]
you: *playing Madden 2012*
girl: [insert more irrelevant sh*t]
you: "that's crazy"
girl: [says a statement that seeks affirmation from you]
you: word?
girl: i know right?
girl: [continues to go on & on about more irrelevant sh*t]
you: [rephrases the last few things she said into a question to make her think IGAF ]
girl: exactly!!!
girl: [talks for the next 20 minutes]



its a skill brehs....

 

[malbaker86]

learn how to listen without actually listening


ex:

girl: [insert some irrelevant babble]
you: *playing Madden 2012*
girl: [insert more irrelevant sh*t]
you: "that's crazy"
girl: [says a statement that seeks affirmation from you]
you: word?
girl: i know right?
girl: [continues to go on & on about more irrelevant sh*t]
you: [rephrases the last few things she said into a question to make her think IGAF ]
girl: exactly!!!
girl: [talks for the next 20 minutes]



its a skill brehs....

I do this with my wife and she'll say "you wasn't paying attention" and i give her the

 

[Bruh Man 5th Flo]

learn how to listen without actually listening


ex:

girl: [insert some irrelevant babble]
you: *playing Madden 2012*
girl: [insert more irrelevant sh*t]
you: "that's crazy"
girl: [says a statement that seeks affirmation from you]
you: word?
girl: i know right?
girl: [continues to go on & on about more irrelevant sh*t]
you: [rephrases the last few things she said into a question to make her think IGAF ]
girl: exactly!!!
girl: [talks for the next 20 minutes]



its a skill brehs....

this happens to me on the constant....Its a tough skill that i learned how to do with my ex........now its easy to do........i be chillin on madden with the headphones on talkin to other players in the party and STILL keeping the live convo with the shorty

 

[Nintendough]

If a woman doesn't have a good relationship with her dad, she will likely be highly combative.

If you think she did something wrong and her story doesn't add up, keep questioning her. Never accept an answer that doesn't add up just because it feels good.

Women that you only want to chill with don't need to meet your people.

Always give her your number first. If she goes out of her way to call(not text), then she is ready to take the game further.

 

[villain]

Always give her your number first. If she goes out of her way to call(not text), then she is ready to take the game further.

this is a killer, i've been doing this since a youngin but nikkas still don't believe in it

i'd say my callback rate is about 85%

i wouldn't use this method on every chick, but it's like this...

for me, it removes some of the nervousness that comes with calling a chick randomly during the week, where she could be having a bad day or somethin or just might be busy and then you gotta call back another time

with this method, you don't worry about shyt. she calls you if she's interested and you just sit back and wait for the call more than likely, if she calls you back, she wants to smash

now, you got this chick callin you for dikk - you done topsy-turvy'd that muthafukka

 

[Son Of God]

"He who loves least controls the relationship. If you want to control the relationship, don't fall in love with her so quickly! Don't toss the ball in their court, control the ball at all times. And you've got to be relentless -- you can't afford to be lazy"


"I see all these dumb guys arguing with their women. I don't argue with them. She can do whatever she wants and so can I. You see, if you argue with them then you're a p*ssy. It's my way or the highway. When you argue, you are telling her that you need her to act in a certain way or see something from your point of view in order for you to be happy. If you love someone set them free."


"I don't fight over p*ssy with other men. If you need her that bad, you can have her. And the fact that you are so desperate for her means that she will eventually get rid of you anyway. If you catch your girlfriend in bed with another guy, why should you be pissed at him? She probably lied to him anyway. But our male egos, which are nothing more than a distorted illusion that we carry around in our heads, makes us angry and makes us want to beat up the guy. If you ever catch your girlfriend or wife in bed with another guy, do yourself a favor and keep your cool. Have the confidence to say, "I hope you two will be happy together" and just walk away. Go to the next girl. While you guys are busy beating each other up, I'll be fukking them."

"Men who are not needy establish strict boundaries because they value their own time and happiness more than receiving the attention from a woman."

"The percentage of women who are Receptive to you will increase proportionally to the quality of your lifestyle, your social status and your looks."

"anybody who’s actually struggling, lemme give you the game from someone who went from 0 to 100 with it. JUST STOP CARING. dont care about the results or how a joke went wrong or how bad you choked. when i told myself ” i gotta bag 5 numbers 2nite no matter what or how bad she looks”, progress was automatic. built the confidence up from the scrub chicks to approaching packs of bad bixxhs in a group and then picking who i wanted. its all a sales pitch like dude said above and when u can pitch it to anyone without hesitation, youre good. if they reject, just get the fck outta there. no need for these creative lines. “oh ok. well nice meeting you.” and then ghost. keep it pimpin"

“Tell the beautiful girls they’re smart and tell the smart girls that they’re beautiful.”

 

[Son Of God]

The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon

I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first

Women want to feel like they have to overcome obstacles to win a man’s heart. They crave the challenge of capturing the interest of a man who has other women competing for his attention, and eventually prevailing over his grudging reluctance to award his committed exclusivity. The man who gives his emotional world away too easily robs women of the satisfaction of earning his love. Though you may be in love with her, don’t say it before she has said it. Show compassionate restraint for her need to struggle toward yin fulfillment. Inspire her to take the leap for you, and she’ll return the favor a thousandfold.

II. Make her jealous

Flirt with other women in front of her. Do not dissuade other women from flirting with you. Women will never admit this but jealousy excites them. The thought of you turning on another woman will arouse her sexually. No girl wants a man that no other woman wants. The partner who harnesses the gale storm of jealousy controls the direction of the relationship.

III. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority

Forget all those romantic cliches of the leading man proclaiming his undying love for the woman who completes him. Despite whatever protestations to the contrary, women do not want to be “The One” or the center of a man’s existence. They in fact want to subordinate themselves to a worthy man’s life purpose, to help him achieve that purpose with their feminine support, and to follow the path he lays out. You must respect a woman’s integrity and not lie to her that she is “your everything”. She is not your everything, and if she is, she will soon not be anymore.

IV. Don’t play by her rules

If you allow a woman to make the rules she will resent you with a seething contempt even a rapist cannot inspire. The strongest woman and the most strident feminist wants to be led by, and to submit to, a more powerful man. Polarity is the core of a healthy loving relationship. She does not want the prerogative to walk all over you with her capricious demands and mercurial moods. Her emotions are a hurricane, her soul a saboteur. Think of yourself as a bulwark against her tempest. When she grasps for a pillar to steady herself against the whipping winds or yearns for an authority figure to foil her worst instincts, it is you who has to be there… strong, solid, unshakeable and immovable.

V. Adhere to the golden ratio

Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants.

VI. Keep her guessing

True to their inscrutable natures, women ask questions they don’t really want direct answers to. Woe be the man who plays it straight — his fate is the suffering of the beta. Evade, tease, obfuscate. She thrives when she has to imagine what you’re thinking about her, and withers when she knows exactly how you feel. A woman may want financial and family security, but she does not want passion security. In the same manner, when she has displeased you, punish swiftly, but when she has done you right, reward slowly. Reward her good behavior intermittently and unpredictably and she will never tire of working hard to please you.

VII. Always keep two in the kitty

Never allow yourself to be a “kept man”. A man with options is a man without need. It builds confidence and encourages boldness with women if there is another woman, a safety net, to catch you in case you slip and risk a breakup, divorce, or a lost prospect, leading to loneliness and a grinding dry spell. A woman knows once she has slept with a man she has abdicated a measure of her power; when she has fallen in love with him she has surrendered nearly all of it. But love is ephemeral and with time she may rediscover her power and threaten to leave you. It is her final trump card. Withdrawing all her love and all her body in an instant will rend your soul if you are faced with contemplating the empty abyss alone. Knowing there is another you can turn to for affection will fortify your will and satisfy your manhood.

VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary

Do not say you’re sorry for every wrong thing you do. It is a posture of submission that no man should reflexively adopt, no matter how alpha he is. Apologizing increases the demand for more apologies. She will come to expect your contrition, like a cat expects its meal at a set time each day. And then your value will lower in her eyes. Instead, if you have done something wrong, you should acknowledge your guilt in a glancing way without resorting to the actual words “I’m sorry.” Pull the Bill Clinton maneuver and say “Mistakes were made” or tell her you “feel bad” about what you did. You are granted two freebie “I’m sorry”s for the life of your relationship; use them wisely.

IX. Connect with her emotions

Set yourself apart from other men and connect with a woman’s emotional landscape. Her mind is an alien world that requires deft navigation to reach your rendevous. Frolic in the surf of emotions rather than the arid desert of logic. Be playful. Employ all your senses. Describe in lush detail scenarios to set her heart afire. Give your feelings freedom to roam. ROAM. Yes, that is a good word. You’re not on a linear path with her. You are ROAMING all over, taking her on an adventure. In this world, there is no need to finish thoughts or draw conclusions. There is only need to EXPERIENCE. You’re grabbing her hand and running with her down an infinite, labyrinthine alleyway with no end, laughing and letting your fingers glide on the cobblestone walls along the way.

 

[Son Of God]

X. Ignore her beauty

The man who trains his mind to subdue the reward centers of his brain when reflecting upon a beautiful female face will magically transform his interactions with women. His apprehension and self-consciousness will melt away, paving the path for more honest and self-possessed interactions with the objects of his desire. This is one reason why the greatest lotharios drown in more love than they can handle — through positive experiences with so many beautiful women they lose their awe of beauty and, in turn, their powerlessness under its spell. It will help you acquire the right frame of mind to stop using the words hot, cute, gorgeous, or beautiful to describe girls who turn you on. Instead, say to yourself “she’s interesting” or “she might be worth getting to know”. Never compliment a girl on her looks, especially not a girl you aren’t fukking. Turn off that part of your brain that wants to put them on pedestals. Further advanced training to reach this state of unawed Zen transcendence is to sleep with many MANY attractive women (try to avoid sleeping with a lot of ugly women if you don’t want to regress). Soon, a Jedi lover you will be.

XI. Be irrationally self-confident

No matter what your station in life, stride through the world without apology or excuse. It does not matter if objectively you are not the best man a woman can get; what matters is that you think and act like you are. Women have a dog’s instinct for uncovering weakness in men; don’t make it easy for them. Self-confidence, warranted or not, triggers submissive emotional responses in women. Irrational self-confidence will get you more p*ssy than rational defeatism.

XII. Maximize your strengths, minimize your weaknesses

In the betterment of ourselves as men we attract women into our orbit. To accomplish this gravitational pull as painlessly and efficiently as possible, you must identify your natural talents and shortcomings and parcel your efforts accordingly. If you are a gifted jokester, don’t waste time and energy trying to raise your status in philosophical debate. If you write well but dance poorly, don’t kill yourself trying to expand your manly influence on the dancefloor. Your goal should be to attract women effortlessly, so play to your strengths no matter what they are; there is a groupie for every male endeavor. Except World of Warcraft.

XIII. Err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little

Touching a woman inappropriately on the first date will get you further with her than not touching her at all. Don’t let a woman’s faux indignation at your boldness sway you; they secretly love it when a man aggressively pursues what he wants and makes his sexual intentions known. You don’t have to be an a$$hole, but if you have no choice, being an inconsiderate a$$hole beats being a polite beta, every time.

XIV. fukk her good

fukk her like it’s your last fukk. And hers. fukk her so good, so hard, so wantonly, so profligately that she is left a quivering, sparking mass of shaking flesh and sex fluids. Drain her of everything, then drain her some more. Kiss her all over, make love to her all night, and hold her close in the morning. Own her body, own her gratitude, own her love. If you don’t know how, learn to give her squirting orgasms.

XV. Maintain your state control

You are an oak tree. You will not be manipulated by crying, yelling, lying, head games, sexual withdrawal, jealousy ploys, pity plays, shyt tests, hot/cold/hot/cold, disappearing acts, or guilt trips. She will rain and thunder all around you and you will shelter her until her storm passes. She will not drag you into her chaos or uproot you. When you have mastery over yourself, you will have mastery over her.

XVI. Never be afraid to lose her

You must not fear. Fear is the love-killer. Fear is the ego-triumph that brings abject loneliness. You will face your fear. You will permit it to pass over and through you. And when your ego-fear is gone you will turn and face your lover, and only your heart will remain. You will walk away from her when she has violated your integrity, and you will let her walk when her heart is closed to you. She who can destroy you, controls you. Don’t give her that power over yourself. Love yourself before you love her.

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The closer you follow the letter of these commandments, the easier you will find and keep real, true unconditional love and happiness in your life.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

 

[Kenny West]

That was....powerful

 

[MarloStanfield]

The key is to make a woman feel comfortable. Woman will tell u or do anything in the bed with you as long as she's comfortable with you.

Facebook message I got from a girl other day:
"i jus feel like why wudd u say u have feelings for me and shyt & then make me think we gonna be something wen really it was jus a game to u, bt thts wht i get for openin up to u , shyt tht i neva told nobody u kno . hmmp thanks thoo"

 

[Born2BKing]

All women flirt but not all women cheat. I promise you, your old lady has some dude she flirts with on a weekly basis and thinks "damn I want to fukk this nikka". Some will leave it at just the flirting but some will......you'll share that girl.

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

you'll share that girl.

 

[That 808]

Never confess Anything

Deny, deny, deny...

Let her tell you how much she knows first, because 9 times outta 10 she doesn't have enough info to catch you & assumes that if she confronts you with it, you'll fold...

 

[PortCityProphet]

have a big dikk