President Vince McMahon

[YakSpiller]

The walk out to the SOTU address.

**Guitar feedback ..."No Chance, thats what you got"

"North Korea doesnt have the damn grapefruits to launch those damn missiles god dammit."

"WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE TAKA LOOKING SON OF A bytchES ANYWAY!?"

WrestleMania 33...MARS!!

 

[Skyjacker]

He'd think the Nigerian president is Shelton Benjamin.

 

[MenacingMonk]

White House, appropriate living space for Cokeboy.

"I want the first ever Rumble on the moon, goddammit!"

"Vince didn't screw Iran. Iran screwed Iran."

 

[Vince.Russo]

Hee's how we fawkin' solve the Israel-Palestine conflict: We have a peace treaty contract signing. Palestine goes to sign it, but it's a swerve. Mozambique comes out (I know Mozambique is nowhere near the Middle East, this is great because no one will see it coming) and they look like they're siding with Palestine, but they swerve Palestine and side with Israel, and then Israel swerves and forms a free-trade zone with Egypt and Syria. Now I know Syria's in a civil war, but we have to drop that angle without explanation to make this thing work. This fawkin' leads to our next pay-per-view (Levantine Lawlessness) where we blow off the feud with an Ethnic Cleansing On A Pole match.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

"How will my administration deal with race relations? Royal Race Rumble. Winner goes to ReparationsMania GOD DAMN IT!"

Breh.

 

[Box Cutta]

Ebola Epidemic? I've got just the solution....

 

[Lucky Millionaire]

ego on swole Vince wouldn't know how to act he'd probably die from the audacity

trailer park livin----->billionaire promoter------>leader of the free world

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

"I got an idea with all this Brew-ha-ha about "Caitlin Jenner" feller...we get Gov. Chris Christie to face Senator Ted Cruz in a mega match so to speak, three stages of hell texas death match, loser get's their johnson chopped right on off and tucked... how's THAT for a Main Event at Wrestlemania 33?We'll even get Pat to special guest ref it!"

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

flashback to FDR

hiding his illnesses and using coke to cut GOAT promos

 

[Yoda]

holy shyt!

 

[Grifter]

Inauguration Dance to "Trap Queen."

US army all using steroids.

Everytime he enacts a hated policy JR shows up with a "ah son of a bytch!"

 

[Vice Queen]

He's gonna fukk one of the interns in the Oval Office in front of Linda.

 

[dbp]

His state of the nation address:

 

[jackswstd]

He appoints Daniel Bryan as Secretary Of The Treasury, the deficit immediately rises by 750 mil

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

The joint chiefs of staff:

Chairman of joint chiefs of staff : Stephanie McMahon
Vice chairman of joint chiefs of staff: George Barrios
Chief of staff of the army: Sgt Slaughter
Commandant of the marines: John Cena
Chief of Naval Operations : Pat Patterson
Chief of staff of the air force : HHH
Chief of the national guard bureau: Kevin Dunn