Thread Title: Almost got jumped on the 7 line train today
O/P So as i was waiting on the train today some middle school aged juvenielle deliquent walked by me, stopped, turned back to me then said "What'd you say about my mother???". I told him that I didnt say anything to him to which he replied "Yo what the fukk you say about my mother?". I realized that he was trying to pick a fight with me so i told him that I was sorry he thought i said something about his mother but that I didnt say anything at all. At this point he was right in my face, POINTING! saying "You calling me a liar nikka???"
Out of my perphipheals i then noticed the 2 other 8th graders with him that were attempting to circle and realized this was a no win situation for me...................AND THEN I HEARD THE TRAIN COMING
I decided that the best chance i had of avoiding a beat down was running around to buy some time until the train had arrived and i was able to safely hop on....
So, as calmly as i could, I said "nah man, im not calling u a liar" then turned and made a mad dash for the other end of the platform. When i turned and ran i didnt see the elderly woman who was standing behind me with her cane ready to help defend me from these savages and mistakenly ran her over. I told her "MOVE IT YOU OLD bytch CANT YOU SEE IM IN TROUBLE!" as she hit the ground. I ran around that platform juking like barry saunders for what seemed like an eternity until the train finally arrived and i was able to board it in the car with the friendly police officer.
thats was a close one brehs
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