as a man i'll give you ladies the gospel.
1,hug that damn stove.
2,keep your sense of humor post (relationship label)
3,until you have a baby you are under contract to be a tenda.
4,stay spontaneous....suck a dikk because it's there,bring out
your toy and rev that bytch up on the couch next to him playing xbox.
5,keep your mama nem out of ya'lls business.
6,keep them bytches away and never give them amo to use on you later.
7,a woman's house and her p*ssy is a parallel.....(hope they are both clean)
8,leave the pastor at church.....if i'm riding with you ten toes to the turf we
are evenly yoked so reverend ripoff can eat a dikk.
9,the comfortable draws with the rip in it is cool but the matching bra and
pantys let me know that you are ready for work.....think cheese burger in
a brown bag vs.the pretty wrapping paper.
10,judge how a man is gonna respect you by how he respects his mama.
gospel.......