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Art Barr
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This Thread is fukking terrible.
What the fukk are you doing? Seems like you posting, driving and getting a blowjob, all at the same time.
Concentrate, my nikka.
thank you,...some dudes just don't get it.
plus alot of these dudes never made a real time rant.
to know how hard it is,...
nor do most of these dudes even know who scott keith or crz is.
on top of that they don't write reviews,......anyway.
so they have no frame of reference,..so it was not made for them.
if they were not familiar with the realm where rants originate.
or how hard it is to write a full actual rant of anything...
anyway,....this movie, isn't better than the original alien or aliens.....
it fits into the new gen lineage and timeline of quality.
where avp with sanaa lathan began and got lost.
it is what if ridley scott made the other alien movies.
after aliens we did not get.
on the third alien they lost us,..
as ripley and newt were supposed to go back to the planet and charbroil xeno's.
except for some strange reason,..they ruined the movie timeline and content from even the darkhorse comix. where ripley and then a grown newt kick xeno's asses and exterminate them.
where ripley and a grown kickass newt are both against and in sheer defiance of weiland corp.
so this movie set up a new parrallel before that alien movie saga.
plus it picks up with where the quality could be for a new gen movie.
which typically are not done as well.
on top of finally, giving you the demise of that bytch ass walking corpse weiland.
anyway,..you are right,..this is a live real time rant movie thread.
just like a bball or ppv thread.
if you want a review of the movie,..that is siskel and ebert like.
i do those selectively and this movie did not make me do that.
it made me want to see in print,..all the lol, wtf, yell at the screen moments real time.
especially the great white king cobra dildo snake scene,..lol!!
this was the first movie where i talked at the movie screen or theatre in a long time.
which i enjoyed because it took me to a place.
no movie since the eighties has been able to do in a long ass time.
as movie have declined in actual quality.
plus this gen doesn't know sci-fi and even disses starwars like some dumbasses.
prometheus is really nostalgic.
from the scenery, lighting, giger like backgrounds and character models.
i really don't read movie spoilers cause they will ruin a movie.
so i had no idea this was an aliens anything.
till after i saw the opening credits.
so i got a treat and it lived up and did good to great renditions.
of all the scenes that made the first two aliens, classics.
especially the elongated james cameron director's cut,...of aliens.
the vehicles, the naivette nature of the crew was just like alien.
even down to the cafe scene and the lighting and mood.
the main heroine was just as, but more naive than ripley.
plus they evolved the movie,..so now you finally get to see the demise of that bytch ass weiland for yourself. as he was searchin for the fountain of youth.
plus, how it turned from a search for his prolonged health.
into a predatory practice to manufacture biological weapons....
evident by the sperm tentacle alien.
that was extracted from the unlikely aloof heroine.
in the gastro prostate ceasarian scene of incredible wtf proportion.
plus it not being exterminated and probably keeping kept alive by david.
to the point the medi bay pod was rescued. for possible extraction by beacon later on.
which every alien movie sequel always began with.
when ripley is extracted and the extraction crew is so on point.
no mishaps occur,...at all.
only thing missing was a feline and usually the cat missing always bothers me.
as the cat is one of the greatest survivors in a creature feature, ever.
all in all,..probably one of the better reboots of this gen.
when typically they fukk up reboots.
hopefully this goes further.
if they don't go to a planet to bbq some species of alien, in the sequels i will be pissed.
as i was ripped off on part iii of alien when they fukked up the continuity.
by having ripley get humanized as an incredible heroine with that bullshyt prison arc.
plus they killed newt.
whom in the darkhorse comix,...became a badass xeno killer in her own right as an preteen/adult.
not getting newt's story arc on screen as a movie crippled this franchise severely.
followed by trying to re-right what they fukked up.
by trying and failing to make it right in part iv,..which sucked more than part iii.
plus part iv they should havr cloned newt as a xeno killer,...
in the sanaa lathan avp film,..they got that right and it is excellent.
then they fukked it up with the next installment from lighting alone.
so to get this film and it is done exactly right,...like thirty years later, was an incredible feat and a joy to watch.
art barr
just like that,..the first dumbass whitboi,..takes off his space helmet.
woO!!,..hell yeah, dude moment.....
i would give him the:
Art Barr
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Please upload one of your College Essays... How did you pass ANY English Class?
only you are stoopid enough.
to think a hiphop infused board, based on a culture.
whom made the misspelling of phat marketable.
the thread title fits you perfectly,..cause you dumb as that thang!!
how you arrive to think.
the commentary here is supposed to be based on your college curriculum.
makes you a certified, dumbass.
it is supposed to be whatever slang filled jargon is posted.
you are supposed to be hood enough to get it.
you would be the white guy who gets killed in this movie.
playing with the great white king cobra dildo snake,....
talking some college book learned dumbshyt....
i would be the street starship savy commando.
who charbroils you and the dildo snake, like cherlize therzon did.
while everyone is seeking s fukking explanation and it ain't shyt to possibly, explain.
art barr
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Art Barr
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you always posting that wrist smiley.
after you viewed this movie cause it symbolizes.
your hand acting as a snake charmer for the:
great white king cobra dildo snake to physiologically and anal'y violate you.
then you deflect your gay fascination with said dildo snake on to me.
after i tabled your goof ass so many times,..it has now, become a stalker's fascination on your part that shows how gay you are.
you are heterophobic,...stop e-stalking me you fakkit.
you let a gay ass avi represent you and stalk people on the internet.
you are the fakkit,..chu, batty mon fun boi, ass bytch!!
art barr
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
at the thread title
on the real,......
all the white people in that movie except, idris elba.
were all indicative and embodied the title of this thread
including, most of the posters on this board are;
DUMB AS THAT THANG!!
art barr
1. Suck a dikk no homo
2. Keep your homoerotic fantasies to yourself.
3. Never seen the movie
4.
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
dawg,.. i would visit your place of residence.
after you leave for work every day.
after noting how tall you were.
then, stand outside your door with a baseball bat
then practice swinging said bat.
to collilide with your face at your door.
note the time you were and were not home,...
i would arrive seconds after you return from work.
then, after you step through the door from a hard days work.
filled with immediate relaxing anxiety, and walking through the door.
i would approach your residence in that same time.
then knock on your door.
when you open it because you are so filled with rest anxiety.
you would not lookout and check said door....
when you swing open the door.
in a violent manner because your period of rest anxiety has been disturbed.
i would swing said baseball bat, with violent accurate fury.
in one fatal mortal killing motion and collide, said baseball bat with your rest anxiety defeated face.
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havent watched this movie and have no intention to but i cosign everything art barr said about it
Art Barr
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1. Suck a dikk no homo
2. Keep your homoerotic fantasies to yourself.
3. Never seen the movie
4.
four points of proof and deflection.
that you are stalking me.
all over this board and on the internet.
plus have homoerotic fantasies about me deflected on to me.
stop following me around dawg,...
you would get killed trying to follow me around in real life.
so stop doing it on the internet.
be who you are,..if you were a stalker in real life.
i could understand,..yet, you are not.
so stop hiding behind a monitor and be yourself.......
again,...you not a real beast in these streets at all..so stop fronting on the net.
if you would not call me gay in real life,..don't do it on the net.
i do the shyt i do because i have the proven capacity.
plus seven plus years of clinical non med prescribed sociological based background.
that is a real acurrate reflection of who i am.
i am proven to be crazy if precipitated,.....you are not...
so, stop playing up to the camera you bytch!!
as you are not really prepared in real life to precipitate or drive me crazy.
nor are you brave enough to ever confront me,....either.
stop playing behind your monitor,..you lil ass goofie!!!
art barr
Art Barr
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Art Barr
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Imagine how this movie would turn out with this Art Barr script...
i don't write movies.
i live a better movie as my real life.
than most people see at the show.
art barr
