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JasonSJackson

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Thread Title: What would you do if attacked by a Grizzly Bear

O/P: *news article about some white person who was mauled to death while sight seeing*

3rd Post: Clearly that womans brazillian jui jitzu skills were not up to par and that cowardly bear capatilized on this. If they were, she would have simply used a deashi hara footsweep as the unbalanced bear charged. She could have then taken a back mount and applied a basic lapel choke as that oversized teddy ruxpin struggled to figure out why he was lying face down at the base of a 100 foot oak tree and showed that oversized creature whos really at the top of the food chain.

You dapped this
 
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Phoenix_Knightly23

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I use a Hot Pocket like a Fleshlight on a regular basis. While looking at photos of Susan Boyle, I didn't pull out in time and busted a nut inside. And, it was my last Hot Pocket and I needed a quick meal so I ate the Hot Pocket. It didn't taste that bad, but how do I improve the taste of my cum?

@Broke Wave? :lupe:
 

Chesirecatdaddy

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Brehs you will not believe what just happened

Was sitting on a park bench and my manager just sits next to me... whips out my dikk and starts giving me brains..

...then my assistant manager came and joined in. We went to her house and was a mcmansion brehs ... I think I luh them. We're gonna try to make it work
 
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