Portable Earthquake Suing Lyft Because A Driver Declined A Ride

[Mac Ten]

Uber would have took her…

They’ll accept anything.

On a another note, girl could have reported him after but she wanted to make a scene.


Either way, homie will lose his job and look into a investigation

 

[Mac Ten]

Inb4 the Dave Blunts collaboration.

This girl looks more presentable than Dave Blunts…


Dude looks crunchy and is the type to eat a roast beef sandwich after hiding it under the bed for a few days.

 

[Gains]

Lyft fired the driver

 

[Zero]

Lyft fired the driver

Aint no way

 

[Low End Derrick]

This girl looks more presentable than Dave Blunts…


Dude looks crunchy and is the type to eat a roast beef sandwich after hiding it under the bed for a few days.

And lowkey a better rapper, too. But don't tell anyone I listened to her music.

 

[Mac Ten]

And lowkey a better rapper, too. But don't tell anyone I listened to her music.

I listen to female rappers too…

Don’t be ashamed. I’m proud to have listened to a Sexyy Red song

 

[DeuceZ]

I would have been like if you pay like you weigh then you can stay baby

 

[mc_brew]

she about to change her stage name to portaquake..... because those the type of waves she sorta makes.... she's a girl boss, you can't ignore her cakes....

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Her vs 8 Brock Lesnars

 

[Easy-E]

This is the scam of the gig economy.

Now, if he let her in and his car got messed up, Lyft ain't providing a vehicle.

 

[broller]

i was about to roast this hamplanet for throwing away her money on a frivolous lawsuit, but the plot thickens...

Weighed Down by Discrimination

Roughly 42% of U.S. adults experience weight discrimination, yet Michigan is the only state where discrimination based on weight is illegal.

publichealthpost.org

This is a different type of discrimination though. It's like saying she should be allowed to sue if a carnival ride didn't allow her on a ride due to her size/weight. This is about safety.

 

[boogers]

Inb4 the Dave Blunts collaboration.

those two should make a sex tape. shyt would go viral. call it 'mating walruses' or something

you know she probably farts constantly

 

[Uchiha God]

 

[ChatGPT-5]

 

[Solomon Lurke]

Inb4 the Dave Blunts collaboration.

I can’t get inside the Lyft, I can’t get inside the Lyft