President Vince McMahon

[Capo Dei Capi]

Hee's how we fawkin' solve the Israel-Palestine conflict: We have a peace treaty contract signing. Palestine goes to sign it, but it's a swerve. Mozambique comes out (I know Mozambique is nowhere near the Middle East, this is great because no one will see it coming) and they look like they're siding with Palestine, but they swerve Palestine and side with Israel, and then Israel swerves and forms a free-trade zone with Egypt and Syria. Now I know Syria's in a civil war, but we have to drop that angle without explanation to make this thing work. This fawkin' leads to our next pay-per-view (Levantine Lawlessness) where we blow off the feud with an Ethnic Cleansing On A Pole match.

the goat alias returns

 

[TheGodling]

President McMahon's personal bodyguard would be a 7ft former football player with no security training at all.

He would rename Russia to the Western Competitor's World and bury anyone who's ever been associated with them.

He'd tell the ambassador of Mexico that he's only meeting with their president if he puts on the damn turban.

HHH would be vice president and everyone would be talking about they can't wait for President McMahon to die so Vice-President Helmsley can take over, except for R=G, who complains about everything this government does but still voted for them both terms.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

for one month out of the year the american flag will be all pink.

uncle sam is replaced with john cena

 

[The Rainmaker]

:vincek: "If you don't give me what I want, United Nations, I will bring the POISON into the UN".

















(At the next meeting...)

(Interpreters from various languages): Now taking the podium, representatives from the nWo.



:smugnash: "You know... We're here tonight to set the record straight. You would not believe the amount of heat we had with Putin. I know we have some reputation, but we want the ability to come out and prove to you, great nations (Pause for cheers. No one makes a noise. Nash looks nervous but continues) that we can do good".

"We're not here to destroy the United Nations. We're here to make it better. God bless President Vince McMahon"

(Mild boos. Venezuela's president leaves his chair, cursing)

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Colombia becomes the world's newest superpower overnight. :cokeboycism:

Mexico is only referred to as N-MEX-T.

Before a state visit by the Indian Prime Minister, Vince can be found screaming at a Puerto Rican intern "PUT ON THE TURBAN GODDAMMIT!"

Vince appoints JR to his cabinet repeatedly only to fire him every single time.

*Tells rambling tales about how he and Pat Patterson used to have people waterboarded*

 

[ball15life]

White House, appropriate living space for Cokeboy.
"Vince didn't screw Iran. Iran screwed Iran."

 

[b2705067]

Surprised nobody posted this:

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"One post and you've been here since 2012?"

 

[Box Cutta]

"One post and you've been here since 2012?"

shyt is kinda spooky actually....

 

[Concerned Citizen]

States have to worry about 'Deavors Season after the 4th of July

Federal push to find a cure for sneezing

Supreme Court is dissolved all legal conflicts are finally settled in a steel cage

Confiscates the USA Network, makes it an online exclusive for $9.99

Signs all of ISIS's top talent

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

The walk out to the SOTU address.

**Guitar feedback ..."No Chance, thats what you got"

"North Korea doesnt have the damn grapefruits to launch those damn missiles god dammit."

"WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE TAKA LOOKING SON OF A bytchES ANYWAY!?"

WrestleMania 33...MARS!!

Thread is kinda creepy now that we've shifted to the strange Orwellian universe we're living in these days.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"We're gonna repeal and replace SheltonCare immediately! Everyone will love RomanCare, GOD DAMN IT!"

 

[K-Apps]

how did I miss this GIF