Post ideas that Cokeboy would think are some “good shyt”

[The Black Sheep]

Kevin Nash becomes GM of 205 Live and books himself in a gauntlet match against the whole roster, he wins the match

 

[tinnyskillz]

1. Split up Zach Ryder and Curt Hawkins, and have them face off in a "winner get's the higher rating on WWE 2K20" match at Wrestlemania. Ryder wins, and his rating is 69.

2. Have Alexa Bliss somehow be in the right place, right time, and have her win the 24/7 title. After a 6 month reign, and hiatus from tv (the belt, not Alexa who is hurt during the time), Bliss decides to return the belt to Monday Night Raw. Becky Lynch wins it from her. Then Seth Rollins sneakingly wins it from Becky while getting intimate with her

3. Cokeboy is in an angle with A$AP Reigns. To get Reigns over. Cokeboy challenges Reigns to a match. Reigns want's the stipulation that if he wins. Cokeboy must end the PG era. Cokeboy accepts, and loses clean, in a 3 minute squash match to Reigns. The next night on Raw. Cokeboy confirms the end of the PG era, and it get's a huge pop. Cokeboy, then challenges Reigns to a rematch, with the same stipulation. This time, Cokeboy wins in a shocking (slow) rollup (which was not even done correctly), after a distraction from Baron Corbin. The end of the PG era only lasted 24 hours, and not one curse word was said, or anything was different.

 

[NYChase718]

Its gonna be a nxt vs wwe invasion
And at survivor series it will culminate in team nxt led by triple H vs team wwe led by shane
And goddaaammitttt triple H will pedigree johnny gargano and turn on nXT and baron corbin will get the victory pinfall
Triple H comes home to WwE !!!!
Its such good shyt godaaammitttt

 

[mannyrs13]

Best idea Vince could come up with is announcing his retirement.


Far as good shyt storylines:

Vince: *comes up with new bright idea

Stooge: But sir we did that 3 years ago.

Vince: Ah hell damnit. The fans won't notice. They don't even watch consistently enough to know.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Runs a series of weekly pre-taped skits featuring Rhodey, Kenny Beta, the Young Cucks and the Con Family, who are broke.

 

[RammerJammer]

Shane challenges Brock for his MiTB briefcase, with the help of Elias, Shane wins the briefcase, cashes in on Kofi during the Main event of SummerSlam, Shane McMahon becomes the new WWE Champion.

Seth breaks Becky’s heart so she tries to get revenge by trying to sleep with every single guy on the roster but they all decline because her p*ssy stinks.

 

[Huda2daf]

Street profits repacked on the main roster as actual black Hebrew Israelites

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

when Vince dies, the coroner will be cutting Cokeboy open and notice a hidden tape deep in his anus.

they play it back live on Monday Night RAW and Vince reveals of the hidden secrets about WWE

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

my daniel bryan and sami zayn join isis storyline. its even more cokeboyesque now just because isis isn't much of a factor in syria anymore.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

the Young Cucks

 

[Yoda]

Surgeon's doing the biopsy and Vince's head pops out.

"IT WAS ME, ROMAN!"

"Aw, son of a bytch."

"EVEN YOUR LYMPH NODES BOUGHT IT, ROMAN!"

is that roman who said Aw son of a bytch? GENIUS

 

[Tommy Fits]

Sheamus and Becky Lynch become an onscreen couple and, weeks later, we find out they’re long lost brother and sister

This I would watch lol

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Runs a series of weekly pre-taped skits featuring Rhodey, Kenny Beta, the Young Cucks and the Con Family, who are broke.

VKM “I know you’re trynna be funny

But we have million dollar sponsors and can’t say cucks on tv, pal

But we can say DUCKS

Yes DUCKS.... I like that

And the angle!!! That’s some GOOOOOOOOD shyt

WE’LL AIR THESE SKITS 3 TIMES A WEEK PAL!!!

NXT included”

 

[The Girl From Innsmouth]

Sasha comes back and wins the Raw title at Summerslam, she drops it the next night to Shayna Baszler who makes her main roster debut while still NXT women’s champ

IDEK. I'd pop for this.

 

[thaKEAF]

OPs Adam Cole idea is spot on.