Pretend to Be another Poster

[unit321]

Real talk breh, y'all just simping if you ask a woman out on a dinner date and pay for it. You just need to commit a felony, go to jail, and then rape your cell mate. That's a real dinner date.

 

[King Crimson]

No

Wow, you really thought that was funny huh?

Ugh. I'm better than all of you and your all idiots.

"so we gonna act like this thread is funny huh"

off the first page.

 

[ScoopNScore]

You sleeping if you don't think Tony Parker is doin big things this year. Speaking of, I'm ready to Park my dikk in between his cheeks...

 

[GhettoNintendo]

*gets phone call and gets asked to visit dying mother*

drake is just a better rapper than J. Cole tbh

 

[I Lord Justice]

Brehs you will not believe what just happened

Was sitting on a park bench and my manager just sits next to me... whips out my dikk and starts giving me brains..

...then my assistant manager came and joined in. We went to her house and was a mcmansion brehs ... I think I luh them. We're gonna try to make it work

who's this?

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

who's this?

the nikka who fukked some chick at his company last week and posted pics.. dunno his name

 

[Non Sequitur]

Somebody call @Anothergirl husband at the sugarland plantation so he can dress her in her tom and jerry maid outfit and get his bullfrog off the web.

You can't even make this shyt up.

And what's up with that picture? Phone so damn old even photos have to buffer.

Holy shyt

 

[TrifeGod]

 

[PimpHandStrong]

OP: btw, SMS is dead idiots. Hangouts is the new shyt.

Random poster: with that SMS is dead shyt bruh

OP: fukk you , you fukking idiot! GOOG SET!

*also posts picture of my Louis Vuitton outfit*

 

[MBwithadream]

Thread Title: If you speak first to a female you're a simp

A woman who doesnt approach a man in this day in time isnt worth the time of day
Weekly advice to the fatherless


Christopher Brown dapped this post

REINCAR

 

[MBwithadream]

Thread Title: Pics of beautiful women



I bet she wearing a weave.

that could be either Chris.B or marcuz.

 

[MBwithadream]

*Inserts avi of her legs*

Waits 94 seconds

*Receives PM from a thirsty nikka*

@thoushallhustle?!!!

 

[Wild self]

For the people that post on The Booth:

so when i start chittin on niccas, i dont want to hear nobody try to make me seem like the bad guy on some "he didnt do anything to you" type chit. Hood niccas know that i be on that thug chit.

 

[USSInsiders]

who's this?

i think thats supposed to be kswizzle

 

[JuvenileHell]

For the people that post on The Booth:

so when i start chittin on niccas, i dont want to hear nobody try to make me seem like the bad guy on some "he didnt do anything to you" type chit. Hood niccas know that i be on that thug chit.

@Wacky D @Homeboy Runny-Ray

For all my Booth nikkas:

You all are frontin if you don't think Drake can body Kendrick

WHY DO YOU ALL LIKE J COLE HE IS MEDIOCRE AND DOESN'T MAKE GOOD MUSIC HES BORING

**makes 20,000 threads on J Cole**