Probably the Most Hilarious/Awkward Freestyle Session Ever: Kool Keith & Xzibit

[Boonapalist]

This shyt still funny

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

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[Ronnie Lott]

This has to be a close second. Watch the whole thing:



Fred.

@2:42 the white dude with cracka on his t shirt

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

That Combat Jack show reminded me of this shyt

I still gotta check this dude's library

I got tears in my eyes off of this shyt mayne

 

[Walt]

That Combat Jack show reminded me of this shyt

I still gotta check this dude's library

I got tears in my eyes off of this shyt mayne

His catalog is full of shyt that'll have you in tears.

 

[Mr. Negative]

This the one where Xzibit is like ":yodawg: THIS MY DUDE RIGHT HERE!"?

If it is, I love how effortlessly Keith goes from conversationally talking to freestyling seamlessly.

believe it or not, Roc Marciano says Kool Keith is his biggest influence rhyme style wise.

this the shyt that hooked me.

 

[DJ Mart-Kos]

Xzibit is very underrated as a MC

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

thank you for upping this. greatest freestyle of all time

 

[phatphuck]

when his first words in the clip was "kangaroo pee pee" you know its gona be vintage keith

i remembered there being a freestyle with him, large professor, oc, organized konfusion, that was sick too

 

[keepitrealprk]

Still bump that I DON'T BELIEVE YOU all the time. Kool Keith is a legend, easily one of the top 10 if you omit some of the weirder releases. I always dug that Cenobites album too.

 

[Adam3000]

I remember this shyt

Keith post-Dr. Octagon was on some shyt

This is still one of my favorite songs of his:

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

is this the one where he counts to 21?

25 breh

 

[Millz]

imagine this happenin to one of them diva azz nikkaz that take them self toooo serious all the time. X went like a g bout it

 

[Walt]

when his first words in the clip was "kangaroo pee pee" you know its gona be vintage keith

i remembered there being a freestyle with him, large professor, oc, organized konfusion, that was sick too

Pretty sure that's Stretch or Bob who says "kangaroo pee pee," making fun of Keith.

 

[THE 101]

Even Keith's interviews are legendary.

Adam: Why in your songs do you always refer to the words anal and rectum? And why do you always use the words doo-doo and pee-pee?

Kool Keith: Well, that's my vocabulary. Everybody has a certain amount of words they use, all rappers. Some guys rap with stuff they don't have. “I'm crank up the 600SL, I'm rollin' in the 600SL, when I hit that corner in the 600SL, I'm gonna use that steel…” You take a lot of these rappers vocabulary, they use the same shyt also. You can tell who that is by the rapping, that's the dude who always raps about cigars all the time, the dude who raps about blunts and swishers. When I come with my shyt, everybody wants to get handicapped. My whole thing is, I am shytting on you, you wack, your bullshyt, suck my cock, fukk you and your bullshyt. It's like people want to say that all day. When you buy a CD in the store, you be like that fukkin' CD was garbage, that shyt sucked dikk, fukk that, I wanna wipe my ass with that CD. When I say it, it's not good. People like to curse, but they like to say they shoot people or stab people. My whole thing is, I am going to chop you up. I'm like Preacher. Preacher was this guy, this terrorizing guy in Harlem . He didn't really talk all that gun talk shyt. He just went and tied up motherfukkers and poured gas all over n*ggas. You got people out there that always rapping about the same shyt. You got your blunt motherfukkers who just blunt themselves to death. You got your gun talking motherfukkers who just gun talk themselves to death. Then you got me. I am the piss man. They get mad at the piss man cause the piss man wants to do all this pissy stuff. When you were a little kid, didn't you always see a little kid with pissy diapers? Nobody wants to rap about my little brother pissed in the bed. People want to camouflage a lot of stuff. Even rock groups want to say that. It's like your fukking a girl, but you never want to say her p*ssy stinks and you know in your mind that her p*ssy stinks. Not to disrespect the woman, but sometimes you get these you girls out here and their p*ssy just be ranking. Nobody wants to talk about that. Nobody wants to say girl your p*ssy stinks. You need to go get some douche and clean your shyt right now. That's the type of rapper I am. People don't want my reality. That's the reality. I'm gonna rap about Hollywood is fake and phony. I'm gonna write that motherfukkers go out their and get their nose done, titties cut, cut their chin, add on more ass. They don't want me to say nothing about that. They just want to be quiet and talk about blunts or I'm shooting somebody that I don't really be shooting. I am being myself. Like if a guy come to your house with shyt on his feet, you're like wipe your fukking feet on that floor mat. Nobody wants to put that in their rap, wipe your fukking feet on that floor mat. Even Kutmasta Kurt used to tell me “why you on that level?” I don't live in Santa Monica . So that lifestyle I can't digest. I have to make up a word. I can't ‘phontize' myself to be safe. If you don't talk about guns and blunts, its (singing) I need you, I want you, I care about you, I want to be there for you. Of course, we have all that in the world. Then we have real issues. Like a rapper in your face and his breath stinks. You like n*gga stop rappin', your breath stinks. That's real. People don't want me to rap about you didn't chip in for the pizza n*gga, you get one slice. I can't ‘phonotize' myself.

The whole interview is posted here:

http://forums.undergroundhiphop.com...hichpage=1&QuestionID=1521991&SearchYear=2005